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Kids and the things they say - 7/17/2010 2:47:41 PM

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When my boys arrived for the weekend I had some tunes playing on the computer. My youngest turned off the tunes and turned on the TV & cranked the volume...while saying : "Ahhh some peace and quiet at last"

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RE: Kids and the things they say - 7/17/2010 2:50:21 PM

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That's so funny!

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RE: Kids and the things they say - 7/17/2010 2:51:11 PM

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I thought so, too!

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RE: Kids and the things they say - 7/17/2010 2:53:13 PM

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Reminds me of my grandsons who cannot stand the noise of the garbage disposal, but will turn the Wii volume to high! One is too noisy, the other is not. Go figure.

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RE: Kids and the things they say - 7/17/2010 3:09:46 PM

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One of the funniest things my son ever said was when he was 7 years old....

I worked as a bartender at the local country club, and I was scheduled to work the halloween party. I dressed up as Queen Guinevere... so after I took him trick or treating, I came home and was getting ready for work and he says to me. "Mom, your not Queen Guinevere, you're Queen Get-A-Beer"... I will never forget that one

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RE: Kids and the things they say - 7/17/2010 3:29:26 PM

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Oh! How funny is that?

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RE: Kids and the things they say - 7/17/2010 4:29:57 PM

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Boy sitting behind me on train today, asking a totally honest question:

Daaaaaaaaad, does this train have wheels?

It took a lot of effort not to dissolve into laughter.

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