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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/14/2010 5:16:30 PM

pyroaquatic

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Yes I missed you.
:D

Hot this is not.

Come to florida and work outside for hours. Today I was a river of sweat and I was producing MUD with the dirt that stuck to my body.

My clothing was WET. Not damp but WET with SWEAT. I was able to ring it out into a puddle.

If you don't complain maybe the heat monster will go away. He likes sweaty vitriol.

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/14/2010 5:18:35 PM

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Oh, sweetie, I promise I know the difference. Don't forget that I just moved from GA last summer. I will take this dry heat any day over the humidity. Anybody who can work in the yard in the South in the middle of the afternoon deserves kudos.

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/14/2010 6:40:47 PM

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Air conditioned office. Air conditioned car. A high powered evaporative cooler on the house. A climate where, even on the hottest days, it cools down to a mighty pleasant evening.

Would you prefer the weather from January?

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/14/2010 6:54:17 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TheHeretic
Would you prefer the weather from January?

YES!

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/14/2010 8:39:05 PM

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Yeah, I don't mind the cold so much. Hot and humid is my least favorite

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/14/2010 8:42:06 PM

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Spent 90% of my life living in deserts in Texas and the Pacific NW. I love the weather in Florida, but I don't work in the yard in the afternoon in the summer!

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/14/2010 8:42:38 PM

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Jefff,

does one of your balls hang abit lower then the other ball?

Hold on while I get a pen. I am writing this down.

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/14/2010 8:44:08 PM

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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Air conditioned office. Air conditioned car. A high powered evaporative cooler on the house. A climate where, even on the hottest days, it cools down to a mighty pleasant evening.

*Snicker* That reminds me of when I visited Chattanooga once. I wanted to see what it was like, so I walked around. People were staring at me, horrified, not comprehending why someone would just stroll around when there were air conditioned places!

I also walked into a down home restaurant and asked if I could have some real Southern vegetables. But I didn't want any that were deep fried (for health reasons) or had pork in them (for religious reasons).

They're probably still talking about me there.

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/14/2010 8:44:51 PM

Jeffff

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We are perfectly symmetrical. We are also offend at your implication we are unbalanced.

Sincerely,

Jeff's Balls

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/14/2010 8:46:36 PM

juliaoceania

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I was in the Central Valley last week, it was 104..

It was 90 in Long Beach today, everyone was complaining about the heat... it feels almost air conditioned to me....

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/14/2010 9:16:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

We are perfectly symmetrical. We are also offend at your implication we are unbalanced.

Sincerely,

Jeff's Balls

It might help to wear underwear.

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/15/2010 7:59:28 AM

AlwaysLisa

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Three little words...Monkey Butt Powder.

Funny name, great product.

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/15/2010 11:08:05 AM

myotherself

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I believe they have a variant on that called 'anteater scrote powder'.

Seems almost perfect for Jeffff's overly moist orbs.

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/15/2010 11:22:14 AM

DarlingSavage

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quote:

overly moist orbs.

You certainly have a way with words. You make sweaty balls sound like an erotic delicacy.

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/15/2010 11:34:29 AM

myotherself

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well, a pair of tighty-whities full of sweat, seriously hot weather...and you got boiled plums. I bet they're YUMMY!!!

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/15/2010 12:51:03 PM

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My nut sack is sticking to my thighs.

In England it is raining. It is a comfortable 20-25 C.

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/15/2010 12:54:20 PM

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My nut sack will heal. My hatred of the Yankees is eternal!

Damn those blue bellies ..

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/15/2010 12:56:40 PM

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It is 106 right now.... 110 at the airport.

It's so Hot.

(HOW HOT IS IT)

It's so hot that I have found out (the hard way) that my seat belt buckle could be used as a branding iron.

QSM

Fahrenheit, celsius kelvin ?

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/15/2010 1:11:02 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: splorff

quote:

ORIGINAL: AQuietSimpleMan

It is 106 right now.... 110 at the airport.

It's so Hot.

(HOW HOT IS IT)

It's so hot that I have found out (the hard way) that my seat belt buckle could be used as a branding iron.

QSM

Fahrenheit, celsius kelvin ?

Thought that would be Obvious.. Feels like Kelvin.... I think it's Celsius.... They say it's Fahrenheit.

By they way it is currently 100 F and 103 F at the Airport.

QSM

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RE: It is so hot......... - 7/15/2010 1:21:03 PM

Aylee

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It is only 103 here. Humidity is 61% But it is supposed to get down to 70 tonight while there is a thunderstorm! YAY! I will get to open all the windows and air out the house. Keeping the mop handy of course.

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