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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 3:55:13 AM   
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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 4:21:53 AM   
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not at all subway. in fact, if it makes you feel better, please do tell us how you REALLY feel!

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 4:53:32 AM   
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FUCK YOU!!!!
.....You god damned alarm clock ! ! ! WTFFFFFF you think you're doing waking me up at four FUCKING thirty in the afternoon when my wake-up time is nine o'clock and not a FUCKING minute earlier ! ! ! FUCK YOU ! ! ! ....and by the way, just in case I didn't get my message across to you, you and your ticky-tock busy little buzzer..... FUCK YOU!!!!!!


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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 5:47:03 AM   
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Some clairvoyants allow the *dead* to speak through them.

Holly? Not so much...


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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 6:03:21 AM   
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Some clairvoyants allow the *dead* to speak through them.

Holly? Not so much...

i hear voices....does that count?

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 7:39:53 AM   
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Depends if they belong to inanimate objects...

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 8:25:48 AM   
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Depends if they belong to inanimate objects...


<<< ponders whether brain an inanimate object

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 9:09:22 AM   
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Don't listen to them, Hols!!!

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 10:13:23 AM   
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Jeff Dunham when he made the GI Jones say something in front of the kids...

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 12:15:14 PM   
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Fuck you, hand cramps! I want to keep drawing, but it HURTS! Not like I've pumped out 12 pieces in the last 40 hours. With two sleep breaks in there.

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 12:46:43 PM   
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FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU damn fuckin handyman who is now treating the riding mower like Mario Andretti does a race car

FUCK YOU AGAIN handyman for running over every obstruction in your way including large rocks

FUCK YOU A THIRD TIME handyman for knowing the landlady's away on vacation and making like Mario Andretti when you usually go so much slower

FUCK YOU A FOURTH TIME handyman for taking so much longer when you're going so much faster, what you have to do it twice?????? to wake me up from a much needed nap due to severe lack of sleep????????????

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 3:20:13 PM   
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FUCK YOU lawn!! I've had to come in twice to get out of the heat!! Finish mowing your own damn self!!!!

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 3:20:51 PM   
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Let me know if that works for you...my garage needs cleaning....

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 3:28:57 PM   
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FUCK YOU lawn!! I've had to come in twice to get out of the heat!! Finish mowing your own damn self!!!!


I've got a handyman, real cheap, if you come get him, he'll mow your lawn, heat or not, and fort that matter FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU he's still mowing the damn lawn. Now i know for a fact we got a huge ass honkin front yard, but can't he just once please drive the mower into the front pond? I promise it'll get fished outta there eventually. If the snapper doesn't get to it first.

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 4:05:34 PM   
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Oh you poor little baby   still can't get laid huh?


I don't understand, you sound like such a catch.


See.  I knew the name seemed familiar.  Now I have to go back and look at what other pearls of wisdom have been contributed in the whole five posts the OP has made.


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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 4:22:56 PM   
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Fuck you headache! Why do you always pop up when I have shit I need to do? That's very damned rude!
And you too, goblins and gremlins and gnomes! I just had my damned drafting brush, and now I can't find it! BRING IT BACK! Buncha little assholes. Seriously, it's not like it's a SMALL item, but it just POOF, disappeared.

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 5:42:01 PM   
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Ugh....I guess he's on his way to sending all CM members his complaints.

Apparently my offenses include being: "stupid", "ugly" and a "bitch".

Anybody else?

Maybe we can categorize the complaints and systematically deal with his issues.

Of course, he'd have to be billed for it. Assuming that all CM members would need to participate at $12/hr, I hope he's got some kind of trust fund or something.

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/20/2010 6:49:19 PM   
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Forget the $12/hr, we should be charging him more like $100 an hour, and even that's cheaper than what you'd pay for a 1/2 assed psychologist of psychiatrist. He'd better hope he's a trust fund baby cuz we is gonna go thru is trust fund at an alarming rate ( to him at least).

And the more we charge, the more we look and appear to know what we're doing. Shhhhh let's not tell him we're not but make him believe we are.

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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/22/2010 11:20:58 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: subwaythru

FUCK YOU!!!!
.....You god damned alarm clock ! ! ! WTFFFFFF you think you're doing waking me up at four FUCKING thirty in the afternoon when my wake-up time is nine o'clock and not a FUCKING minute earlier ! ! ! FUCK YOU ! ! ! ....and by the way, just in case I didn't get my message across to you, you and your ticky-tock busy little buzzer..... FUCK YOU!!!!!!


.....thanks for letting me share.
quote:

ORIGINAL: YerAlarmClock


I didn't set MYSELF, yanno!!!



How DARE you backtalk me, you little ticker!!!!!


And FUCK YOU, Pneumonia, for bringing your accursed pox upon my innocent head yet again!!! Get out the violins, because I am feeling mighty sorry for myself right about now....(feebling flipping off the fricken clock and the Streptococcus Pneumoniae fluorishing in her rattling lungs)
....by the way, as I was wandering through the web, investigating this vile bacteria, what should I find but a BRONCHITIS SLIDESHOW!!! Just what I was hoping for. And now a word from our sponsor....
....this portion of our program is brought to you by "Promethazine w/Codeine", ladies and gentlemen, so please excuse the ramblings of the ailing miss s.


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RE: FUCK YOU - 7/23/2010 1:03:13 AM   
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Yeah, fuck you, too. Fuck *me*? Fuck *you*, Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it. Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. Fuck the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car - get a fucking job! Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores stinking up my day. Terrorists in fucking training. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN! Fuck the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their dicks on my Channel 35. Fuck the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fucking came from! Fuck the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! Fuck the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fuckers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for FUCKING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a fucking break! Tyco! Worldcom! Fuck the Puerto Ricans. Twenty to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fuckin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. Fuck the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi Louisville Slugger baseball bats, trying to audition for "The Sopranos." Fuck the Upper East Side wives with their Hermès scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! Fuck the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fuck on! Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fuck J.C.! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fuckin' Otisville, J.! Fuck Osama Bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and backward-ass cave-dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel-headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! Fuck Jacob Elinsky. Whining malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. Fuck Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fucking bitch. Fuck my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, and cheering the Bronx Bombers. Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park Slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.

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