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I know Denver is weird....but CMON!?!??! - 7/13/2010 6:05:22 AM

Lve

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http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/24071692/detail.html

REALLY.

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RE: I know Denver is weird....but CMON!?!??! - 7/13/2010 6:33:34 AM

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Well, Fruita isn't Denver.

In Denver, we don't have vampires. We have leprechauns.

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RE: I know Denver is weird....but CMON!?!??! - 7/13/2010 9:22:39 AM

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"When troopers arrived, they found the woman's car in the canal but could not find the vampire."

Imagine that..

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RE: I know Denver is weird....but CMON!?!??! - 7/14/2010 6:34:13 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: alatheia

"When troopers arrived, they found the woman's car in the canal but could not find the vampire."

Imagine that..

I know right?

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RE: I know Denver is weird....but CMON!?!??! - 7/14/2010 6:45:26 AM

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Sunday nights are when True Blood comes on. I have a feeling she was under the influence of Erik. (or Alcide...)

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RE: I know Denver is weird....but CMON!?!??! - 7/14/2010 7:38:18 AM

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Yep, vampires are all over Colorado, they just love the scenery!

We had these two Nuns driving on a rural road in Larimer County when a vampire jumped out in front of their car. They skidded to a stop, and honked and honked, but the vampire simply would not move.

As the story goes, the Nun who was driving says to the other Nun, "Show him your cross, maybe that will get him to move."

The Nun in the passenger seat, rolled down her window and yelled "GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE ROAD!"

Vampires...a real problem here...

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RE: I know Denver is weird....but CMON!?!??! - 7/14/2010 9:22:07 AM

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Eric.. now thats a nice thought!

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RE: I know Denver is weird....but CMON!?!??! - 7/19/2010 1:07:33 AM

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Those where navy nuns .

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