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Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 3:25:03 PM

Arpig

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there is a poster who's profile states: quote:

I myself began my training while in the womb

I read this and started thinking about this...does this involve reading to the pregnant woman's belly from de Sade. Since this fellow is also apparently trained by "the most respected house in all of Europe" I would assume that it would be de Sade and not any of the more modern writers on the subject, who obviously would have nothing to teach those of "the 12th Order, a house so
ancient, its origins are shrouded in the history of time".

If anybody has any ideas as to how this pre-natal training might be accomplished, i would really appreciate hearing them.

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 3:37:31 PM

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I think the reading de Sade to the pregnant belly is likely, otherwise maybe there were twins? One was trained Dom, the other sub... Triplets - there was a mentor there....

Maybe, and I would like to state at this time that I don't know who this is, that he's referring to his maturity when he started his training, rather than his real age.

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 4:35:25 PM

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I'd say fetuses are already sadistic dominants. Why else would they kick their mothers and keep them up alnight emptying their bladders every 30 minutes?

Turning a fetus into a submissive...now there's a challenge!!

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 4:43:10 PM

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i have an inkling it may be a farce, although possible. maybe?

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:08:23 PM

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A farce? Why would anyone poke fun at pretentiousness? Now shhhhhhhhhh mixie.... they might be listening.

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:11:00 PM

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A farce? Why would anyone poke fun at pretentiousness? Now shhhhhhhhhh mixie.... they might be listening.

hopefully watching too ;)

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:12:03 PM

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I'm actually quite curious as to the context.... Arpig, can we play charades to find out who's profile it is?

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:34:28 PM

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Arpig, I have given this some serious thought (rolls eyes) and surely it must be true or he wouldn't have said it..right? I would suggest keeping an eye on this profile to see if he keeps up the training in the afterlife...(which on CollarMe at least may be sooner than he expects, with a profile like that).

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:40:44 PM

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The profile in question is written in jest

..... chock-full of hyperbole in an attempt to poke fun at the uber-serious folks one comes across at times (none of which has posted in this thread, by the way ) ...

Level, and no it isn't me lol

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:42:30 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

there is a poster who's profile states: quote:

I myself began my training while in the womb

I read this and started thinking about this...does this involve reading to the pregnant woman's belly from de Sade. Since this fellow is also apparently trained by "the most respected house in all of Europe" I would assume that it would be de Sade and not any of the more modern writers on the subject, who obviously would have nothing to teach those of "the 12th Order, a house so
ancient, its origins are shrouded in the history of time".

If anybody has any ideas as to how this pre-natal training might be accomplished, i would really appreciate hearing them.

Personally, I descend from the 1st House of Garl, the oldest House in the Universe, the most respected House in all the known world.. those 12th housers are just a buncha wannabes who do everything all wrong. WE do not engage in prenatal training. Rather we start with training the female egg to reject inferior spermatozoa. Only through this process can TRUE doms emerge. Garlites have been using 12th housers as chamber pots for several hundred years hence the reason most of them have the screennames which they do.

Now, if you want to find out how to train eggs, just let me know and I'll send you the link to the pay site on egg training.

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:45:46 PM

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AH...I had wondered about the significance of the name. Thank you for explaining, where would we be without our Garlites to enlighten us?

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:47:10 PM

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So Celeste, does that mean that you're one o them "top secret secret-agent types" they talk about on the tv news?? And everybody KNOWS you cain't train eggs.... chickens on the other hand, oh yeah... put 'em in cowboy boots and there you go.

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:50:35 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

AH...I had wondered about the significance of the name. Thank you for explaining, where would we be without our Garlites to enlighten us?

Either wallowing in primordial ooze or perusing perv sites for laughs.

And yes, there is a difference.

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:52:06 PM

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Celeste,

With all respect due to a member of the 1st house of Garl, the oldest house in the universe, and please do correct the way I hold my hands, I am unsure of protocoll when dealing with members of the 1st House of Garl, please do tell, how do you keep this ancient house cool in the summer? I would rather be from brand new house, and have A/C....

And shame on us all. Can we not see this is a serious topic?

Yours,

benji

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:55:07 PM

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And shame on us all. Can we not see this is a serious topic?

Exactly benji, all of you who are making light of this report immediatly to the 4th House for your spankings

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:56:15 PM

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So Celeste, does that mean that you're one o them "top secret secret-agent types" they talk about on the tv news??

I can neither confirm nor deny. Please don't ask such questions. I can tell you this, however.. Garl is an acronym for an ancient 'way' of life and it's the only 'true' way to live.

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And everybody KNOWS you cain't train eggs....

That's why you are NOT of Garl House.

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chickens on the other hand, oh yeah... put 'em in cowboy boots and there you go.

I see you've already been to the 4th House of Pull It. Good peeps there, truly.

Celeste

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 5:59:56 PM

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Celeste,

With all respect due to a member of the 1st house of Garl, the oldest house in the universe, and please do correct the way I hold my hands, I am unsure of protocoll when dealing with members of the 1st House of Garl, please do tell, how do you keep this ancient house cool in the summer? I would rather be from brand new house, and have A/C....

And shame on us all. Can we not see this is a serious topic?

Yours,

benji

Silly puppy. The ancient House of Garl resides in Darkness. We don't need air conditioning. ::wonders what has happened to the educational system that people don't already know this stuff::

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 6:03:11 PM

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Oh God level, I hope so, I really really hope so.

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 6:20:11 PM

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Celeste,

I don't think it's fair to blame the educational system. I should admit, I was a bit of an absentee from my grade 12 class, Ancient Houses of BDSM.

Sorry to inconvenience you thus with my ignorant questions, oh holy Garlite.

Yours,

benji

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RE: Pre-natal training?? - 4/16/2006 6:25:45 PM

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Sorry to inconvenience you thus with my ignorant questions, oh holy Garlite.

Yours,

benji

I would splash you with the Sacred Water of Pardon's, but my uvul is at the repair shop.

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