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chubsub4u2usenow -> cock control (7/13/2010 4:06:23 AM)
i am lookin for someone to contyrol my cock and balls through masturbation,edging, tieing, cum control, painting, foreskin playing, etc... see my video at xtube under cum or jerking

DarkSteven -> RE: cock control (7/13/2010 4:22:12 AM)
Um... thanks for the invitation...

Jeffff -> RE: cock control (7/13/2010 4:26:29 AM)
Sausage..... THAT"S what I'll have for breakfast!!!!!!

DarkSteven -> RE: cock control (7/13/2010 4:35:09 AM)
Sausage - the other white meat?

xxblushesxx -> RE: cock control (7/13/2010 9:58:55 AM)
Call a phone sex line.

Lockit -> RE: cock control (7/13/2010 11:02:03 AM)
Congratulations! You are the 156,001 horny, kinky guy to have posted that. We got bored with it after the second one. Just because you have a cock doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it.

laurell3 -> RE: cock control (7/13/2010 11:03:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lockit Congratulations! You are the 156,001 horny, kinky guy to have posted that. We got bored with it after the second one. Just because you have a cock doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it. Quoted for truth and humor....you're so awesome Lockit.

Lockit -> RE: cock control (7/13/2010 11:10:47 AM)
Thank you Laurell! I happen to think you are very awesome yourself! But... I just woke up and can hardly see and damn it, I don't like strange cock right in my face! A demanding cock has a place in life, oh yes, I can appreciate a demanding cock... but not on a profile pic and early morning. Damn what's a gal gotta do to get her coffee substance without the strange cock demanding attention? Cranky... oh yeah! lol

SirsJewel -> RE: cock control (7/13/2010 11:37:19 AM)
You need anohter avatar pic. Just because you think you have a pefect little dooder,doesn't mean WE do,just saying, oh and welcome i think ~ jewels

sirsholly -> RE: cock control (7/17/2010 5:35:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: chubsub4u2usenow i am lookin for someone to contyrol my cock and balls through masturbation,edging, tieing, cum control, painting, foreskin playing, etc... see my video at xtube under cum or jerking Keep the video and dude...lose the avatar cock-shot!!![>:]

OohAahMrs -> RE: cock control (7/17/2010 7:11:47 AM)
My wicked wicked ways and cumberland sausage, there's a connection.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: cock control (7/17/2010 6:06:50 PM)
Just what I don't need to see. Another guy who thinks his schlong is the be-all-end-all. Got news for ya bub, ain't many virgins left on this site and we've seen em in all sizes. They all come in pretty well the same shape, unless mis-shapen. Now unless you can spin on that thing, juggle 2 monkeys and an elephant at the same time, as well as come up with a name a bit less wankerish than you have, take it on the road. The long and winding road may I add. Mmmmhhh, seems to me there's a thread going around right about now about nics and such.... [:D]

sirsholly -> RE: cock control (7/18/2010 4:08:25 AM)
schlong?

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: cock control (7/18/2010 7:55:44 AM)
Schlong, dingdong, dick, penis, boingboing, aww ain't it cute, cork (no, it's not a mispelling) [:D]

DarkSteven -> RE: cock control (7/18/2010 8:06:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Just what I don't need to see. Another guy who thinks his schlong is the be-all-end-all. Got news for ya bub, ain't many virgins left on this site and we've seen em in all sizes. They all come in pretty well the same shape, unless mis-shapen. Now unless you can spin on that thing, juggle 2 monkeys and an elephant at the same time, as well as come up with a name a bit less wankerish than you have, take it on the road. The long and winding road may I add. Mmmmhhh, seems to me there's a thread going around right about now about nics and such.... [:D] Dammit. All those years spent perfecting my art, and I am now able to spin on it, and juggle a monkey and an elephant. And I thought that was pretty amazing, but TPB demands another monkey. You wimmins make us mens work HARD! [sm=sad.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: cock control (7/18/2010 8:10:20 AM)
quote: You wimmins make us mens work HARD! duh..maybe thats cause it doesn't work soft? oh... not what you meant...is it? never mind...

DarkSteven -> RE: cock control (7/18/2010 8:12:10 AM)
Here, holly. Have a monkey. I'm going to take the elephant to Politics and Religion, where he'll meet others of his ilk, and a buncha donkeys too.

sirsholly -> RE: cock control (7/18/2010 8:17:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Here, holly. Have a monkey. [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/memymonky.gif[/image] quote: I'm going to take the elephant to Politics and Religion, where he'll meet others of his ilk, and a buncha donkeys too. [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/toolminis/xanimal_seleleft.gif[/image][image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/toolminis/xanimal_tinydonkey.gif[/image]

myotherself -> RE: cock control (7/18/2010 8:25:48 AM)
awww...give the guy a break! Feel pity for someone whose face is so ugly, his cock is better looking! [:D]

DarkSteven -> RE: cock control (7/18/2010 8:28:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself awww...give the guy a break! Feel pity for someone whose face is so ugly, his cock is better looking! [:D] Are you referring to the OP, the monkey, or the elephant?

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