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AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/11/2010 3:19:21 PM)

Okay with all the Talk of Penises and Sombrero's I figured it was time I broke down and posted a Picture of my cock....




Please don't make fun of me......






It's had enough when God just made you this way......






Okay be Kind....








[image]local://upfiles/905075/B3C107FC3E8E4D82A64F2D3381026CBC.jpg[/image]



poise -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/11/2010 3:30:24 PM)

Ouchies!

........falls off chair.



waitooshiii -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/11/2010 3:46:32 PM)

There are many ways to compensate for being bashful.



lally2 -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/11/2010 3:48:05 PM)

....... glues knees together and shuffles awkwardly out of the room [&:]



AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/11/2010 8:14:24 PM)

I post a picture of my cock and all conversation stops.

I hate it when that happens

QSM



thornhappy -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/11/2010 9:09:53 PM)

* blink blink *

I think my knees just glued themselves together!



SpiritedRadiance -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/11/2010 9:12:41 PM)

Hey wanna fuck? :P

Ive seen that photo before it makes me giggle every time.



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/11/2010 9:15:01 PM)

QSM, you are an absolute riot. I simply adore you.



monochromaniac -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/12/2010 6:30:05 AM)

Jeez, imagine being cockslapped by that.
You'd end up with a concussion.
(Or a cockussion, if we're attempting to be funny)



KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/12/2010 8:24:32 AM)

"Maam, do you care to explain why there are the remains of a phallic bruise across your face. And torso. And legs. And back?"



heartcream -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/13/2010 12:35:51 AM)

Reminds me of a joke.

Guy goes into the costume store to buy a Hallowe'en costume for him and his girl.

Guy: I would like to buy four fig leaves, we are dressing up as Adam and Eve.

Store Guy: Sure

He goes in the back and brings out the fig leaves.

Guy: These three are perfect for my woman but this here one for me is too small

Store Guy: No problem.

He goes back and gets a bigger leaf.

Guy: No, no, no that wont do.

Store Guy: No problem I have a bigger one.

He goes in the back and brings out the bigger fig leaf

Guy: No, no, no that wont do.

Store guy: Let me check if we have any other bigger ones.

He goes in the back and comes out with the largest fig leaf you ever saw.

Guy: No, no, no that wont do.

Store Guy: Well that is the biggest one we have.

They stand there for a moment not saying anything.

Store Guy snaps fingers: I know! Why dont you throw it over your shoulder and go as a gas pump.



KevinSWM -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/13/2010 1:29:26 AM)

This is from years ago. If I still had this thing I'd post a better shot. It was some kinda nubby tickly jelly sleeve.

[img]http://allkindsofnasty.com/images_bbs/Equipment_05.jpg[/img]



lally2 -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/13/2010 1:49:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KevinSWM

This is from years ago. If I still had this thing I'd post a better shot. It was some kinda nubby tickly jelly sleeve.

[image]http://allkindsofnasty.com/images_bbs/Equipment_05.jpg[/image]



[sm=popcorn.gif] - well thats me set for the day -



poise -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/21/2010 9:15:08 AM)

I dont have a cock....(sigh)....but if I did, it would have attitude!
gotta love a confident cock!


[image]local://upfiles/1031783/599D4CE1BD27427D89FC05CA185E5CAC.jpg[/image]



splorff -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/21/2010 9:27:33 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: KevinSWM

This is from years ago. If I still had this thing I'd post a better shot. It was some kinda nubby tickly jelly sleeve.

[img]http://allkindsofnasty.com/images_bbs/Equipment_05.jpg[/img]



Japanese gangsters do something like this to their cocks. They cut through the skin, then force a pearl into the wound and sew up the cut. I saw a piccie of a dick once that had maybe a dozen pearls in it. Great place to hide your loot I guess, much better than under the mattress. And I guess Japanese gangsters are popular with the ladies too !



KevinSWM -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/21/2010 10:11:43 AM)

Wow, that sounds uncomfortable! What happens when they go flaccid? Do the pearls all drop towards the heat or something? Methinks there are better ways to pleasure a women.



DreamEvil91 -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/22/2010 2:27:19 PM)

Love a rubber band around the head!



sexyred1 -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/22/2010 2:44:32 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: KevinSWM

Wow, that sounds uncomfortable! What happens when they go flaccid? Do the pearls all drop towards the heat or something? Methinks there are better ways to pleasure a women.


Yes, really. How about making her a pearl necklace with all those pearls? Why waste good gems?

There are many cocks and fewer fabulous pearls.



Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/22/2010 4:29:01 PM)

Do I dare expose myself in this manner? (thinking for a moment)



MercTech -> RE: Creative Cock Shots! (7/22/2010 4:31:08 PM)

If you want a copy of my "cock shot" you get an old picture of the rooster I raised as a project in my youth.

Nuff Said,
Stefan



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