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ScooterTrash -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 6:30:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: Sorry to inconvenience you thus with my ignorant questions, oh holy Garlite. Yours, benji I would splash you with the Sacred Water of Pardon's, but my uvul is at the repair shop. (ponders) I gotta get me one of them uvuls, wonder what sort of mileage they get?

Level -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 6:34:01 PM)
The REAL residents of the House of Garl: [image]http://www.seanmulholland.com/arc/images/m4247323-4669-small.jpg[/image]

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 6:35:43 PM)
Lots, but they're expensive... I prefer to offend Celeste, then get her to splash me with the Sacred Water of Pardons, forgiving me for all other sins as well... then build up again for a while... Yours, benji

CrappyDom -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 6:50:37 PM)
An Acolyte has reported to me that lesser mortals are doubting that most cherished secret of my house, pre-natal training. If any of you had spent more time in respectable communities, you would have been schooled to a high enough degree to develop the proper respect for your betters. The next idiot rumor I am going to hear is some idiot prattling on about how Gor is only fiction.

Arpig -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 6:55:51 PM)
Fiction??? Say it ain't so Crappy, say it ain't so [:(][:(][:(][:(][:(] That being said, anybody attempting to hijack this thread with a discussion of the merits of Gor will be sent to the 4th House again

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 6:59:48 PM)
Crappydom, W/we are, indeed, taking this very seriously. As was stated earlier, by no lesser person than myself (I will not embarass you by saying which house I am of), W/we should A/all be taking this seriously, after all, You, Sir and Master are here amongst us, and even one member of the house of Garl. As Arpig stated as well, A/all who do not take this thread seriously will be spanked by the holy paddle of Hupu. Seriousness Personified, benji Elder of the House of Niknak

Level -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 7:03:50 PM)
LOL......... ah hell, poor fellow that comes across this thread and tries to use any of it in his relationship[8D]... CD..... I tried to tell Arpig and benji and that Celeste to not be dissing.... ohhhh but no, they wouldn't listen.... even those Yugoslavian cars, the Uvuls, got drug into it..... tsk tsk tsk.

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 7:08:15 PM)
Level, I don't think it's fair to blame any of us for something that never happened! Celeste explained her own House to us, I warned people to take the thread seriously, and Arpig set puishments for the jovial among us. Who was making light of the situation???? NO ONE! Maybe you, for deciding others should not use this invaluable information in their own relationships. Yours, benji

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 7:09:23 PM)
Sounds like one of my friends rich and he's only being facetious if it is rick. He did the 12th order began in woom thing on one of our groups haha

Arpig -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 7:18:28 PM)
Feline & Level: I think we understand that it is in jest...or at least that we damned well hoped it was (because if not, then we are in deep doodoo, you know how damned prickly those 12th Order types can get about their pride). And I believe that Crappy's joining in to the fun pretty much shows that he understands that as well...come on, a profile that funny should NOT remain hidden. Thanks for the laughs all, I enjoyed it all muchly.

Level -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 7:26:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Arpig Feline & Level: I think we understand that it is in jest...or at least that we damned well hoped it was (because if not, then we are in deep doodoo, you know how damned prickly those 12th Order types can get about their pride). And I believe that Crappy's joining in to the fun pretty much shows that he understands that as well...come on, a profile that funny should NOT remain hidden. Thanks for the laughs all, I enjoyed it all muchly. Same here, Arpig. Be well [:D]. And benji........ Celeste has got her eye on you......... I mean it................ don't think I don't..............[X(]

Arpig -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 7:28:58 PM)
ooooooo benji, now you've gone and done it, you are in more than just a bit of trouble now [;)]

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 7:35:53 PM)
Ya know, I always thought my nic and that cute smiley with a halo would keep me out of trouble... Turns out I'm wrong.... Then again, why would I want to stay out of trouble? Yours, benji

BitaTruble -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 8:32:49 PM)
I can see that there is some skepticism among the unenlightened. Let me assure you that Garl absolutely IS the one true way. Any who doubt need only to remember what the acronym stands for... Get A Real Life. :) We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming. Celeste - following The Garl Way for 46 years and counting

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 8:43:32 PM)
someone is being a copy cat hahah cause CD Wasn't the first to use that 12th order thing It already circulated through the sac power exchange email list haha

gooddogbenji -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 8:58:26 PM)
Oh Celeste, Lady of the House of Garl, Enlighten me of your way, for this pitiful soul knows not the path to salvation! The House of Garl, this hallowed destination, home to the greatest Masters and Mistresses, the culmination of 100 billion years of BDSM evolution, shall become the destination of this lowly slave's pilgrimage. The road ahead will not be easy, nay! The chances of success are diminished with each passing moment, as the forces of evil prevent this slave, this humble apparatus of Fate, from leaving his computer and getting a real life. Yours, benji

BitaTruble -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/16/2006 9:24:03 PM)
Benji, Ok, take a deep breath. This is tough, but you can do it. Stand up, step away from the keyboard and unplug the cord to your computer. Most will not pass this simple test. Many will back slide. The chosen few... well, we never hear from them again. And now I must take my leave as I move on to minister to others who are starving for wisdom. You know the path.. you have only to choose to take it. I can do no more here.

Vancouver_cinful -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/17/2006 8:26:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Arpig all of you who are making light of this report immediatly to the 4th House for your spankings Hey, I'm a true, real sub, MasterSirDomArpig. I deserves spankings from the 3rd house at the very least! Cin

Arpig -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/17/2006 8:42:24 PM)
Ah Cin..wrong thread..and just so you know..I am not a Master, nor a Sir, i am a dominant in my orientation, and the only thing I am that is real is an asshole, and the only thing true about me is the way I portray myself, I am me, online and in person.

FelinePersuasion -> RE: Pre-natal training?? (4/17/2006 9:18:09 PM)
I'm sorry CrappyDom was the original person I heard the 12th order from, he wasn't copying someone else. It was him who posted the joke the first time.

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