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notnewnotexp -> A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:08:29 PM)
I was reading another thread where the OP was saying she didn't want to do anal sex, a big reason being because that's where the poop comes out. Somewhere in the list of responders someone said something like, "What's the big deal about anal, so a little bit of poo gets on his dick..." I'm sorry I couldn't find the posting or I would have done a direct quote with props to the quoter. But this does bring up a question. Most men on here seem to like/love anal sex and anal play. Is this an issue for you? Do you get grossed out by a little bit of poo on your cock? What if the girl farts? Should an enema always be done first to ensure there are no traces of brown stuff in the rectum? I'm not an anal virgin, but I'm not super experienced with it either. And the idea of a guy pulling out his cock with a trace of it on there is mortifying, not to mention farting. And, what about a2m? I've seen it in porn, but I'm sure the girls have thorough enemas before the filming starts. But then once I did see a creampie clip where there was brown mixed in with the white. So, those who like to do some anal probing, what are your thoughts? Is a little bit of poo ok? Is it disgusting? Do you only do it after enemas? Do you only do it with a condom? What if she farts? How do you help a girl (or a guy) get over their fears of this? Or to those who are on the receiving end, pun intended, are these things that you worry about? Please add your two cents as well!! Thanks, and I hope I put this in the correct category. My apologies if I didn't.

gungadin09 -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:14:33 PM)
i worry about it. Not enought to deter me, but i worry. i have never had an enema. So, i guess i think a little bit of poo is still okay. pam

DarkSteven -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:16:28 PM)
Shit's not my favorite thing in the world, but it's not something that terrifies me either. I just try to make sure it doesn't get all over everything before I wash off, and then wash as soon as possible.

leadership527 -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:22:35 PM)
I generally go with the attitude that human skin is easy maintenance... a bit of soap and water and all's well. It doesn't stain, spot, or require dry-cleaning. It does wrinkle over time, but that's got nothing to do with poo.

Aynne88 -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:24:45 PM)
I have to say this again, and no offense to anyone, but I have never had a "poo" issue with having anal sex, so what the hell is with that? I mean I can't be the only person that has healthy digestive issues and no poo issues. If I were a dom, I would be making these messy bitches eat some fiber or something, just saying. [;)]. Oh and Pam, I have never had an enema either, where did that idea come from? You don't need anything but a healthy diet to have clean anal sex.

laurell3 -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:30:10 PM)
Honestly, there are some potentially embarassing physiological responses to all sex. Have you ever actually watched what your face looks like when you orgasm? These topics and worries are so overdone it's ridiculous. Stop worrying, start fucking....really....it shouldn't be all that difficult to get over small anxieties and embrace the enjoyment.

Aynne88 -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:31:44 PM)
That :) xoxo.

DarlingSavage -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:32:06 PM)
I've never had that issue, either, Aynne, so you're not alone there. I've had enemas but not for the purpose of having anal sex. They usually give them when you're going to give birth.

Aynne88 -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:38:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage I've never had that issue, either, Aynne, so you're not alone there. I've had enemas but not for the purpose of having anal sex. They usually give them when you're going to give birth. Well, I never did that either ;) And at 43, I hope I don't start!

DarlingSavage -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:40:03 PM)
Well, I've heard that it IS preventable!

Aynne88 -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:47:32 PM)
Well yes obviously I have figured that out! Now, if I could only stop bringing home stray kitties and puppies....

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:50:27 PM)
I can honestly say the one and only time I have done anal, my biggest concern was how bad it was gonna hurt. That and if punching him in the nuts for it hurt so bad was in bad taste...Poo on his cock was the farthest from my mind. He never mentioned it. I dont really care enough to ask. So I guess I shall never know. And now that I am thinking about the poo on cock issue...I still wont let it deter me. Shit happens. And if a little bit should so happen to erm...happen on his cock? He knew what he was getting into. Definitely was no surprise.

Tantriqu -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:54:52 PM)
I'm not interested in giving a man digestive problems by enemas. Frankly, I don't like the smell of shit after I've had a lovely orgasm and when the strapon slides out of him, so I do prefer to time it when he's cleanest. Most lower tracts are cleanest 1-4 hours after a 'substantial' bowel movement; he's expected to monitor. Of course, he cleans the toys/removes the ribbed condom from the strapon, but yes, sometimes traces get on the sheets. Cheap flocked blankets [soft and fluffy for $6] tossed in the wash keep down the amount of laundry and disruption from having to remake the bed before I put on my post-orgasm crash helmet and fall asleep. Probably since strapon play concentrates on deep thrusting rather than repeated full-withdrawal then re-entrance, I've never heard or smelt a major queef from ass-fucking a man; minor is expected.

Aynne88 -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 2:58:44 PM)
[:D]. loves it.

MstrPBK -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 3:04:00 PM)
My two cents says: .... shit/scat/poo (what ever you call it) is apart of life ... deal with it. MstrPBK St. Paul, MN USA

Aileen1968 -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 3:13:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: notnewnotexp Somewhere in the list of responders someone said something like, "What's the big deal about anal, so a little bit of poo gets on his dick..." I'm sorry I couldn't find the posting or I would have done a direct quote with props to the quoter. Heh heh heh. I do believe that was me!

MaamJay -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 3:21:13 PM)
Well once you live with someone (especially in an enclosed area like a van!), farts become a nonproblem as sooner or later both of you are going to blow off sometimes! We just go "Phew!" give it a score out of 10, laugh about it together and life goes on. Though I did let loose with an 11/10 last night and even the dog and cats gave Me a shocked and disgusted look! It was what we call a "Billy" ... Billy Connolly quipped "Never trust a fart!" ... and so I hastened to the loo! As far as poo goes, well, you get a lot less sensitive to that when your only sewerage system is a hose you have to attach to the toilet tank and pump it out into a dump point! Nothing like becoming self sufficient to make you appreciate modern conveniences such as deep sewerage! However, even before that, we've never been overly grossed out if a bit of poo comes out on His cock, just, as DarkStephen said, we try to keep it off the bedclothes. Master always has tissues handy when we have sex anyway as I tend to flood the place, so He can always wipe things clean. We don't do a2m, no interest there, and we are also careful never to go ass to pussy. When using a strap on in a sub I always put a condom on it, so a bit of poo is no real problem there. It's not the sweetest of odours when you withdraw for sure, and I do try to find out "when he's been" to time things as best as possible. Not into the whole enema thing, don't really see the need to upset the body system that much. Maam Jay aka violet[A]

FetishRose -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 3:23:39 PM)
good little Rose, taking dictation while her Sir answers and eats lunch[:D] "We hope it doesn't happen, of course, but if it does, hey that's just the risk you run if you want anal. A shower cleans it all up." back to self Poo is gross, not gonna lie. However, by choosing to engage in anal at the most opportune times (aka when I don't have an upset tummy, or need to go), we've never yet had an issue with it. We do not use condoms. If it happened, we'd simply jump in the shower together and get clean, and I'd probably earn an unflattering private nickname for a week or so! [:D] Do I worry about it? Not really.

DarlingSavage -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 3:27:40 PM)
quote: and I'd probably earn an unflattering private nickname for a week or so! Now who would do a thing like that to you with that sweet little face?

jujubeeMB -> RE: A little bit of poo (7/17/2010 3:45:40 PM)
Just to be a pain in the ass, I'm going to ask if any of you anal sex-loving gals are comfortable with ass-to-mouth, as the OP mentioned briefly? I can't properly answer her question due to my zero experience with anal, but I am curious as to what those of you who are the recipients feel about it. I've always wondered if anyone actually does ass-to-mouth, or if that's something that only happens in porn. Anyone care to fess up? [:)]

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