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scropiomoon727 -> Chat with a GWI (7/18/2010 10:03:13 PM)
GWI stands for girl with issues. I edited this somewhat and read through it, not wanting to censor too much. I changed my nick to MEME`MEME and her nick leaving only the sterotypical MEI. The story unfolds so maybe I will leave it at that this is part 1: Session Start: Fri Feb 27 00:00:00 2009 Session Ident: mei_gwi [00:00] <mei_gwi> I was like "what is this? 1984?" lol [00:00] <meme`meme> have you heard the one [00:01] <meme`meme> "there is a mirror in your pants" [00:01] <mei_gwi> must be a lot of headcases in here..and I would be one of them being on here talking to you about marital problems lol [00:01] <mei_gwi> you mean that he said? no lol [00:02] <meme`meme> "there is a mirror in your pants" [00:02] <meme`meme> i can see myself inside there [00:02] <meme`meme> dumb huh [00:03] <mei_gwi> yeah lol [00:03] <meme`meme> girls with issues yes [00:03] <mei_gwi> What do you think about women and tattoos? I think they look trashy. I dont have any. Why would I wanna cover up my skin when that's the whole point in showing off my skin in a 2-piece lol [00:03] <meme`meme> i tend to not like them [00:03] <meme`meme> what do you think about piercings other than ears? [00:04] <meme`meme> on girls that is [00:04] <mei_gwi> ehh..I wouldnt really have an opinion on what one does to their body as long as it's not mine..I dont have an opinion on body mods [00:04] <meme`meme> what about pubes [00:04] <meme`meme> do you shave, wax or laser? [00:04] <mei_gwi> combination of wax/shave lol [00:04] <mei_gwi> im nice and clean downstairs =P haha [00:05] <meme`meme> interesting [00:05] <meme`meme> these days you have to ask [00:05] <mei_gwi> lol [00:05] <meme`meme> some girls/guys have revulsion if the other person has any body hair or pubes [00:05] <meme`meme> its the trend now [00:05] <meme`meme> to be hairless [00:05] <mei_gwi> if I wear a two piece like that I gotta be nice n' bald down there lol [00:06] <mei_gwi> the trend? ha i've always been that way since I can remember lol [00:06] <mei_gwi> I dont mind hair on arms/legs and chest on guys as long as its not like a fucken hairy beast lol [00:06] <meme`meme> japanese girls are hairy as hell [00:06] <meme`meme> chinese not so much [00:07] <mei_gwi> thats why I wax and shave so I wont be that way lol [00:07] <meme`meme> do you smoke? [00:08] <mei_gwi> smoke what? lol [00:08] <mei_gwi> didnt we talk about this last night? hah [00:08] <meme`meme> oh yeah [00:08] <meme`meme> lmao [00:08] <meme`meme> i use that line so much [00:08] <meme`meme> "smoke dick" [00:09] <mei_gwi> Well sometimes..and when I mean on occassion..I mean seldomly..use marijuana..at like concerts and shit lol..usually thats what happens..We'll be huddle around in a big group and someone's passin around a joint or a blunt lol. [00:10] <meme`meme> oh [00:10] <mei_gwi> like last summer I went to a nickelback concert... [00:11] <mei_gwi> and my husband had to work that night and he was all getting pissed and protective of me saying "Stay away from those who smoke that shit it's bad, it'll kill ya" and I was like "what a dipshit" [00:11] <mei_gwi> he totally didnt want me to go..but bullshit..I wanted to go.. [00:12] <meme`meme> i figure a band named nickleback has fans that smoke weed [00:12] <mei_gwi> HA shit there was so much weed smoke lol [00:12] <meme`meme> my dads smoked pot every day since he was 13 he even sells it [00:12] <mei_gwi> lol omg [00:12] <meme`meme> yeah [00:13] <meme`meme> worse example [00:13] <mei_gwi> that one time..hah..it was bad lol for me.. [00:13] <meme`meme> why is that [00:13] <mei_gwi> This asshole, some random guy was all "I always wanted to see an asian chick high on weed, to see if her eyes are still open" and I kicked him in the nuts lol [00:14] <meme`meme> wow [00:14] <meme`meme> fiesty [00:14] <mei_gwi> haha yeah I was wasted [00:14] <meme`meme> i was once so high it took 5 minutes to lay down on the couch [00:14] <meme`meme> and the tv was on [00:14] <meme`meme> i lost the ability to understand english [00:15] <mei_gwi> hahahaha [00:15] <mei_gwi> thats hilarious lol [00:15] <meme`meme> i know [00:15] <mei_gwi> One thing I like though is mean sex..you know..like after you argue with someone and then you fuck them and tell them you hate so much..I love that lol I feel like doing that even with someone I dont hate right now [00:16] <mei_gwi> I should fuck my ex's little brother and say "Payback's a bitch asshole!" oh he'd HATE that so much..what'd you think? [00:17] <meme`meme> only if you film it [00:17] <meme`meme> lmao [00:17] <mei_gwi> ehh wait a min...naw I wouldnt do that [00:17] <mei_gwi> better yet [00:17] <mei_gwi> I'll fuck one of his co-workers for the hell of it [00:17] <mei_gwi> God I have sick mind huh? This is not good =/ [00:18] <meme`meme> yeah [00:18] <meme`meme> you'll get over it [00:18] <mei_gwi> It's weird its like im not even really all that upset about it anymore..despite the bullshit i'll have to go through these coming months. I feel like theres a sense of relief now [00:19] <meme`meme> what kind of work do you do [00:19] <mei_gwi> School Teacher..high school level [00:19] <mei_gwi> I teach honors-level math [00:20] <meme`meme> uh oh [00:20] <mei_gwi> thinking about getting a job at a college somewhere [00:20] <meme`meme> geek alert [00:20] <meme`meme> j/p [00:20] <mei_gwi> for less bullshit and better pay [00:20] <meme`meme> i always get a weird feeling with the girls that i know that are school teachers [00:21] <meme`meme> im thinking "they let YOU teach kids" [00:21] <meme`meme> lmao [00:21] <mei_gwi> I hate it sometimes..im not always happy with my job [00:21] <mei_gwi> thats why I would want to move to college level and be a prof [00:21] <mei_gwi> I could teach college level easily ..especially the shit I know [00:22] <meme`meme> i have a friend thats a physics prof now [00:22] <meme`meme> he's from hong kong [00:22] <meme`meme> its weird [00:22] <mei_gwi> sounds like he's weird already lol [00:23] <mei_gwi> thats why im skittish about dating asian guys..its like the notion of being bookworms and I dont like that..even if I am lol [00:23] <meme`meme> yeah he has problems [00:23] <meme`meme> depression [00:23] <meme`meme> all the math geeks i know have issues like that [00:23] <meme`meme> my dads a bs in math [00:24] <meme`meme> perfect example [00:24] <mei_gwi> hey, thats not true..I'm not depressed! [00:24] <meme`meme> not yet [00:24] <meme`meme> ;) [00:24] <mei_gwi> Too bad you live so far away [00:24] <meme`meme> why is that [00:24] <mei_gwi> maybe I could invite you over about the same time my husband comes to get his belongings and we'd be fuckin on the couch [00:25] <meme`meme> lmao [00:25] <meme`meme> your crazy [00:25] <mei_gwi> and i'd be telling you "Oh i'm such a bad little slut! Tell me I'm a bad girl!" [00:25] <meme`meme> or my favorite [00:25] <meme`meme> cat woman [00:25] <meme`meme> i dont know what i'd wear [00:25] <meme`meme> maybe ups man [00:25] <mei_gwi> lol [00:25] <mei_gwi> those shorts the UPS guys wear look awfully short lol.. [00:26] <mei_gwi> they look gay I think lol [00:26] <meme`meme> some girls like those [00:26] <meme`meme> i think they like to imagine peeping up them [00:26] <mei_gwi> yeah if the guy is in shape and not a big fat oaf lol [00:27] <meme`meme> you ever dress up? [00:27] <mei_gwi> naw not really..just naked [00:28] <mei_gwi> brb gotta let my dog out [00:28] <meme`meme> ok [00:35] <mei_gwi> I'm feeling horny this sucks =( [00:36] <meme`meme> lmao [00:36] <meme`meme> hump the pillow [00:38] <mei_gwi> hahah no way [00:38] <meme`meme> why not [00:38] <mei_gwi> why hump a pillow when I can hump you? lol [00:39] <meme`meme> hahah [00:39] <meme`meme> long distance hump? [00:39] <meme`meme> i've tryed it dont work [00:39] <mei_gwi> yeah =( [00:39] <mei_gwi> you could drive back for 4 1/2 days instead =D [00:40] <meme`meme> haha [00:40] <meme`meme> my mom wants to move from here [00:40] <meme`meme> were about tired of this place [00:40] <mei_gwi> WTF someone is posing to be me in there lol ..look in the main [00:40] <meme`meme> thats funny [00:40] <meme`meme> u got a fan [00:41] <mei_gwi> RIIGHHT. I'm fake remember? lol [00:41] <mei_gwi> dumbasses haha [00:42] <meme`meme> hey you got email? [00:42] <mei_gwi> yea it's [00:42] <meme`meme> you use yahoo im? [00:42] <mei_gwi> no [00:43] <meme`meme> oh [00:43] <meme`meme> what month were you born? [00:43] <mei_gwi> no IM's. sowwy =( [00:43] <mei_gwi> March [00:43] <mei_gwi> 1979..not proud anymore..that's old =( [00:44] <meme`meme> woah [00:44] <meme`meme> were both pisces [00:44] <mei_gwi> You believe in that horoscope hogwash? [00:44] <mei_gwi> lol [00:44] <meme`meme> of course [00:44] <meme`meme> it comes with the "yellow brain" [00:45] <mei_gwi> well that's not in my "yellow brain" lol. Okay fine, I read them sometimes! but that's all! haha [00:45] <meme`meme> u should keep an open mind [00:45] <meme`meme> in the future you can avoid things like bad marriages with it [00:46] <mei_gwi> I was raised by white people. Mind you I'm unaware of this "Open Mind" thingy you talk about lol. j/k [00:46] <meme`meme> thats funny [00:47] <meme`meme> as pisces with have some issues [00:47] <mei_gwi> yeah right now its my divorce [00:47] <meme`meme> with compartmentalizing multiple people rather than having a single relationship [00:47] <meme`meme> i read about that [00:47] <meme`meme> and i agree with it [00:47] <mei_gwi> what about scorpios? [00:47] <meme`meme> i didnt realize i was doing it [00:47] <meme`meme> i have scorpio mooon [00:47] <meme`meme> is your husband a scorpio? [00:47] <mei_gwi> no [00:47] <mei_gwi> sister [00:48] <meme`meme> scorpio are the most sexual esp female signs [00:48] <mei_gwi> Ha no wonder [00:48] <mei_gwi> This neighbor kid that lives near me..he's gotta be one lol [00:48] <meme`meme> scorpio have violent and sadistic tendencys too [00:48] <mei_gwi> I shouldnt say kid being he's in his 20s so I'll say guy lol [00:49] <meme`meme> my scorpio moon makes me stronger scorpio than a birth sign [00:49] <meme`meme> birth sign is just a cover [00:49] <meme`meme> moon is the mind beneath [00:50] <mei_gwi> I wouldnt say he's like that..I like him a lot..hes like one of those "Neighborhood Hero" kinda guys..the ones you read about in the News Paper how they're a good samaritan and shit lol [00:50] <meme`meme> interesting [00:51] <mei_gwi> Once I tell him i'm getting a divorce, I wonder what he would do lol [00:51] <mei_gwi> The neighbor guy im talking about [00:51] <meme`meme> probably want to fuck you [00:52] <mei_gwi> I know he's legal but he looks awful young I dunno..that's bad I can't do that lol =/ I should wait a little while..I should let this all outta my system [00:53] <meme`meme> yeah younger people are a temptation but these days [00:53] <meme`meme> not worth the risk [00:54] <mei_gwi> that kid is anything but sadistic..he's like he'll go out of his way for anyone [00:54] <meme`meme> probably some kind of jupiterian influence [00:55] <mei_gwi> He's a party boy though..sometimes I hear about him at the bar drinking a lot [00:55] <meme`meme> like i said scorpio birth isnt as bad as scorpio moon [00:55] <mei_gwi> so you say that pisces have issues? what kind? [00:56] <meme`meme> too long to type here i can email you something i have typed up its a few paragraphs [00:56] <meme`meme> the ruling sign pluto [00:56] <meme`meme> governs undercover or occult activitys [00:56] <mei_gwi> lol that's okay you dont need to do all that lol [00:56] <mei_gwi> Wow, you must be hardcore into that shit huh? [00:56] <meme`meme> peoplet hink piscs are all soft and stuff but they have potential to be something more extreme [00:56] <meme`meme> not really but [00:56] <meme`meme> i have "issues" and it helps [00:57] <meme`meme> i cant limit the tools i need to attain my goals [00:57] <mei_gwi> I can..Gimmie a beer and my Mustang and we'll call it good lol [00:58] <meme`meme> i wish it was as easy for me [00:58] <mei_gwi> So you dont like american made cars? no muscle cars? I love old stuff like that [00:58] <meme`meme> nah [00:58] <meme`meme> Rolls [00:58] <meme`meme> Audi [00:59] <meme`meme> Lexus [00:59] <mei_gwi> that's black people stuff...you always see rappers in some bentley or rolls royce in some dumb rap video with big gay wheels..I think that stuff is so dumb. [01:00] <meme`meme> yeah rentals [01:00] <meme`meme> actually they like escalades [01:00] <meme`meme> i'm talking silver shadow [01:00] <meme`meme> i dont do bentleys [01:00] <mei_gwi> I saw some video like that today on BET This guy was all jumpin around in a bentley or some sorta high end euro car [01:01] <meme`meme> those videos are all fliff [01:01] <meme`meme> fluff [01:01] <meme`meme> rental cars [01:01] <mei_gwi> lol [01:01] <mei_gwi> I know [01:01] <meme`meme> dancers [01:01] <meme`meme> ghetto rich [01:01] <mei_gwi> there is that one NFL player that has someone Austin Martin..I like those cars alot [01:01] <meme`meme> i put housing over transporation [01:01] <mei_gwi> yeaah right, I bet you listen to that music, you dont need to lie to kick it, Tengri! [01:02] <mei_gwi> lol [01:02] <meme`meme> not my thing [01:02] <mei_gwi> than what is your thing? ;) other than a nice house [01:02] <meme`meme> i like the finer things in life [01:03] <mei_gwi> like what? [01:03] <meme`meme> ;) [01:03] <meme`meme> anything that tickles my need for stimulation [01:04] <meme`meme> my whims [01:04] <mei_gwi> if it was only summertime in my backyard me, tanning naked right by the pool [01:04] <meme`meme> wow [01:04] <meme`meme> i forgot you guys dont have mosquitos like we do down here [01:04] <mei_gwi> I would masturbate lol the sun would get me horny a lot lol I think [01:04] <meme`meme> rreally [01:04] <meme`meme> can i watch? [01:04] <meme`meme> lmao [01:05] <mei_gwi> haha well not right now, silly ;) [01:05] * meme`meme checks the calender [01:05] <mei_gwi> I squirted once before..its like I go into monsterous tremmering orgasm and I would shake and just have an awesome orgasm [01:06] <mei_gwi> I read online about how some girls squirt and dr's say its done through a certain stimulation that's learned over a period of time lol [01:06] <meme`meme> for ral [01:06] <meme`meme> oh i know the trick [01:06] <meme`meme> for real? [01:06] <mei_gwi> yeah [01:06] <mei_gwi> you wanna do your trick on me don't ya? ;P [01:06] <meme`meme> hah [01:07] <meme`meme> u wish [01:07] <mei_gwi> just take some fingers and shove 'em in my cunt and have it, baby! lol you're probably thinking "Wow, she's a whore.. I mean, keeper!" [01:07] <meme`meme> its just just the fingers [01:07] <meme`meme> there is a 'magic' trick [01:07] <meme`meme> its not just the fingers i mean [01:08] <mei_gwi> Oh yeah? so you think you can do some David Copperfield shit on my pussy eh? ;P [01:08] <meme`meme> perhaps [01:08] <mei_gwi> lol [01:08] <meme`meme> ;) [01:08] * Heavenly [Eaton@=okdzt-508-654-904-864.revip2.asianet.co.th] has left IRC [01:09] <mei_gwi> what do ya do for a living, Ten? I never asked you that [01:09] <meme`meme> investing [01:09] <meme`meme> real estate [01:09] <meme`meme> gigilo on the side [01:09] <meme`meme> j/k on the last one, sorta... [01:10] <mei_gwi> if your into that real estate shit why would you want to get with me? I bet we end up selling the house and He'll get his precious cars..But, By God, I will not let that happen..he's NOT getting those cars..they're MINE! hahah [01:11] <meme`meme> you think? [01:11] <mei_gwi> ohh i'll do whatever I can to keep them [01:11] <meme`meme> real estate is crap now anyways [01:11] <mei_gwi> I hate the wheels on the Yukon though...Chris Niggered it all up! [01:12] <meme`meme> i have my sights set on something higher [01:12] <meme`meme> i hate some of those rims [01:13] <mei_gwi> they're black 24" Dale Earnhardt Jr. Edition wheels..aparently since American Racing is going outta business, These wheels are hard to get..maybe I could sell them for extra cash lol [01:13] <meme`meme> what about his guns you gonna keep those? [01:14] <mei_gwi> most of them are dept owned [01:14] <mei_gwi> theres no way he could afford some of those guns [01:14] <meme`meme> oh thats gay [01:15] <mei_gwi> they use some of these high powered guns inside their cars..that's nuts..what is this world coming to.. [01:15] <meme`meme> i remember in olympia a cruiser had some kind of machine pistol [01:15] <meme`meme> so my friends claimed [01:15] <mei_gwi> I forgot what kind it is they carry but it looks like a machine gun if that makes sense lol [01:15] <meme`meme> i used to skateboard [01:15] <meme`meme> mp5 probably [01:16] <mei_gwi> pierce county sees some ugly shit [01:16] <mei_gwi> some black dude was all shot up dead near a starbucks today I drove over there just so I could see. but they had him covered up lol [01:16] <meme`meme> yeah stupid gangs [01:16] <meme`meme> i seen the crazyest shit i've seen around yessler [01:17] <meme`meme> bunch of cop cars parked in a circle and a black guy with a white girl held hostage with a gun to her head [01:17] <mei_gwi> that whole city has gangs from L.A. now too doing interstate "work" with other gangs..that's wonderful [01:17] <meme`meme> yeah i new a lot of crips [01:17] <meme`meme> some bloods [01:17] <meme`meme> mostly wannabes [01:17] <mei_gwi> Shit this kid at my school...I honestly think he is [01:18] <mei_gwi> he always wears something blue all the time [01:18] <meme`meme> thats gay [01:18] <mei_gwi> He was in after school classes I would teach [01:18] <meme`meme> does he only drink pepsi [01:18] <mei_gwi> lol i dunno [01:19] <mei_gwi> he's always has these blue paisley banadas he'd wear or put over his shoulder..I was like "Are you pirate or what?" lol [01:19] <meme`meme> the thing down here is [01:19] <meme`meme> one pant leg up [01:19] <meme`meme> and the hat turned to the same side [01:19] <meme`meme> 'going left' [01:19] <meme`meme> or 'goign right' [01:19] <meme`meme> so they have a left gang [01:19] <meme`meme> and a right gang [01:20] <mei_gwi> what? lol are you serious? [01:20] <mei_gwi> oh I see what you mean [01:20] <mei_gwi> is it different everywhere? they always wear those stupid flat-billed hats..lol [01:21] <meme`meme> i think its different in the north and south [01:21] <meme`meme> east coast and west coast [01:21] <mei_gwi> Its like I just wanna take the damn hat off their head and bend that shit! [01:21] <meme`meme> i dont know what kids are doing these days [01:21] <meme`meme> i know [01:22] <meme`meme> fucking crackheads [01:22] <mei_gwi> I like rap but only like the old stuff like what I listened to growing up lol [01:22] <mei_gwi> I liked a lot of Tupac and Bay Area rap..it wasnt all hardcore "G" back then lol [01:23] <mei_gwi> 2pac's music though I always liked..I got all his stuff ..but its the old stuff I only listen to [01:23] <meme`meme> yeah its different now [01:23] <meme`meme> i was old school too [01:23] <meme`meme> the 90s [01:23] <meme`meme> changed things [01:23] <mei_gwi> yeah the west coast was the ruler back then I think? lol [01:24] <meme`meme> \x/essssidddddde [01:24] <mei_gwi> LMFAO! oh you just reminded me of something so funny [01:24] <meme`meme> what [01:24] * Heavenly [Joel@=CE201.173.95.0.adsl.dynamic.totbb.net] is on IRC (comcast) [01:24] <mei_gwi> I have this Westside Connection CD..their first one [01:24] <meme`meme> the best side [01:24] <meme`meme> east side the beast side [01:25] <mei_gwi> and I was doing gardening/yard work bustin out to that CD and my neighbors looked over the fence and they were all Mei, are you alright? what's going on?" LOLLOL [01:25] <meme`meme> hah [01:25] <mei_gwi> not many girls I know that listen to rap but I actually do [01:26] <mei_gwi> can't forget Bone Thugs! lol [01:26] <meme`meme> omg [01:27] <meme`meme> i never got into them [01:27] <meme`meme> but i rmember their hits on The box [01:27] <mei_gwi> lol [01:27] <mei_gwi> I'm sorry if I disappoint you already =/ [01:27] <meme`meme> no dissapointment [01:27] <meme`meme> yet... lmao [01:28] <mei_gwi> There is ONE black man I think his hot..I hate to admit it..but he is! [01:28] <meme`meme> who? [01:28] <mei_gwi> just take a guess? lol you'll get it right on the first try [01:28] <meme`meme> usher? [01:28] <mei_gwi> no way [01:28] <meme`meme> wait [01:28] <mei_gwi> hes a fairy [01:28] <meme`meme> tyson beckford? [01:29] <mei_gwi> naw..I used to think he was but he's too weird..his eyes are weird lol [01:29] <meme`meme> yeah i know people in ny that seen hima round time [01:29] <meme`meme> he is weird [01:29] <meme`meme> he's 1/4 chinese thats why [01:29] <meme`meme> the eyes that is [01:29] <mei_gwi> lol [01:29] <meme`meme> as far as why hes weird i dunno [01:29] <mei_gwi> hahaha [01:29] <meme`meme> tupac? [01:29] <meme`meme> (you can tell im not gay) [01:30] <mei_gwi> lol what? [01:30] <meme`meme> oh i know [01:30] <meme`meme> willsmith [01:30] <meme`meme> lmao [01:30] <mei_gwi> Will Smith..his music was so faggoty I thought lol [01:30] <meme`meme> i fucking hate him [01:30] <meme`meme> his wife is bisexual [01:30] <mei_gwi> lol [01:30] <meme`meme> he got that one girl fired from that show so he can be the highest paid person [01:30] <meme`meme> because of that he got all thse movie deals [01:31] <meme`meme> he's and ass and goofy looking [01:31] <mei_gwi> Short Dogg In The House..What about Too $hort? [01:31] <meme`meme> so who is it? [01:31] <mei_gwi> who? Too Short? [01:31] <mei_gwi> lol [01:31] <meme`meme> no the black guy [01:31] <mei_gwi> Denzel Washington lol [01:32] <meme`meme> oh of corse [01:32] <meme`meme> i was thinking of someone younger [01:32] <mei_gwi> I liked him in Training Day..lol [01:32] <meme`meme> what you think of westley snipes? [01:32] <mei_gwi> and those two others..what was it [01:32] <mei_gwi> Wesley's chocolate is a little bit too dark for me..If I have to struggle to find a man at night..that's gonna be a problem lol [01:33] <meme`meme> haha [01:33] <meme`meme> he likes asian girls though [01:33] <meme`meme> i dont like him [01:33] <mei_gwi> Sorry but if you're darker than a hersey bar, nigga it's ova! lol [01:33] <meme`meme> he snorts coke [01:33] <mei_gwi> yeah I knew that [01:33] <meme`meme> look at his nose [01:33] <meme`meme> built in coke nozzles [01:33] <mei_gwi> lol shut up..no way [01:34] <meme`meme> what about girls [01:34] <meme`meme> who do you think is hot [01:34] <mei_gwi> So who are the supposed "cute" girls in here?..you know any you talk to personally in here? [01:35] <meme`meme> i have discriminating tastes [01:35] <meme`meme> i like talking to hmong girls because they dotn mind talking about sex [01:35] <mei_gwi> well lets here 'em [01:35] <mei_gwi> lol [01:35] <meme`meme> so i can find out who i am dealing with [01:35] <meme`meme> i hate the guesswork [01:35] <meme`meme> its like playing roulette [01:35] <mei_gwi> lol you're so funny [01:36] <meme`meme> my discriminating tastes? [01:36] <mei_gwi> yeah..why..I can't laugh? [01:36] <meme`meme> u can laugh [01:36] <meme`meme> im just picky i guess [01:36] <meme`meme> chinese girls are picky [01:37] <mei_gwi> Ya know shit is so fucked up right now i'll laugh at anything lol [01:37] <meme`meme> fucked up on what [01:37] <mei_gwi> That's not true..well okay..it is lol [01:37] <meme`meme> lmao see thats what a chinese girl would say [01:37] <mei_gwi> fucked up over my shitty situation with my soon to be Ex Husband [01:37] <meme`meme> oh i thought you might have taken something [01:38] * Heavenly [Joel@=CE201.173.95.0.adsl.dynamic.totbb.net] has left IRC [01:38] <mei_gwi> If I like white boys..lol they gotta be the baby-face lookin ones..Iol..I know I'm disgusting [01:38] <meme`meme> egad [01:38] <mei_gwi> No, I wish you got anything you can share lol [01:38] <mei_gwi> Im really loopy and giddy when im fucked up [01:38] <meme`meme> horny? [01:39] <mei_gwi> eh sometimes..it depends on the situation [01:39] <mei_gwi> when I was high I was groping on a lot of guys at that concert lol [01:39] <meme`meme> too bad they dotn make qualludes anymore [01:39] <meme`meme> i heard women go crazy on those [01:39] <mei_gwi> oh, I love the high being horny lol [01:40] <mei_gwi> lol omg..im laughing so hard on what you just said...lol [01:41] <mei_gwi> bet you shoot huge loads too huh? [01:41] <mei_gwi> Mmmm I like to swallow..did I tell you that, Tengri? [01:41] <meme`meme> wow [01:41] <mei_gwi> hahaha [01:41] <meme`meme> i like that [01:41] <meme`meme> u like oral? [01:41] <mei_gwi> Im gonna fuck the neighbor kid..what'd you think? I need to get a cam though! lol [01:41] <mei_gwi> ehh i dunno about the cam thing [01:42] <meme`meme> yeah if you do i get to watch it [01:42] <mei_gwi> wait, wait..hold the thought on that.lol [01:42] <meme`meme> awwww [01:42] <meme`meme> my birthdays march 1st that can be my gift [01:44] <mei_gwi> I think MySpace's founder looks like a fag lol [01:44] <meme`meme> i know [01:44] <mei_gwi> they were showing him on MSNBC earlier today [01:44] <meme`meme> he hasnt updated his pic in 5 years [01:44] <meme`meme> oh really [01:44] <meme`meme> dude got like 55 million for that stupid site [01:45] <mei_gwi> I like guys with the whole military crew cut thing.. [01:45] <meme`meme> lots of guys up there with that [01:46] <mei_gwi> yeah but not the kinda I look for lol [01:47] <meme`meme> who cares about hair its the size of the cock that matters [01:47] <mei_gwi> yeah but ive known dudes with big dicks and they didnt know how to use 'em lol [01:48] <meme`meme> thats like girls with lazy tongues [01:48] <meme`meme> put your mouth around a guys dick and then do nothing [01:48] <mei_gwi> yeah I hate lazyness of anything period lol [01:48] <meme`meme> it dont work like that [01:48] <mei_gwi> It makes me wanna get off when a guy blows his load down my throat or all over me lol [01:49] <meme`meme> how about when a guy does you doggy and pulls out and cums on your back? [01:49] <mei_gwi> yeaaaahhh [01:49] <meme`meme> best place for that is in front of the bathroom mirror [01:49] <mei_gwi> god damn it thats making me horny ahhh lol [01:49] <meme`meme> so i can watch her face when she cums [01:50] <mei_gwi> what do you think about girls who are in shape? [01:51] <meme`meme> cant hur [01:51] <meme`meme> cant hurt [01:51] <mei_gwi> well thats a dumb question lol [01:51] <meme`meme> the dumbest questions are the easyest to answer [01:52] <mei_gwi> fuckin A some cop pulled some jack off over in front of my house and those god damn strobing lights are giving me a headache..I should go out there and tell him to turn those fuckin things off and get the hell out! [01:55] <meme`meme> your funny [01:55] <meme`meme> i love that agressive mean streak [01:55] <mei_gwi> yeah that'll teach 'em! [01:55] <mei_gwi> he was SO nice too lol [01:56] <mei_gwi> Al I did was stand out in my porch and I was like "Excuse me, could you please turn those off? Im trying to sleep" and he did it like RIGHT AWAY lol Here I am out in my sexy lil robe ;P [01:57] <mei_gwi> do you think im sexy Tengri? [01:57] <meme`meme> i dont know ive only seen a few pics [01:57] <mei_gwi> not enough? what? [01:57] <meme`meme> i mean [01:58] <meme`meme> nevermind [01:58] <meme`meme> haha [01:58] <mei_gwi> that means i'm ugly huh? =( [01:58] <meme`meme> nah [01:58] <meme`meme> you said yourself guys said your hot [01:58] <meme`meme> your husbands coworkers [01:58] <mei_gwi> haha they dont count [01:59] <mei_gwi> most disgusting guys do..and Im not flattered by that from gross men [01:59] <meme`meme> u got any naughty pics? [01:59] <meme`meme> i kow what you mean though [01:59] <mei_gwi> no =( I should though huh? [01:59] <meme`meme> yeah ;P [01:59] <mei_gwi> I should dig around sometime for my camera and install CD ;P [01:59] <meme`meme> yeah you should [02:00] <mei_gwi> then you'd blow your load on one of my pics and scan it for me? lol [02:00] <meme`meme> i recently took pictures of my ass [02:00] <meme`meme> haha [02:00] <mei_gwi> oh yeah? what do the ladies think? [02:00] <meme`meme> i might gunk up the machine [02:00] <mei_gwi> yeah and lick it all out for you if you want lol [02:00] <meme`meme> uhm hard to say [02:00] <meme`meme> woah [02:01] <meme`meme> i was on webcam and a girl saw my ass and complimented it [02:01] <mei_gwi> then slap my ass and call me a dirty little whore =P LOL j/k [02:01] <meme`meme> so i decided to get some tight underwear and take ass shots [02:01] <meme`meme> i usuaslly hide my ass cause i get groped [02:01] <mei_gwi> haha [02:01] <mei_gwi> how tall are you? [02:02] <meme`meme> 6' 1" [02:02] <meme`meme> size 13 shoe [02:02] <meme`meme> ;) [02:03] <mei_gwi> didnt think asian men could get too tall lol [02:03] <mei_gwi> most of the ones ive known were fairly short [02:03] <mei_gwi> dont like them too tall though [02:03] <meme`meme> benefits of being mixed i guess [02:03] <meme`meme> my dads reall skinny so i lucked out [02:04] <mei_gwi> I heard boys usually take on the mother's metabolism and the daughter usually ends up with the daughters..cause i've always had an athletic sorta build [02:04] <mei_gwi> er fathers I mean lol [02:05] <meme`meme> not sure [02:05] <mei_gwi> typically if one parents is over weight and the other is not..one usually ends up getting the skinny genes and others not so lucky [02:05] <meme`meme> i know the mitochondria comes from the mother [02:05] <meme`meme> yeah ive seen that [02:05] <mei_gwi> so you gotta g/f? [02:06] <meme`meme> nah [02:06] <meme`meme> single [02:06] <meme`meme> never married [02:06] <meme`meme> only child [02:06] <meme`meme> im the classic alone person [02:07] <mei_gwi> why no girl? not married?! [02:07] <meme`meme> nah [02:07] <mei_gwi> you picky or what?! [02:07] <meme`meme> i got issues [02:07] <meme`meme> yeah picky [02:07] <mei_gwi> issues? [02:07] <meme`meme> bad luck with women i guess [02:07] <meme`meme> i have the same venus as cassanova too [02:07] <meme`meme> go figure [02:07] <mei_gwi> a what? lol [02:07] <meme`meme> venus in a mans chart determines how he attracts women [02:08] <mei_gwi> I hate black men they're so digusting...I hate it when they call out to women in public [02:08] <meme`meme> i hate when people call my name out [02:08] <meme`meme> i mean really hate it [02:08] <meme`meme> if you cant walkt up to someone and talk to them [02:08] <meme`meme> dont bother [02:08] <meme`meme> the thing is they are just showing off for their "girlfriends" i mean homeboys [02:08] <mei_gwi> no I mean like saying sexual remarks and shit..I see that happen a lot at the mall I try and avoid certain entry ways in the mall [02:09] <meme`meme> i know what you mean [02:09] <meme`meme> what about mexicans [02:09] <meme`meme> 'eyyy mamiiii' [02:09] <mei_gwi> haha I think they're similar lol [02:09] <mei_gwi> or "Hey Essay!" lol [02:09] <meme`meme> nothing worse than seeing a bunch of mexican guys hanging in a group [02:09] <meme`meme> man when i lived in miami [02:09] <mei_gwi> Holmes! [02:09] <meme`meme> goddamn [02:09] <meme`meme> thats why i couldnt stand miami [02:09] <mei_gwi> cubans I thought? [02:09] <meme`meme> every kind [02:09] <mei_gwi> they're the same lol [02:10] <mei_gwi> brown people will be brown people [02:10] <meme`meme> yeah [02:10] <meme`meme> ghetto [02:10] <meme`meme> boys that dont know how to be men [02:10] <meme`meme> so called macho [02:10] <meme`meme> blacks and hispanics overidealize mother, esp the vigin mary thing [02:10] <meme`meme> but they all do things that are incredibly gay [02:10] <mei_gwi> I like what the late George Carlin said once "If you got some brown people in your country, you better tell them to look the fuck out" When he talked about how the U.S. is always at war with brown colored people lol [02:11] <meme`meme> true [02:11] <meme`meme> i like what tommy chong said [02:11] <meme`meme> they made pot illegal cause mexicans and blacks like to smoke pot [02:11] <meme`meme> that its a racist law [02:11] <mei_gwi> WHAT? where?! lol [02:12] <meme`meme> oh on some local talkshow in the 90s [02:12] <meme`meme> they were talking about weed [02:13] <mei_gwi> you're not one of those guys that have a foot fetish are you? lol [02:13] <meme`meme> not really [02:13] <meme`meme> unless you got some ideas [02:13] <meme`meme> ;) [02:13] <meme`meme> gotta make a girl happy you know [02:13] <mei_gwi> LOL [02:14] <mei_gwi> I painted my toenails black and some guy said something to me about suckin my toes lol I was a little creeped out [02:14] <meme`meme> psychologically [02:14] <mei_gwi> I was like "What the fuck" lol [02:14] <meme`meme> guys with foot fetish will become homosexual [02:14] <mei_gwi> LOL [02:14] <mei_gwi> okay make sure not to go gay on me k [02:15] <mei_gwi> lol [02:15] <meme`meme> like its a choice [02:15] <meme`meme> (snaps) [02:15] <mei_gwi> Some bitch in the room is talkin about how Barney's Song sucks lol..I should tell her "Only someone who listens to it should know huh?" [02:16] <meme`meme> in what room [02:16] <mei_gwi> in the main [02:16] <mei_gwi> lol [02:16] <meme`meme> oh yeah [02:16] <mei_gwi> @hmongtalk [02:16] <meme`meme> barneys black [02:16] <mei_gwi> er [02:16] <mei_gwi> the dinosaur? lol [02:16] <meme`meme> the man inside [02:18] <mei_gwi> so you say you dont think you know if im good looking? I showed you like several pics lol =( [02:18] <meme`meme> i said before that your normal [02:18] <mei_gwi> I dont wanna be normal =( [02:18] <mei_gwi> I wanna be hot =( [02:18] <meme`meme> well your talk of orgasms and sqirting and swallowing [02:18] <mei_gwi> I know im a insecure piece of crap :( [02:18] <meme`meme> now THATS hot [02:18] <meme`meme> thats like heart racing hot [02:19] <meme`meme> ;) [02:19] <mei_gwi> yeahh I am to please baby! lol ;P [02:19] <meme`meme> :)~~~ [02:19] <mei_gwi> er aim to please lol [02:19] <mei_gwi> thikn the wine is starting to type for me lol [02:19] <meme`meme> oh you drank some wine? [02:19] <mei_gwi> yeah [02:19] <mei_gwi> bottle's almost gone lol [02:20] <meme`meme> what else does he have laying around? [02:20] <mei_gwi> she drive back to the store and buy some more lol [02:21] <mei_gwi> hes got some whiskey..but I dont want that..i want wine lol [02:21] <meme`meme> whiskey is nasty [02:21] <mei_gwi> I'd have to be rollin in the Yukon lol [02:22] <meme`meme> taste like a saddle [02:22] <mei_gwi> my car is at the acura dealer..needs a alternator [02:22] <meme`meme> i got some snake "wine" [02:22] <meme`meme> if you call vodka wine [02:22] <mei_gwi> the window tiny is illegal on that thing, i'd get pulled over probably..not worth it since ive been drinking [02:23] <mei_gwi> although I do like Hennessy..best burbon money can buy..I like the smoothness [02:23] <meme`meme> hmmm [02:23] <meme`meme> hennessy [02:23] <meme`meme> or corvosior [02:23] <meme`meme> i dont drink but i like those [02:24] <mei_gwi> that XO shit is expensive! [02:24] <meme`meme> yeah it is [02:24] <mei_gwi> 148 bucks for a half gallon FUCK [02:24] <meme`meme> i know [02:24] <meme`meme> load up a shopping cart and head for the door [02:24] <mei_gwi> if you buy me a half of that i'll suck your dick all night? =D lol [02:24] <meme`meme> haha [02:24] <meme`meme> i might take you up on that [02:25] <mei_gwi> have you spray your milky load mmm [02:25] <meme`meme> yeah [02:25] <meme`meme> im told i taste good [02:25] <mei_gwi> pull my hair and force me on your cock and tell me what a dirty girl I am! =P [02:25] <meme`meme> oh you like your hair pulled? [02:26] <mei_gwi> yeah..not too hard but just right you know? [02:26] <meme`meme> i know what you mean [02:26] <meme`meme> like when i bite nipples [02:26] <meme`meme> and ears [02:27] <mei_gwi> I like it when a guy's cock throbs and his dickhead moves around mmm makes me hot [02:27] <meme`meme> in your mouth? [02:27] <mei_gwi> yeah or when holding it [02:27] <meme`meme> i like when girls play with it [02:28] <mei_gwi> how often do ya look up porn? [02:28] <meme`meme> i try not to [02:28] <mei_gwi> hahah why not? I do! lol [02:28] <meme`meme> haha [02:28] <meme`meme> what kind? [02:28] <meme`meme> girl girl? [02:28] <mei_gwi> ehh sometimes not all [02:28] <meme`meme> i like to watch girls solo [02:28] <mei_gwi> haha what guy doesnt lol [02:28] <meme`meme> i dont know [02:29] <meme`meme> i alwways though it was a guilty pleasure [02:29] <mei_gwi> it is lol.. [02:29] <meme`meme> the female orgams is the holy grail [02:29] <meme`meme> orgasm [02:29] <mei_gwi> haha [02:29] <meme`meme> i like to watch how they move when they cum [02:29] <meme`meme> IF they move that is [02:31] <mei_gwi> i get that way lol [02:31] <meme`meme> dead fish? [02:32] <mei_gwi> I go into these convulsions when I cum and it feels like im riding a wave.. [02:32] <meme`meme> awesome [02:32] <meme`meme> i call that "the wave" how ironic [02:32] <meme`meme> i made this girl cum like 20x on the phone and afterwards she said she felt like she was floating on a cloud [02:32] <mei_gwi> and then I'll lay down after i totally had a killer orgasm and then I look down and my panties are all cummy lol [02:33] <meme`meme> yum [02:33] <mei_gwi> Im watching this porn..lol [02:33] <meme`meme> what is it [02:33] <mei_gwi> these two asian girls are doing this guy its called Locker Room Hijinx on Orgasm.com [02:34] <meme`meme> oh [02:34] <meme`meme> you seen the ones with girls and machines? [02:34] <mei_gwi> fuckingmachines.com lol [02:34] <meme`meme> yeah [02:34] <meme`meme> you know it [02:34] <meme`meme> lmao [02:34] <mei_gwi> I bet you'd like to see me get fucked like that huh? lol [02:34] <meme`meme> sure [02:35] <meme`meme> you seen the electric saddle that "works your core" [02:35] <meme`meme> it moves like a horse around back and forth fast and slow [02:35] <mei_gwi> yeah..looks like it would feel fucking good lol [02:35] <meme`meme> girls are so lucky sometimes [02:36] <mei_gwi> lol [02:36] <mei_gwi> im sorta rubbin my pussy right now [02:36] <meme`meme> sorta? [02:37] <meme`meme> hows it taste? [02:37] <mei_gwi> mmm..like that lotion I use sorta lol [02:37] <meme`meme> gross [02:37] <meme`meme> (maybe) [02:37] <mei_gwi> I use this warming lube on my dildo...and it feels so fuckin good when I use it [02:37] <meme`meme> so you do have a dildo [02:38] <meme`meme> is it big? [02:38] <mei_gwi> ehh 7-8" [02:38] <meme`meme> my size [02:38] <meme`meme> lmao [02:38] <mei_gwi> its not totally ginormous..nuh uh..I dont wanna bleed I dont buy that big shit some girls are into [02:39] <mei_gwi> oh it is huh? maybe I might have to trade that for my dildo? ;P [02:39] <meme`meme> hah [02:39] <meme`meme> one size fits most [02:39] <mei_gwi> I like guys who shoot huge loads [02:40] <meme`meme> you like it on your face? [02:40] <mei_gwi> yeahhh ;) [02:40] <mei_gwi> drench me in your cum! lol [02:41] <meme`meme> then i use my hand to push it into your mouth [02:41] <mei_gwi> yeaaah mmmmm [02:42] <mei_gwi> what're you doing? lol [02:42] <meme`meme> dreaming [02:42] <mei_gwi> about what? lol [02:42] <meme`meme> nasty stuff i cant do right now [02:43] <mei_gwi> well, what're you waiting for? lol [02:43] <meme`meme> haha [02:43] * meme`meme flys to mei's house [02:43] <meme`meme> lmao [02:44] <mei_gwi> i'd love to swirl my tongue around your cock and play with your head and lick the front it while my tongue moves around in circular motions [02:44] <meme`meme> damn [02:44] <meme`meme> im real sensitive you know [02:44] <mei_gwi> i'd make you cum in a second buddy boy lol [02:44] <meme`meme> a squirmer [02:44] <meme`meme> i bet [02:44] <meme`meme> good thing i can stay hard after i cum [02:45] <mei_gwi> i like big dickheads..is your dickhead big? lol [02:45] <meme`meme> i'll show you a pic later [02:45] <meme`meme> yeah it is [02:45] <mei_gwi> mmmmm [02:45] <mei_gwi> you hard right now? [02:45] <meme`meme> of course [02:45] <mei_gwi> fuck you have no idea how much this sucks! im horny, you're horny and we cant fuck! lol [02:46] <meme`meme> would you fuck me if i was there? [02:46] <mei_gwi> hell yeah lol..what'd you think? lol [02:46] <meme`meme> haha [02:46] <meme`meme> i hope thats not just the wine talking [02:46] <mei_gwi> hahah why do you say that? lol [02:47] <meme`meme> im used to girls chickening out on me [02:47] <mei_gwi> what? why would they?! [02:47] <mei_gwi> you sure its not something about you? WTF? thats mean! [02:47] <meme`meme> they are scared i'll turn them into sex fiends [02:47] <mei_gwi> lol [02:47] <meme`meme> they probably lie and are married or something [02:47] <meme`meme> gotta be something [02:48] <mei_gwi> whats the youngest age you'll fuck? [02:48] <meme`meme> oh [02:48] <meme`meme> well in hong kong 16 is legal [02:48] <meme`meme> so i'd say 16 lmao [02:48] <meme`meme> theoretically [02:50] <mei_gwi> brb [02:50] <meme`meme> ok [02:51] <mei_gwi> WTF my husbands patrol car is running outside?! [02:51] <meme`meme> what [02:51] <mei_gwi> theres no one in it [02:51] <meme`meme> thats weird [02:51] <mei_gwi> brb..phone [02:51] <mei_gwi> gonna call someone [02:51] <mei_gwi> and NOT him [02:51] <meme`meme> ok [02:51] <mei_gwi> so hang on k? [02:52] <meme`meme> how logn? [02:52] <mei_gwi> nevermind..left a message [02:52] <meme`meme> ok [02:52] <mei_gwi> I called one his "bosses" [02:52] <mei_gwi> Im gonna go outside and turn that thing off and lock it up..brb..This is weird..lol [02:52] <meme`meme> be careful [02:52] <meme`meme> xiao xin [02:53] <mei_gwi> WTF did he forget he had it running? [02:54] <meme`meme> too strange [02:54] <mei_gwi> be careful? haha its only outside [02:54] <meme`meme> reminds me of a story [02:54] <meme`meme> you dont want to hear it [02:54] <mei_gwi> what? you think im gonna friday the 13th'd? [02:54] <meme`meme> something like that [02:54] <meme`meme> i got storys [02:54] <mei_gwi> my husband wouldnt kill me [02:55] <mei_gwi> lol [02:55] <meme`meme> i hope not [02:55] <mei_gwi> more like i'd KILL him! lol [02:55] <meme`meme> if so you can haunt me [02:55] <meme`meme> i wont be so alone [02:55] <mei_gwi> LOL you're funny [02:55] <mei_gwi> shit hang on [02:56] <mei_gwi> that is so weird [02:56] <meme`meme> whats going on [02:56] <mei_gwi> Its like I heard something and I looked outside and there it was running? lol [02:56] <meme`meme> did you turn it off? [02:56] <mei_gwi> yeah [02:56] <meme`meme> dude [02:57] <mei_gwi> dude? im not a dude, dude lol [02:57] <meme`meme> are you just b/sing me? [02:57] <mei_gwi> no lol im serious [02:57] <mei_gwi> lol thats what i think this so weird [02:57] <meme`meme> sigh this always happens [02:57] <mei_gwi> Stop getting all ichabod crane on me! or however you spell his name lol [02:58] <meme`meme> now im worryed [02:58] <mei_gwi> worried about what? you're being silly [02:58] <meme`meme> nevermind [02:58] <mei_gwi> no one's not going to hurt me okay? I know how to use a gun [02:58] <mei_gwi> lol [02:58] <meme`meme> really? cool [02:58] <mei_gwi> that shit wont happen to me [02:59] <meme`meme> i hope you have silver bullets [02:59] <mei_gwi> one of the guns my husband has..IDiot..left it unlocked out of his cabnet. [02:59] <mei_gwi> its got some sort of bullets that can penetrate steel [02:59] <mei_gwi> like several layers [02:59] <meme`meme> really [03:00] <meme`meme> send me one [03:00] <mei_gwi> haha isnt that a crime? sending dangerous stuff like that over state lines? [03:00] <meme`meme> people order bullets all the time [03:01] <mei_gwi> they're really pointy with a hole hollow in the middle [03:01] <meme`meme> oh [03:01] <meme`meme> probably geco bat [03:01] <mei_gwi> whats that [03:01] <meme`meme> a type of bullt with a hole all the way through [03:01] <mei_gwi> I guess the exit wounds on those things are really nasty [03:01] <meme`meme> or its a tubular bullet [03:02] <mei_gwi> just turns your back into minced hamburger lol [03:02] <meme`meme> awesome [03:02] <meme`meme> take a picture of them for me [03:02] <mei_gwi> you know whats weird [03:02] <mei_gwi> is the dome light was on too [03:02] <mei_gwi> in the car [03:02] <mei_gwi> like he was just there and gone and no one was there [03:02] <mei_gwi> I was like "Hello? Chris?" [03:03] <mei_gwi> and said that over and over and no one [03:03] <meme`meme> too bad you dont have outside cameras [03:03] <mei_gwi> you think I should be scared? =( [03:03] <meme`meme> maybe [03:03] * mei_gwi cuddles next to Tengri [03:03] <meme`meme> awww [03:03] * meme`meme hugs mei_gwi [03:04] <mei_gwi> I should of played with the lights lol [03:04] <mei_gwi> I remember doing that lol [03:04] <meme`meme> crank the volume up on the radio [03:04] <mei_gwi> OHHH you're giving me an idea! [03:04] <mei_gwi> the PA! [03:04] <mei_gwi> Oh yes! [03:04] <meme`meme> hah [03:04] <mei_gwi> FUN TIME IS THE RIGHT TIME.. and THAT RIGHT NOW! [03:05] <mei_gwi> I can drive down the street in it and yell at people through the PA! LOL [03:05] <meme`meme> lmao [03:05] <meme`meme> your insane [03:05] <mei_gwi> "HEY YOU!! QUIT BEING A DOUSCH..TURN YOUR HAT AROUND..PULL YOUR PANTS UP..AND BE COOL AND STAY IN SCHOOL!" LOL [03:05] <mei_gwi> hahahaha [03:05] <meme`meme> hah [03:05] <mei_gwi> oh we could have so much fun [03:05] <meme`meme> i'd make gun noises [03:06] <mei_gwi> AHAHA [03:06] <meme`meme> like police academy [03:06] <mei_gwi> hahaha [03:06] <mei_gwi> omg [03:06] <mei_gwi> that shit is so old [03:06] <mei_gwi> lol [03:07] <mei_gwi> What movie was Chris Farley the cop? He was like a stand in at the time..I think it was Airheads? [03:07] <meme`meme> i didnt see that [03:07] <meme`meme> but i think it was airheads [03:08] <meme`meme> the guy with the uzi [03:08] <mei_gwi> okay I just heard some big "Thud" [03:08] <meme`meme> what [03:08] <mei_gwi> from outside [03:08] <meme`meme> go check [03:08] <mei_gwi> I just did [03:09] <mei_gwi> looking out the window right now [03:09] <mei_gwi> and I dont see nothin [03:09] <mei_gwi> I got the light on [03:09] <meme`meme> no shadows? [03:09] <mei_gwi> nothing [03:09] <mei_gwi> Im not goin out there! lol [03:10] <meme`meme> oh well there goes my hardon [03:10] <mei_gwi> whose that in the room talking about me? [03:10] <mei_gwi> `Guest38618? [03:10] <meme`meme> i dont know [03:11] <mei_gwi> look at what they're saying! =( [03:11] <mei_gwi> fuckers [03:11] <meme`meme> awww [03:11] <meme`meme> i still like you [03:11] <mei_gwi> if you did you'd tell them to leave me alone =P haha j/k [03:11] * meme`meme guards mei_gwi [03:11] <mei_gwi> LOL [03:11] <mei_gwi> dork [03:12] <mei_gwi> <+`Guest38618> but she's kinda stingy about her stupid pics [03:12] <mei_gwi> <HeLL0_My_name_is> and i never spoke to a rock before [03:12] <mei_gwi> * Guest93140 (java@=fh36-56-638-19.hlrn.qwest.net) has left #deletedname [03:12] <mei_gwi> <HeLL0_My_name_is> lol [03:12] <mei_gwi> <+`Guest38618> talk to a rock and see how it responds back [03:12] <mei_gwi> * Guest29131 (java@=iQ00-87-856-27.hlrn.qwest.net) has joined #deletedname [03:12] <mei_gwi> <+`Guest38618> so next time you'll know ok [03:12] <mei_gwi> <HeLL0_My_name_is> well i want to find out from u firrst if it works [03:12] <mei_gwi> <HeLL0_My_name_is> then ill try it myself [03:12] <mei_gwi> * Guest29131 (java@=iQ00-87-856-27.hlrn.qwest.net) has left #deletedname [03:12] <mei_gwi> <+`Guest38618> it didnt work for me thats why im telling you now [03:12] <mei_gwi> lol [03:13] <meme`meme> a rock [03:13] <meme`meme> funny thing i've had the best convo with you with anyone in years [03:15] <meme`meme> whats going on now? [03:15] No such nick Session Close: Sat Feb 28 00:00:01 2009

DarkSteven -> RE: Chat with a GWI (7/18/2010 10:06:49 PM)
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scropiomoon727 -> RE: Chat with a GWI (7/18/2010 10:11:37 PM)
All I can say is, say no to drugs. Xanax really does make people violent: Session Start: Sat Feb 28 00:00:01 2009 Session Ident: Mei_GWI [03:32] <Mei_GWI> what up! I am so fucked up [03:33] <me`727> what [03:33] <me`727> drunk? [03:33] <Mei_GWI> It's one in the mother fuckin morning and we are about to get cloudy in this motha fucka! LOL [03:33] <me`727> hahah [03:33] <me`727> we? [03:34] <Mei_GWI> its from a song I heard lol [03:34] <me`727> oh [03:34] <me`727> i was worryed you pinged out last night [03:34] <me`727> ever figure out what was going on with the car? [03:34] <Mei_GWI> That song "We smoke and blow that dro" From Group Home and Gangstarr [03:35] <Mei_GWI> Yeah we are gonna fight [03:35] <me`727> fight what [03:35] <Mei_GWI> He wants the Mustang. But I want it also. [03:35] <me`727> oh [03:35] <me`727> well i hope you win [03:36] <Mei_GWI> It's got a 427 32-valve one of a kind..you better believe that [03:37] <Mei_GWI> a custom blueprinted short-block 417 cubic-inch short-block..what makes you think a girl don't know? lol [03:38] <me`727> well i hope your not a digital transvestite thats all i know [03:38] <Mei_GWI> hell no I love fast cars though [03:38] <Mei_GWI> if it's an american-made 400+ cubic inch V8 Engine you're my man [03:39] <me`727> a g3 with a dinan chip can smoke a viper [03:39] <Mei_GWI> who cares..the sound of a GTO makes my pussy wet [03:40] <me`727> dude i saw on tv [03:40] <me`727> a hemmy grill [03:40] <me`727> can you believe that [03:40] <Mei_GWI> Despite the G8 an GTO i'd still take a GTO over a Dodge/Chrysler product [03:41] <me`727> china wants to buy chrysler [03:41] <Mei_GWI> Good let them lol [03:41] <me`727> chrystler sux [03:41] <me`727> dodge sucks [03:41] <Mei_GWI> Everything made in China is straight garbage [03:41] <me`727> they are improving [03:42] <Mei_GWI> if it's anything in asian countries it's South Korea and Japan [03:42] <me`727> so anyways when is your birthday exactly? [03:43] <Mei_GWI> I'm Chinese and even they only care about production over anything for money lol [03:43] <Mei_GWI> They don't give a fuck about the american dollar..they want their pimp money too [03:44] <Mei_GWI> They beat their people for that..Why do you think Chinese people want outta there so bad? [03:45] <Mei_GWI> Makes sense tho don't it? [03:45] <me`727> uh huh [03:47] <Mei_GWI> makes you wanna say fuck white people lol [03:47] <me`727> i say that all the time ; [03:47] <me`727> i say that all the time ;) [03:47] <Mei_GWI> neighbor kid wouldnt like that...lol [03:48] <Mei_GWI> Fuck 'Em [03:48] <me`727> u wish [03:48] <me`727> ;) [03:48] <Mei_GWI> it's all about me right now [03:48] <Mei_GWI> Fuck all those *****s, crackers, spics.. [03:49] <me`727> yeah im heavily into self-interest [03:49] <Mei_GWI> except the good looking white boys..but kill the rest lol [03:51] <me`727> who's goign to do the work [03:51] <me`727> then [03:53] <Mei_GWI> I will [03:53] <Mei_GWI> Kill 'Em All like Metallica [03:53] <me`727> why did you ask how young a girl would i do? [03:54] <Mei_GWI> let their skin peel off 'em like Japan..as nasty as that sounds [03:55] <Mei_GWI> I hate my life Tengri [03:55] <me`727> i use that line "peel their skin off in strips" [03:55] <me`727> why do you hate it? [03:55] <Mei_GWI> No, let their skin peel off like the nuclear storm in Heroshima [03:56] <me`727> i thought they melted [03:56] <me`727> the ones wearing white melted [03:56] <Mei_GWI> same thing..figure of speech [03:56] <me`727> the emergency outfits were white lmao [03:56] <me`727> the ones that got into gear turned to puddles of goo [03:56] <me`727> how ironic [03:56] <Mei_GWI> But I still think white boys are hot..even if my ex is an asshole [03:57] <me`727> why hate your life isnt it getting better? [03:57] <Mei_GWI> look at me Tengri [03:57] <Mei_GWI> I'm a mother fucking mess. [03:57] <me`727> and? [03:57] <me`727> bad marriage [03:57] <me`727> lots of people are in that [03:57] <me`727> could be worse no? [03:58] Mei_GWI digs in her kitch draw for red Nazi Swastika armband [03:59] <me`727> u must be drunk [04:00] <me`727> just promise me you wont suicide [04:01] <Mei_GWI> oh its all good aint no killin shit here [04:01] <Mei_GWI> we were chiefin like Moses and Drinkin like Moses lol [04:02] <me`727> so anything else on your mind you want to talk about? [04:02] <Mei_GWI> That's Joeseph I think. Not Moses lol [04:03] <Mei_GWI> Yeah it's Joe LOL [04:03] <Mei_GWI> I'm soo sorry Tengri [04:03] <me`727> sorry for what [04:03] <Mei_GWI> I feel like an ass imsooo wasted [04:04] <Mei_GWI> For what? did you not what see what I just typed [04:04] <me`727> yeah some crap about bible people [04:04] <Mei_GWI> no lol [04:05] <Mei_GWI> It's from a rap song lol [04:05] <me`727> oh [04:05] <Mei_GWI> "We Chief Like Joseph and Drink Like Moses" lol [04:06] <Mei_GWI> get it? [04:06] <Mei_GWI> lol [04:06] <me`727> yeah [04:07] <Mei_GWI> And walk on 'em like cement shoes [04:07] <Mei_GWI> Those kids over here that do that C-walk [04:07] <me`727> gay [04:08] <Mei_GWI> do they even know what that is? its funny because they don't [04:08] <Mei_GWI> some black kid got shit just for doing that [04:08] <Mei_GWI> i mean shot lol [04:08] <me`727> really [04:09] <Mei_GWI> all because he did the c-walk [04:09] <Mei_GWI> and they shot him [04:09] <Mei_GWI> yeah [04:09] <Mei_GWI> I wasnt there but minutes away [04:09] <Mei_GWI> the crips that shot him claimed a rollin's 20's gang from L.A. [04:10] <Mei_GWI> they would wear steelers colors and shit or black/yellow/golf [04:14] <me`727> how much did you drink [04:16] <Mei_GWI> uhhh [04:16] <me`727> ook nevermind then [04:16] <Mei_GWI> I think a case of beer and some johnnie walker [04:17] <me`727> ok [04:20] <me`727> i have a joke for you [04:20] <me`727> its funny when your drunk [04:20] <me`727> "Do you like korean rap?" [04:20] <me`727> "Lil kim chi?" [04:21] <Mei_GWI> no lol [04:21] <Mei_GWI> I like the **** rap better [04:22] <Mei_GWI> I like old school stuff better though still [04:22] <me`727> ur ghetto [04:22] <me`727> j/p [04:23] <Mei_GWI> tupac was bad ass! [04:23] <Mei_GWI> If I Die Tonight [04:24] <me`727> i dont agree with biggie [04:24] <me`727> money doesnt make problems [04:24] <me`727> poverty corrupts not wealth for most [04:24] <me`727> the people that need money are solution seekers [04:24] <me`727> for everyone else money just magifys your problems [04:24] <Mei_GWI> He's actually from Bronx, NY but moved to Los Angeles in '96 which some dont know [04:25] <Mei_GWI> then a bunch of crip shot his ass up over Suge Knight being a Blood [04:26] <Mei_GWI> then they shot the guy 4 years later and murdered him over it [04:26] <Mei_GWI> the guy who initiated 2pac's murder [04:27] <Mei_GWI> but before that n '97 Biggie was shot dead over a conspiracy in LAPD history to this day [04:28] <me`727> are you one of those that think tupac is alive? [04:28] <Mei_GWI> I lived in Spokane then I remember that when it happened [04:30] <Mei_GWI> Thats when The Outlawz turned on Puff Daddy and shit [04:30] <Mei_GWI> said if they ever saw him in Cali they'd murder him [04:31] <me`727> hell i'd shoot him [04:32] <Mei_GWI> Hell yeah I would too [04:32] <Mei_GWI> let him die instead of 2pac [04:32] <me`727> we can shoot him together [04:32] <Mei_GWI> 2pac was like how Dale Earnhardt was to racing how he was to rap [04:32] <me`727> one to bring the body down [04:32] <me`727> one to the head [04:32] <Mei_GWI> thats why nascar is lame [04:33] <me`727> Non [04:33] <me`727> Athletic [04:33] <me`727> Sport [04:33] <me`727> Centered [04:33] <me`727> Around [04:33] <Mei_GWI> Dale Earnhard WAS Nascar. and 2pac was Rap. [04:33] <me`727> Rednecks [04:33] <Mei_GWI> naw. I liked Dale Earnhardt...call me crazy [04:33] <Mei_GWI> but hes a definited hero in my book [04:34] <Mei_GWI> And as long as we line..there will be no NASCAR and RAP get me? [04:34] <Mei_GWI> I agree with you though, I dont care for the sport either.. [04:34] <me`727> line? [04:34] <Mei_GWI> live I mean [04:34] <Mei_GWI> lol [04:35] <Mei_GWI> But there will be no more Dale Earnhardt or 2pac Shakur [04:35] <Mei_GWI> I got a t-shirt of them side by side lol [04:35] <me`727> what you think of eminem? [04:35] <Mei_GWI> queer [04:35] <Mei_GWI> faggot ass lil white boy [04:36] <Mei_GWI> I know white boys i'd rather do than him [04:36] <me`727> your pretty cool [04:36] <me`727> i had about written off chinese girls [04:39] <Mei_GWI> yeah well fuck them [04:39] <me`727> its funny how the people that think eminem is the best rapper think tupac is still alive thats like my ghetto IQ test [04:39] <Mei_GWI> and fuck you for thinkin' that [04:39] <me`727> thinking what [04:39] <Mei_GWI> n/m [04:39] <me`727> no tell me [04:39] <me`727> for writing off chinese girls? [04:39] <Mei_GWI> for thinkin chinese bitches like me like him [04:39] <me`727> nooo [04:39] <Mei_GWI> little stereotypical you think? [04:40] <me`727> for people that like rap [04:40] <Mei_GWI> I like 2pac before him [04:40] <Mei_GWI> So Hard Imaginnneeeeee [04:40] <me`727> if they like rap i ask [04:40] <me`727> "what do you think of eminemn" [04:40] <me`727> they say "he's the best rapper" blah blah [04:40] <me`727> and then they think tupac is alive writing songs about the war in somalia and bob fucking dole lmao [04:41] <me`727> its 2009 [04:41] <me`727> do the math [04:41] <Mei_GWI> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojp1B_BaVGE [04:41] <Mei_GWI> I never said I believed he was alive [04:41] <Mei_GWI> he's dead as JFK dude. [04:41] <me`727> i didnt say you did [04:42] <me`727> i just said i notice that you find emimem fans have rediculous theorys of why tupac is alive [04:42] <me`727> i got a funny story about JFK [04:42] <me`727> but i wont tell it [04:42] <Mei_GWI> then dont be spittin those assumptions how you think Tupac is alive [04:42] <Mei_GWI> some bullshit notion [04:43] <me`727> i didnt say he's alive [04:43] <Mei_GWI> That ** is more dead than MLK on on a Sunday Morning, you fool. [04:43] <me`727> dude whats your problem [04:43] <me`727> sorry [04:43] <me`727> dudette [04:45] <Mei_GWI> HAhah [04:46] <Mei_GWI> You know.. [04:46] <me`727> whats funny [04:46] <Mei_GWI> I woud so smack your little bitch ass to the curb right now..make you spit your teeth all over the asphalt wondering why your mother even contemplated birth of you [04:47] <me`727> uh uh [04:47] <me`727> sure [04:47] <Mei_GWI> well ask the kid who's committed suicide because of me.. I create cementaries because of them [04:47] <me`727> ooh scary [04:47] <me`727> you dont know who your talking to [04:48] <Mei_GWI> Im drunkt too lol [04:48] <Mei_GWI> I wanan fuck you [04:48] <me`727> save the tough talk for when your sober [04:48] <me`727> what did you do to him? make him solve linear algebra? [04:49] <Mei_GWI> ohhh you think you can piss me off? lol [04:49] <Mei_GWI> don't even fuck around with me little boy. [04:49] <me`727> anyways [04:49] <Mei_GWI> I'll call you out like a broke hooker [04:49] <me`727> dont be **ish [04:50] <Mei_GWI> that's what I thought. [04:50] <me`727> thought what [04:50] <Mei_GWI> calling me **ish..who the fuck you think you are? [04:51] <me`727> look at how your acting [04:51] <Mei_GWI> I drank over a case of beeer...and some johnie wal;ker and soem sleeping pi ; llz [04:52] <me`727> oh great [04:52] <me`727> your talking pills too [04:52] <Mei_GWI> hahahaha [04:52] <me`727> yeah laugh it up [04:52] <Mei_GWI> You wanna kill me [04:52] <Mei_GWI> do it [04:52] <Mei_GWI> who the fuck cares [04:52] <me`727> i care [04:52] <me`727> you want to die? [04:53] <me`727> is that what this is about? [04:53] <me`727> i've ruined plenty of people [04:53] <me`727> but i thought you wanted help [04:53] <Mei_GWI> motha fucker I'll blow your ass away [04:53] <me`727> yeah w/e [04:53] <Mei_GWI> I got a 223 Ruger for your ass lol [04:53] <me`727> you couldnt shoot 6" groups with that thing [04:54] <me`727> sell it and get a real gun [04:54] <Mei_GWI> what if it was embedded into your forehead? [04:54] <me`727> you gonna use it as a club? [04:54] <Mei_GWI> you'd be dead before hot steam sets into your forehead [04:55] <me`727> seroiusly are you a chinese girl or some punk black kid behind a comptuer [04:55] <Mei_GWI> ahaha [04:55] <Mei_GWI> I want you.. to fuck me and tell im such a nast little girl Tengri [04:56] <me`727> seriously [04:56] <me`727> you worry me [04:56] <me`727> dont mix booze with sleeping pills again [04:56] <me`727> take one or the other not both [04:56] <Mei_GWI> If I had to fucking grab your cute lil face [04:56] <Mei_GWI> you better fuck me you little fucker [04:56] <me`727> you dont even know what i look like [04:56] <Mei_GWI> fukin fuck uou up you little bitch [04:57] <Mei_GWI> fuck you up soo bad your mmama dont know you fool lol [04:57] <me`727> hey who's number is this? [04:57] <me`727> 509-782-8304 [04:57] <Mei_GWI> huh? [04:57] <Mei_GWI> no [04:57] <Mei_GWI> I dont give out my number [04:58] <Mei_GWI> Tengri I want you [04:58] <me`727> C G*** (509) -* Cashmere, WA 98815 [04:58] <Mei_GWI> no [04:58] <Mei_GWI> lol [04:58] <me`727> you want me? [04:58] <me`727> in the future, spare me the tough talk [04:58] <Mei_GWI> I live in Tacoma idiot [04:58] <me`727> save it for the battle over the mustang lmao [04:58] <me`727> i know you do [04:59] <Mei_GWI> then why dig through the interner for some person I dont know? [04:59] <me`727> it was a question [04:59] <me`727> try answering it [04:59] <Mei_GWI> sounds like you're a bit insecure of yourself [04:59] <me`727> look who's talking [04:59] <Mei_GWI> foolass [05:00] <Mei_GWI> hahaha [05:00] <Mei_GWI> you wanna call me a foolass [05:00] <me`727> nah [05:00] <me`727> im not ghetto like that [05:00] <Mei_GWI> haha I can't believe this..you belive those faggots [05:00] <me`727> what faggots? [05:00] <Mei_GWI> You belive those little faggot asses [05:00] <me`727> who? [05:01] <Mei_GWI> I SAID YOU BELIVE THOSE LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOTS [05:01] <me`727> what faggot asses [05:01] <Mei_GWI> FUCK THAT LIL' BITCH GUPPY [05:01] <Mei_GWI> CALLIN ME A FAKE BITCH [05:01] <Mei_GWI> lol [05:01] <me`727> why do you care what they think [05:02] <me`727> well im not sure what to think now [05:02] <Mei_GWI> who cares I might be dead tomorrow [05:02] <me`727> is that what you want [05:02] <Mei_GWI> You wouldnt know Tengri [05:02] <Mei_GWI> I'm getting divorced. [05:02] <me`727> that takes time [05:02] <Mei_GWI> Im going through hell and you know it [05:02] <me`727> why are you saying you might be dead [05:02] <me`727> i know you are [05:02] <me`727> but it doesnt sound like you can handle it [05:03] <me`727> and i think i deserve to know if you thought you were going to die [05:03] <Mei_GWI> homicide fool [05:03] <me`727> so your going to kill someone [05:04] <Mei_GWI> it's kill or be killed [05:04] <me`727> sigh [05:04] <me`727> i thought we were cool [05:04] <Mei_GWI> He thinks he can play his games [05:05] <me`727> dont you think this is part of his game? [05:05] <Mei_GWI> Let's see how he can when those 12 gauge shells blast in his chest [05:05] <me`727> what would that solve [05:07] <Mei_GWI> who cares? [05:07] <Mei_GWI> 2012 will tell all [05:07] <me`727> thats a way off [05:07] <me`727> and i thought you called that "rubbish" [05:07] <Mei_GWI> hahaha [05:07] <Mei_GWI> who knows [05:07] <me`727> wait [05:07] <me`727> rubbish [05:07] <me`727> were you born in the usa? [05:08] <Mei_GWI> no, China idiot raised by white folk in washington state lol [05:08] <me`727> dont call me an idiot [05:08] <Mei_GWI> I Want love Tengri [05:08] <Mei_GWI> please take me away from this [05:08] <Mei_GWI> im in so much pain [05:08] <me`727> im sorry for your pain [05:08] <me`727> from pain comes art [05:09] <me`727> tell me about this kid you brought to suicide, did you fuck him to death? [05:09] <Mei_GWI> listening to bone thugs and smoking this weed sure helps..I need a man to comfort me..and im demented..you woudlnt want me [05:09] <me`727> i know plenty of demented women [05:09] <me`727> so you are a weed head! [05:09] <me`727> i knew it [05:10] <Mei_GWI> I smoke every now and then [05:10] <Mei_GWI> Im not some addict [05:10] <me`727> ok how does [05:10] <me`727> the wife of a cop [05:10] <me`727> have weed and sleeping pills [05:10] <Mei_GWI> exactly [05:10] <Mei_GWI> =( [05:10] <me`727> your bad [05:11] <me`727> ;) [05:11] <Mei_GWI> im evil Tengri [05:11] <Mei_GWI> Im given drugs [05:11] <me`727> i doubt it [05:11] <me`727> who gave you them [05:11] <Mei_GWI> Who the fuck do you think dont be playing [05:11] <me`727> so [05:11] <me`727> i was right [05:11] <me`727> its part of his game [05:11] <me`727> and you play right into it [05:11] <Mei_GWI> I lied to you about that and I feel like a piece of shit [05:12] <me`727> about what? [05:12] <me`727> about the weed? [05:12] <Mei_GWI> yeah [05:12] <Mei_GWI> stolen drugs [05:12] <me`727> well i knew that [05:12] <me`727> i know you lied [05:12] <Mei_GWI> =( [05:12] <me`727> i hate liars but [05:13] <Mei_GWI> =( please dont let this conversation leave us tonight [05:13] <me`727> what do you mean [05:13] <me`727> oh not to tell anyone? [05:13] <Mei_GWI> yes [05:13] <Mei_GWI> =( too late I guess [05:13] <me`727> how do you know you can trust me [05:13] <Mei_GWI> who cares this shit is in Logs for all I care [05:13] <me`727> yeah CIA [05:13] <me`727> lmao [05:13] <me`727> you hear about the guy that made a cookie [05:14] <me`727> that looks like a monkey [05:14] <me`727> and the secret service visited him [05:14] <Mei_GWI> You think my life is a joke now [05:14] <me`727> no [05:14] <me`727> i was trying to cheer you up [05:14] <Mei_GWI> you compare my problems to a goddamned mother fucking monkey? [05:14] <me`727> didnt you want someone to talk to about this? [05:14] <me`727> you mentioned obama the other day [05:14] <Mei_GWI> Fuck that **. [05:14] <me`727> so i wouldnt be suprised if they are logging this now [05:15] <me`727> thats what i meant [05:15] <me`727> your a mean drunk arent you? [05:15] <Mei_GWI> FUck Obama. Alright? Fuck him. He's A Dirty **. Let Them Record This LOL [05:16] <Mei_GWI> Fucken dumbass socialist-ass ** he is. [05:16] <me`727> stop [05:16] <me`727> change the subject [05:16] <me`727> you voted for mccain? lmao [05:16] <Mei_GWI> Wants to the the U.S. into the Next China or North Korea [05:16] <Mei_GWI> I dont like **s. Okay? [05:16] <me`727> so your racist? [05:17] <Mei_GWI> If you aint 2pac, Bone Thugs, and etc. Get The Fuck Out The White House You..House ** [05:17] <me`727> you like rap but you dont like ***s [05:17] <me`727> that makes total sense [05:17] <Mei_GWI> just like Al Queda said [05:17] <me`727> stop using fbi keywords [05:18] <Mei_GWI> Then you know what Tengri? dont fucking talk to me asshole [05:18] <Mei_GWI> Okay? Fuck You. [05:18] <me`727> im just saying [05:18] <me`727> if you want this convo private [05:18] <me`727> nevermind [05:18] <me`727> fuck me? your place or mine [05:18] <Mei_GWI> Yeah. That's Right NEVERMIND. [05:19] <Mei_GWI> haha you wish you litte boy. [05:19] <Mei_GWI> Fuck You [05:19] <me`727> no you wish [05:19] <me`727> its funny [05:19] <Mei_GWI> mother fucker [05:19] <me`727> you call it a convo but you never answer my questions [05:19] <Mei_GWI> god damned fucking ass mutt mother fucker you mutt [05:19] <me`727> brother [05:19] <me`727> you must really hate yourself right now [05:20] <Mei_GWI> Oh, wow, you've finally found out. [05:20] <me`727> and so [05:20] <me`727> calling me an asshole mutt makes you feel better? [05:20] <Mei_GWI> God Damn, Rodney, Tell 'em what he's won! [05:21] <Mei_GWI> Why do you care Tengri? I aint sober [05:21] <Mei_GWI> SO Fuck yo0u [05:22] <me`727> he didnt come home? [05:23] <Mei_GWI> I got his 24's believe that [05:23] <me`727> hahaha [05:23] <me`727> its a start [05:23] <me`727> you know whats funny [05:23] <Mei_GWI> gonna be rich rollin like 2pac next week [05:23] <me`727> its my birthday today and you act like this, i just want to thank you [05:24] <Mei_GWI> is that right? Well Fuck You, Happy Birthday lol [05:24] <me`727> blow me [05:24] <Mei_GWI> Are you crying? LOL want me to dry that tear from your eye? haha [05:24] <me`727> dont flatter yourself [05:25] <Mei_GWI> You little bitch. You're like the rest. [05:25] <me`727> dont say that [05:25] <me`727> i am NOT LIKE the rest [05:26] <Mei_GWI> Oh Yeah? You better sleep with one eye open like Donnie Brasco then [05:26] <me`727> why is that [05:27] <Mei_GWI> you know who donnie brasco is right? [05:27] <me`727> duh [05:27] <Mei_GWI> an undercover agent who wasnt so lucky [05:27] <me`727> agent pistone is still alive [05:27] <me`727> lmao [05:27] <Mei_GWI> snitched out sunny black before they know who he really was [05:28] <Mei_GWI> dont count on it [05:28] <me`727> he was on tv the other day [05:28] <Mei_GWI> they're savages they'd kill him [05:28] <me`727> savages? [05:28] <me`727> i know about the mafia [05:28] <me`727> you need to stop watching movies [05:29] <me`727> i had an uncle that worked with those guys [05:29] <me`727> in chicago [05:29] <me`727> they are nothing now [05:29] <Mei_GWI> Ask me if I care [05:29] <me`727> you bought it up [05:30] <Mei_GWI> like I said.. [05:30] <me`727> yeah and like i said learn about who your dealing with before you make silly threats [05:30] <Mei_GWI> I think its so funny how faggots like you think im fake lol [05:30] <me`727> who said i think your fake? [05:30] <me`727> and im not a faggot [05:31] <Mei_GWI> I guess a drunk girl' words are a sober girl's thoughts [05:31] <me`727> thats profound [05:31] <me`727> probably [05:31] <me`727> but i think i like the sober mei better [05:31] <Mei_GWI> So I guess that's Fuck You? lol [05:31] <me`727> then again i'd raather know yoru thoghts than guess what yoru thinking [05:31] <me`727> no its not [05:31] <me`727> you never answered my question [05:32] <me`727> are you a mean drunk? [05:32] <Mei_GWI> Fuck your questions [05:32] <me`727> I guess thats a yes [05:32] <Mei_GWI> I gotta 20 ft. Noose [05:32] <me`727> so your thinking about killing yourself? [05:33] <Mei_GWI> just wrap it around my neck and jump over the balcony [05:33] <me`727> so is that what this was all about? [05:33] <me`727> another dead girl on my hands? [05:36] <me`727> so what else is on your mind [05:38] <me`727> hellooooo [05:39] <me`727> well anyways if i never do get to talk to you again it was nice meeting you cant say it suprises me how it turns out [05:42] <me`727> i prefer that you dont kill yourself [05:42] <me`727> there are better ways of dealing with your problems [05:42] <me`727> you coming on seemed like a cry for help [05:42] <me`727> but i guess you just want to lash out [05:43] <me`727> so whatever [06:00] <Mei_GWI> shit I passed out [06:00] <Mei_GWI> fuck [06:00] <Mei_GWI> uggh [06:01] <me`727> oh your still alive [06:01] <me`727> here to call me a faggot some more [06:03] <me`727> well? [06:06] <Mei_GWI> I want you to lay with me in my bed sweetie [06:07] <me`727> oh really [06:07] <me`727> so you can kill me? [06:07] <Mei_GWI> I need some weed hang on [06:07] <me`727> lmfao [06:07] <Mei_GWI> gotta roll up a spliff [06:08] <me`727> well you stop with the weed [06:09] Mei_GWI sparks up the blunt and passes it to Tengri [06:09] * me`727 puffs [06:09] <me`727> what kind is this? [06:09] <Mei_GWI> purple OG cush [06:09] <me`727> you shouldnt mix weed with alchohol and sleeping pills mei [06:10] <Mei_GWI> haha [06:10] <Mei_GWI> it's the shit [06:10] <me`727> i've heard of purple cush [06:10] <Mei_GWI> smoke some of this cush [06:10] <me`727> is it good? [06:10] <me`727> do you really have a noose? [06:10] <Mei_GWI> hell mother fuckin' yeah [06:11] <Mei_GWI> not around my neck [06:11] <me`727> why did you make one [06:11] <Mei_GWI> in the event I want to hang one [06:12] <Mei_GWI> I'll bring a whole new meaning to the term "kick the bucket" [06:12] <Mei_GWI> you know that's what they do to one over DUI's in China? [06:13] <me`727> you really hate china dont you [06:13] <Mei_GWI> they kill people over DUI's lol [06:13] <me`727> i thought you were evil too [06:14] <Mei_GWI> my parents were killed over shoplifting and here I am...was raised by white folk..what'd you think? [06:14] <me`727> for real? [06:14] <me`727> killed for shoplifting? [06:14] <Mei_GWI> yes [06:14] <me`727> what age were you [06:14] <Mei_GWI> Raised by some white folks from Wyoming. I now live in Tacoma, Wa. [06:15] <Mei_GWI> I was 5 [06:15] <me`727> are you b/sing me? [06:15] <Mei_GWI> and I love my adopted parents to death [06:15] <Mei_GWI> They would do anything for me..They have no idea about my divorce though until I tell them [06:16] <me`727> you dont think they deserve to know? [06:16] <me`727> just like i should know if you were serious about killing yourself [06:16] <Mei_GWI> they will in due time [06:16] <me`727> you sound like my mom when she got cancer [06:16] <Mei_GWI> You want to know how I spent my morning Tengri? [06:16] <me`727> "i'll tell my family when i feel like it" [06:16] <me`727> how? [06:16] <me`727> fucking the kid down the street? [06:16] <me`727> making a noose? [06:16] <me`727> scoring pills? [06:17] <Mei_GWI> I was laying on the kitchen floor with my ex-husband crying "Why? Why did you do what you do?" [06:17] <me`727> why were you two on the kitchen floor [06:17] <Mei_GWI> loonng story [06:18] <me`727> does this story have to do with him chopped up in the freezer? [06:18] <Mei_GWI> unless you wanna hear it [06:18] <Mei_GWI> He came over to get the rest of his clothes and belongings... [06:18] <me`727> might as well tell it [06:18] <Mei_GWI> and I was in the kitchen alone drinking green tea like I always do [06:19] <Mei_GWI> and before he left he came into the kitchen and we talked and I was "So why? Why did you do it? Am I that UGLY?" [06:20] <me`727> i love green tea [06:20] <Mei_GWI> after he left, I just sat down on the kitchen floor and rolled up a joint [06:20] <me`727> Gunpowder [06:20] <me`727> Lapsang [06:21] <Mei_GWI> I like smokin weed and drinkin green tea [06:21] <Mei_GWI> makes the high stronger [06:21] <me`727> really? [06:21] <me`727> weed makes me so horny god [06:21] <Mei_GWI> yes and much stronger [06:21] <me`727> thats why its illegal in arab countrys [06:21] <Mei_GWI> I was all high as fuck today all day [06:21] <me`727> it turns them into faggots [06:21] <Mei_GWI> I was rollin around in the Yukon bumpin 2pac up and down I-5 and I-90 [06:22] <Mei_GWI> had a gang of men hitting on me lol [06:22] <me`727> so weed solves your problems? [06:22] <Mei_GWI> pretty much right now [06:22] <Mei_GWI> we sit back..smoke a fat ass blunt.. [06:22] <me`727> we? [06:23] <Mei_GWI> you got the swished sweets and I got the weed [06:23] <me`727> problem [06:23] <me`727> weed makes me horny and [06:23] <me`727> paranoid [06:23] <Mei_GWI> problem? [06:23] <Mei_GWI> oh so now im a bad girl [06:23] <me`727> and i have violent tendencys when provoked [06:23] <Mei_GWI> cause I smoke weed [06:24] <me`727> perhaps [06:24] <me`727> no your bad cause your married to a cop [06:24] <Mei_GWI> I smoke early in the mornings and late at night when no ones around [06:24] <me`727> and the sleeping pills? [06:25] <Mei_GWI> make it into a free base [06:25] <me`727> your a druggie huh [06:25] <Mei_GWI> and lace it with the weed to intensify the high [06:25] <Mei_GWI> no I only smoke weed to mix shit [06:25] <Mei_GWI> lol [06:25] <me`727> what kind of sleeping pills [06:26] <Mei_GWI> I was fuckin high all day dude.. i dont care [06:26] <Mei_GWI> im getting divorced [06:26] <Mei_GWI> roll it up, ligh it up, inhaaalle, exhallle.. [06:26] <me`727> can i ask you something [06:27] <Mei_GWI> and what's that? [06:27] <me`727> can i repost this? [06:27] <me`727> <Mei_GWI> is that right? Well Fuck You, Happy Birthday lol [06:27] <me`727> quote of the month [06:27] <Mei_GWI> hell no [06:27] <me`727> why not [06:27] <Mei_GWI> thats only for you baby lol [06:27] <me`727> baby? [06:27] <Mei_GWI> not for the world to know [06:27] <Mei_GWI> did I studder? [06:27] <me`727> baby? [06:28] <me`727> trying to flatter me now [06:28] <me`727> so what if i repost it anyways? [06:28] <Mei_GWI> Its..Saturday morning where the weed at..let get to my pocket for my fat weed sack..'cause I wanna get high like a plane, in the sky, with the indo cloud in my brain [06:29] <Mei_GWI> remember that song by Cypress Hill? [06:29] <me`727> yes.... [06:30] <Mei_GWI> Roll It Up, Light It Up, Smoke It Up, InHale, Exhale.... [06:30] <me`727> are you really racist? [06:30] <Mei_GWI> im high as fuck right now I can tell you that lol [06:31] <me`727> every high as a low [06:32] <me`727> has [06:33] <me`727> besides weed and rap lyrics [06:34] <me`727> you got anything else to share [06:38] <me`727> seriously sell that ruger and get a real gun [06:38] <me`727> lmao [06:40] <me`727> hellllllllllllooooooooo [06:42] <me`727> anyways [06:42] <me`727> you shouldnt mix pot with those other drugs because [06:42] <me`727> if you need to puke you wont [06:42] <me`727> and you will die or get sick when you could have just puked [06:43] <Mei_GWI> im back [06:43] <Mei_GWI> sorry [06:43] <Mei_GWI> Im fucked up right now [06:43] <me`727> did you go roll another one [06:43] <Mei_GWI> yeah [06:44] <me`727> sigh [06:44] <Mei_GWI> got the one hitter quitter shit [06:44] <me`727> you really want to kill yourself dont you [06:44] <Mei_GWI> You seem to be a good man Tengri..but you think im psycho..so it doesnt matter anyway [06:45] <me`727> how do you kno what i think [06:45] <Mei_GWI> after what I just admitted to..i'd be surprised you stil talk to me lol [06:45] <me`727> you dont know what im used to dealing with [06:45] <me`727> and who's to say im so good? [06:45] <me`727> who's to say im not evil? [06:45] <Mei_GWI> so you'd smoke some weed with me baby? [06:45] <me`727> for you i'd make an exception [06:46] <me`727> im a mean sober btw [06:46] <me`727> ;) [06:46] <Mei_GWI> we'd kiss and blow the smoke into one another's lungs [06:46] <Mei_GWI> back and forth so we get high as fuck [06:46] <Mei_GWI> I used to do that lol [06:47] <Mei_GWI> we'd go to Seahawks games and get all tore up [06:47] <me`727> your husband? [06:47] <Mei_GWI> he wasnt there [06:47] <me`727> your friends? [06:49] <Mei_GWI> We'd be at most of those game with them whiteboys all like "we got some blunts!" [06:49] <me`727> Your confortable around white people huh? [06:50] <Mei_GWI> especially free weed from white boys lol [06:50] <Mei_GWI> lol [06:50] <me`727> i'm not like you [06:50] <me`727> "open minded" [06:50] <Mei_GWI> oh so you dont like me? [06:50] <me`727> did i say that [06:51] <me`727> i dont like ANYONE but i think your cool [06:51] <Mei_GWI> it sure as hell appears that way [06:51] <me`727> what do you mean [06:51] <me`727> why do girls think i hate them when i dont [06:51] <me`727> i mean if i hate someone [06:51] <me`727> i'll tell you [06:51] <Mei_GWI> exactly what I said. whtats what I mean [06:51] <me`727> i'll make your life a living fucking hell [06:51] <me`727> but at least let me understand how i gave you that impression [06:51] <Mei_GWI> I mean exactly what I say, and say what I mean lol [06:52] <me`727> what do i do makes you think i dont like you [06:52] <Mei_GWI> make my life a living fucking hell the okay? [06:52] <Mei_GWI> You do that [06:52] <Mei_GWI> hahaha [06:52] <me`727> no i'll spare you [06:52] <Mei_GWI> You mame me laugh little man [06:52] <me`727> you have your own privat ehell to deal with [06:52] <Mei_GWI> do it!@ [06:52] <Mei_GWI> DO IT! [06:52] <Mei_GWI> make me cry some more [06:52] <me`727> little man, now thats going to get old fast [06:52] <Mei_GWI> let's see what you got little man lol [06:53] <me`727> anyways [06:53] <Mei_GWI> make me cry you little bitch [06:53] <Mei_GWI> make me cry [06:53] <Mei_GWI> do it [06:53] <me`727> it rather seems you dont like me [06:53] <Mei_GWI> make me cry [06:53] <Mei_GWI> c'mon now...lets see..if you can make me cry lol [06:53] <me`727> no [06:54] <me`727> do you like me? [06:54] <Mei_GWI> its all in good fun bro.. I like you alot Tengri..come on now..it's damn near 4:30 in the morning and im fucked up lol [06:54] <me`727> but you dont know anything about me [06:56] <Mei_GWI> So? I dont really like you and you really dont like me..welcome to reality brotha! LOL [06:56] <me`727> at least your honest [06:56] <me`727> well, it takes me that much to drag it out of you [06:57] <Mei_GWI> We only got one rule and that's clockwise to the last dude puffin' [06:57] <me`727> sigh [06:57] <Mei_GWI> its a song lol [06:57] <me`727> i know [06:58] <Mei_GWI> oh yeah? [06:58] <Mei_GWI> WHO? [06:58] <me`727> there is a reggae version [06:58] <me`727> a few [06:58] <Mei_GWI> bet you dont know [06:58] <Mei_GWI> no raggae versions [06:58] <me`727> yeah it is [06:58] <Mei_GWI> its from 1996 [06:58] <me`727> "pass the cootchie pon the left hand side" [06:58] <Mei_GWI> right around Tupac's Death by Mr. X [06:58] <me`727> or whatever they call it [06:58] <Mei_GWI> Spice 1 helped make the track [06:58] <me`727> the chilium pipe they smoke in jamaica [06:59] <me`727> "pass it on the left hand side" [06:59] <Mei_GWI> haha [06:59] <Mei_GWI> you got it [06:59] <Mei_GWI> "Pass it to da' leeeffft" lol [07:00] <Mei_GWI> damn this weed good as hell.. [07:00] <Mei_GWI> you missin out dude [07:00] <Mei_GWI> I wish you were here [07:00] <me`727> why when you dont like me? why would you want me to be there [07:01] <Mei_GWI> at least you have heard by bitching and bickering [07:01] <me`727> is that all you got? [07:01] <Mei_GWI> I know you've heard me..and you still talk to me..im surprised [07:01] <me`727> why you think that is? [07:01] <Mei_GWI> because... [07:02] <me`727> because... why [07:02] <Mei_GWI> I want you get fucked up with me? lol [07:02] <Mei_GWI> awh shit [07:02] <me`727> well im in florida your in washington [07:02] <Mei_GWI> Im so fucked up [07:02] <me`727> or should i say warshington [07:02] <Mei_GWI> hahaha' [07:02] <me`727> since you lived in spokane [07:02] <me`727> i should say warshington [07:02] <Mei_GWI> you're so cute I like you Tengri [07:02] <me`727> see i made you laugh [07:03] <Mei_GWI> let me kiss you and nibble on your lower lip [07:03] <me`727> sure [07:03] <Mei_GWI> fuck me baby ;P Mmmm [07:03] <Mei_GWI> I could be fuckin the kid next door but I choose to talk to you [07:03] <me`727> i'm sure you'll get to him soon enough [07:04] <Mei_GWI> haha [07:04] <Mei_GWI> today [07:04] <Mei_GWI> not son [07:04] <Mei_GWI> soon lol [07:04] <me`727> hey what if i was married [07:04] <Mei_GWI> I guess I wouldnt known then huh? [07:04] <me`727> pshaw [07:04] <Mei_GWI> lol [07:04] <me`727> anyways [07:04] <me`727> whats so special about this kid [07:04] <Mei_GWI> hahah shit you silly boy [07:05] <Mei_GWI> oh you wanna know why? [07:05] <Mei_GWI> you really wanna know? [07:05] <me`727> yeah [07:05] <me`727> besides the fact he's a ghostface [07:06] <me`727> woah [07:06] <me`727> deja fucking vu [07:06] <Mei_GWI> he's jus this hot looking dark looking white boy...very gorgeous he has overwhelming presennce that's so intense it makes me fantasize.. [07:06] <me`727> "overwhelming prescense" [07:07] <me`727> what kind of doubletalk is that [07:07] <Mei_GWI> im wasted okay lol [07:07] <me`727> yeah well fantasys are for a reason [07:07] <me`727> not to be acted upon [07:07] <Mei_GWI> hes hot..hes got dark hair and light skin ..love that in white boys lol.. [07:08] <me`727> god another whiggie [07:08] <Mei_GWI> haha I bet he'd make you go Bi if you saw his pic lol [07:08] <Mei_GWI> i'm kidding by the way.. [07:08] <me`727> i doubt it [07:08] <Mei_GWI> or am I? hahaah [07:09] <me`727> speaking of pics did you find your camera? [07:09] <Mei_GWI> So you like white boys? Wow, so that's what's so strange about you. [07:09] <me`727> look im not a faggot [07:09] <Mei_GWI> you little boy hunter! [07:09] <Mei_GWI> lol [07:10] <Mei_GWI> fag hunter! lol hahaahaa [07:10] <me`727> i was talking about the camera you said you were going to take pictures of yourself [07:10] <Mei_GWI> hahaha not right now you crazy boy [07:10] <Mei_GWI> you saw me fool..i'm ugly [07:11] <me`727> you think your ugly? [07:11] <Mei_GWI> I think im ugly hahahaha [07:11] <Mei_GWI> look at me! [07:11] <Mei_GWI> I'm a joke! [07:11] <me`727> i like some of your pics [07:12] <me`727> i just havent seen enough [07:12] <me`727> if your so ugly why are all these guys hitting on you? [07:12] <Mei_GWI> Rollll It Up, Liiight It Up, Inhaaale, Exxhale... [07:13] <Mei_GWI> Rollll It Up, Liiight It Up, Smoke It Up, Inhaaale, Exxhale... [07:13] <me`727> you have a one track mind [07:13] <Mei_GWI> I should get some sleep huh buddy boy? [07:13] <Mei_GWI> man Im gonna wake up so fucke dup [07:13] <me`727> its the weekend whats the rush [07:14] <Mei_GWI> thats what I mean lol [07:14] <me`727> dont they drug test teachers? [07:15] <Mei_GWI> wake up roll a J and go outside and get all fucked up again at 6 in the morning lol [07:15] <Mei_GWI> not where I live [07:15] <me`727> yeah and go fuck your white boy [07:15] <Mei_GWI> lol [07:15] <Mei_GWI> geez [07:15] <Mei_GWI> getting jealous are we? [07:15] <Mei_GWI> I'll fuck you Tengri [07:15] <me`727> mr. overwelming presecense [07:16] <me`727> fuck me or kill me? [07:16] <me`727> with your ruger .223 [07:16] <Mei_GWI> yeah you give me that "overwhelming presence" and I'll do anything baby [07:17] <Mei_GWI> I hope your lips are a lot softer than my ex husband's [07:17] <me`727> i have overwhelming prescense [07:17] <me`727> ex? [07:17] <me`727> your still married [07:17] <Mei_GWI> haha i'll be divorced soon man, don't trip lol [07:18] <Mei_GWI> fuck em [07:18] <me`727> whatever [07:18] <Mei_GWI> But i'll let you fuck me [07:18] <me`727> uhm [07:18] <me`727> i wont say what i was going to say [07:19] <Mei_GWI> we'd make such hot sweet love [07:19] <Mei_GWI> such sweaty passionate sex [07:19] <me`727> how do you know? [07:20] <Mei_GWI> im passing out [07:20] <Mei_GWI> fuck I feel so wasted [07:21] Mei_GWI cuddles up next to Tengri [07:21] <me`727> are you ticklish? [07:21] <Mei_GWI> aroudn my tummy lol..cause I have a sixpack lol..guys are fascinated with it [07:23] <Mei_GWI> you like that baby? [07:23] <me`727> yeah [07:24] <me`727> mei will you promise that you wont try to kill yourself? [07:24] <Mei_GWI> its really hard for me to breath right now. [07:25] <me`727> drink some tea [07:25] <me`727> strong [07:25] <Mei_GWI> need my inhaler [07:25] <me`727> what [07:25] <me`727> you have asthma? [07:25] <Mei_GWI> yes [07:25] <Mei_GWI> brb [07:25] <me`727> proventil or albuterol? [07:26] <Mei_GWI> uhm i dunno? I just get something so I can breathe.. lol [07:26] <me`727> that over the counter shit [07:26] <Mei_GWI> or I get into asthma attacks [07:26] <me`727> great now your mising like 4-5 drugs [07:26] <me`727> mixing [07:26] <Mei_GWI> im fine baby [07:26] <me`727> you dont sound fine [07:26] <Mei_GWI> im fucked up lol [07:27] <me`727> i know you are [07:27] <me`727> in more ways than one [07:27] <me`727> j/p [07:27] <Mei_GWI> fuck me you little bitch [07:27] <me`727> you wish [07:27] <Mei_GWI> haahha [07:27] <me`727> but its not possible [07:27] <me`727> you'll have to settle for your gwailo [07:27] <Mei_GWI> right dude, don't flatter yourself. [07:28] <Mei_GWI> you sound like a white boy [07:28] <me`727> how is that? [07:28] <Mei_GWI> don't do that [07:28] <me`727> well you sound like, we already went over that [07:28] <Mei_GWI> I said DON'T DO THAT..are you deaf? [07:28] <me`727> how do i sound like a white boy, did i studder? [07:30] * Mei_GWI looks at you in disgust [07:30] <me`727> whatever [07:30] * Mei_GWI runs away and cries [07:30] <me`727> i thought you liked your white boys [07:32] <me`727> hows yoru breathing [07:33] * Mei_GWI [[email protected]=] has left IRC Session Start: Sat Feb 28 18:24:44 2009 Session Ident: Mei_GWI [18:24] Session Ident: Mei_GWI ([email protected]=) [18:24] <Mei_GWI> oh my god..i'm sooo hungover..what the hell did I say to yo lastnight? I dont even remember [18:24] <Mei_GWI> I dont even remember what I did lastnight [18:30] <Mei_GWI> fucken ex-husband came over early this morning and I was passed out on the kitchen floor lol..shit im a mess [18:34] <me`727> oh [18:34] <me`727> you dont remember [18:34] <me`727> you were an ass to me [18:34] <me`727> threatened to kill me [18:34] <me`727> you went black on me [18:34] <me`727> ect [18:34] <me`727> i can email you the log lmao [18:34] <Mei_GWI> I'd rather you not lol [18:35] <Mei_GWI> I'm sooo sorry for being an ass to you sweetie =( [18:35] <me`727> you had me worryed [18:35] <me`727> you were talking about hanging yourself with noose [18:36] <me`727> and shooting me with your ruger [18:37] <Mei_GWI> see its weird when I take zantax I dont even remember what I did the night before.. [18:37] <me`727> i guess [18:37] <Mei_GWI> I took that, and some sleeping pills and drank A LOT [18:37] <me`727> yeah you said pills, booze and purple og kush [18:37] <me`727> why do you have zantax [18:38] <Mei_GWI> Good question and I shouldnt [18:38] <Mei_GWI> I shouldnt even be drinking..period.. [18:38] <me`727> yeah [18:39] <me`727> plus when we talked [18:39] <me`727> anything i asked you ignore [18:39] <me`727> and you kept talking stupid shit [18:40] <Mei_GWI> =( i'm sorry Tengri [18:40] <me`727> i seriously thought you were someone else [18:40] <me`727> i guess i can forgive you [18:40] <Mei_GWI> you ever get so drunk at a bar and you go home and then the next day you look in your phone and you wonder where all those numbers came from? lol [18:41] <me`727> i dont really drink [18:41] <me`727> but i have a high tolerance [18:42] <Mei_GWI> Wish you could cuddle with me in my blankey and lay on the couch [18:42] <me`727> awww me too [18:42] <me`727> i can tickle your tummy [18:42] <Mei_GWI> haha why? [18:43] <me`727> i want to hear you giggle [18:43] <Mei_GWI> you're weird =P [18:43] <Mei_GWI> I have a nice sixpack if you like those on women [18:43] <me`727> yeah you told me [18:44] <me`727> you dont remember this? [18:44] <me`727> <Mei_GWI> is that right? Well Fuck You, Happy Birthday lol [18:44] <Mei_GWI> omg [18:44] <me`727> i told you "yesterday is my birthday" [18:44] <me`727> that was your response [18:45] <me`727> er [18:45] <me`727> tomorrow [18:45] <me`727> march 1st [18:45] <Mei_GWI> I was gonna say I thought you said your birthday was in March [18:45] <me`727> i thought today with the 1st [18:45] <me`727> fuck [18:46] <me`727> was* [18:47] <me`727> for awile i thought you were posessed [18:47] <Mei_GWI> I get very violent when I drink [18:48] <Mei_GWI> =( [18:48] <me`727> thats what i thought [18:48] <me`727> i kept asking but you never answered [18:48] <me`727> im a mean sober ;) [18:48] <Mei_GWI> scared the shit outta the neighbor kid next door..I do remember telling "Fuck you, Timmy!" lol [18:49] <me`727> you were saying you make some kid kill himself [18:49] <me`727> and how you were evil [18:49] <Mei_GWI> omg I did not tell you that story..did I? oh noo..I dont think I wanna know anymore of that =( [18:50] <me`727> what was the story [18:54] <Mei_GWI> I really dont want to explain it..I dont need to be reminded [18:55] <me`727> :( [18:55] <me`727> i want to know everything about you [18:57] <Mei_GWI> A year ago there was this kid Anthony I knew [18:57] <Mei_GWI> used to be friends with the neighbor's kid, Timmy. and he had this crush on [18:58] <Mei_GWI> me [18:59] <me`727> what did you do to him [19:00] * Mei_GWI [[email protected]=] has left IRC [19:43] <me`727> hey were did you go [19:43] <Mei_GWI> sorry I left so suddenly..had to take a shower..and im painting my toenails right now as we speak lol [19:44] <me`727> going out on a hot date? [19:44] <Mei_GWI> naw just felt like painting them a different color..have them match what i'm wearing =D [19:44] <me`727> what are you wearing [19:45] <Mei_GWI> black hoody and just some jeans [19:45] <me`727> Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz [19:45] <Mei_GWI> haha [19:45] <Mei_GWI> sorry dude..lol [19:45] <me`727> well im glad you didnt kill yourself last night [19:46] <Mei_GWI> Yeah I was not in the right state of mind [19:46] <Mei_GWI> hey my husband is a sag. what are Sag's known for? [19:46] <me`727> do you remember saying that you wanted to smoke with me [19:46] <me`727> saggitarius lmao [19:46] <me`727> flakey [19:46] <me`727> adventerous [19:46] <Mei_GWI> thought i'd ask you since you're the horoscope expert lol [19:46] <me`727> cardboard personality [19:47] <Mei_GWI> are they habitual liars too? [19:47] <me`727> could be [19:47] <me`727> they are prone to dissassociation [19:47] <me`727> the most about of drunks and druggies are saggitarius [19:47] <me`727> most are a bit touched in the head [19:47] <Mei_GWI> haha I'll be a racoon's asshole..if I didnt know any better that fits my ex to a T [19:47] <me`727> lmao [19:48] <me`727> they arent much for affection, or touching [19:48] <Mei_GWI> yeah the longer you talk to me you're gonna notice weird things I say [19:48] <Mei_GWI> I got a real dirty mouth for a girl [19:48] <Mei_GWI> Im always saying F this and F that [19:49] <me`727> i like that [19:49] <me`727> ;) [19:49] <Mei_GWI> or "god damn it you mother fucker, son of a bitch" lol [19:49] <me`727> yeah i know i heard it all last night [19:49] <Mei_GWI> I saw this REALLY cute asian cop on TV on the news lastnight..too bad he dont live over here.. [19:49] <me`727> whats with you and cops [19:51] <Mei_GWI> I dunno lol [19:51] <Mei_GWI> but this guy was CUTE [19:51] <Mei_GWI> last name was Yang I think [19:52] <Mei_GWI> what is that? [19:52] <me`727> could be hmong [19:52] <me`727> or chinese [19:54] <me`727> do you remember saying that you wanted to smoke with me [19:54] <Mei_GWI> my maiden name is Oakes before I got married..since I was adopted by white folks. [19:54] <Mei_GWI> no lol [19:54] <me`727> you going to go back to oakes? [19:54] <Mei_GWI> yeah [19:55] <me`727> so now that your sober re-answer my question: What do you think of me? [19:55] <Mei_GWI> when I moved here when I was like 4-5 as an orphan, my old last name was Teng [19:56] <Mei_GWI> You seem to be smart, Sound like you're an observant kinda guy. I dunno you're hard to figure out? lol [19:56] <me`727> i like teng [19:56] <Mei_GWI> some guys are just so fuckin stupid sometimes..and immature [19:56] <me`727> most guys are [19:56] <me`727> im not like other guys [19:57] <Mei_GWI> think I should get into my comfy black kimono robe..I got red, black and a purple one [19:57] <me`727> ooh yeah those are sexy [19:58] <Mei_GWI> im like a guy sometimes I'll wander around in the house in my underwear, or wearing one of my robes lol [19:58] <me`727> i was going to ask before if you walk around the house naked [19:58] <Mei_GWI> and I'll even go outside, I dont give a shit..I shake what my birth mommy gave me lol [19:59] <me`727> shake it baby [20:00] <Mei_GWI> i painted my toenails black =P [20:00] <me`727> sexy [20:01] <Mei_GWI> brb gotta go let my dog out [20:01] <me`727> ok [20:05] <Mei_GWI> k back [20:06] <me`727> ok [20:06] <Mei_GWI> yeah I gotta watch my dog like a hawk..he can actually jump the fence sometimes [20:06] <me`727> now what [20:06] <Mei_GWI> I shaved my beaver in the shower =P lol [20:06] <me`727> nice [20:06] <me`727> i wish i could rub it against my face to test its smoothness [20:07] <Mei_GWI> feels so good having the water pulsate against my pussy [20:07] <Mei_GWI> hahaha [20:07] <me`727> oh yeah [20:07] <me`727> how about the water jet from a jacuzzi [20:07] <Mei_GWI> yeah [20:07] <Mei_GWI> Mmmm [20:08] <me`727> slow buildup [20:08] <Mei_GWI> sometimes I'd go to the gym go in the hot tub after a workout and i'd take off my bikini and stand up and have the water hit my pussy and just cum like a mother fucker [20:08] <me`727> wow [20:10] <Mei_GWI> yeah I love the thrill of getting caught [20:10] <me`727> you get caught? [20:10] <Mei_GWI> have [20:10] <me`727> a girl walks in and says "i know what your doing"? [20:11] <Mei_GWI> not in those words lol [20:11] <Mei_GWI> she was all "oh my god!" lol [20:12] <me`727> she didnt join in? [20:12] <Mei_GWI> it was an old lady lol i forgot to say lol [20:12] <me`727> haha [20:12] <Mei_GWI> she saw everything! LOL [20:12] <Mei_GWI> and I didnt care! [20:12] <me`727> would you ever do porn? [20:13] <Mei_GWI> hmm [20:13] <Mei_GWI> maybe [20:13] <me`727> maybe lmao [20:13] <Mei_GWI> would you ever do me? =P [20:13] <me`727> you sound [20:13] <me`727> very tempting [20:13] <Mei_GWI> yeahh have you eat my pussy baby [20:14] <me`727> mmmmm [20:15] <Mei_GWI> im on this website called cumface.com =P [20:15] <Mei_GWI> I'd wanna try one of those fucking machines [20:16] <me`727> i'd love to see that [20:16] <me`727> after your divorce you can buy one ;) [20:17] <Mei_GWI> my pussy is getting so wet [20:18] <Mei_GWI> watchin this porn [20:18] <me`727> you ever find your cam? [20:18] <Mei_GWI> naw, havnt looked yet [20:19] <me`727> u seen wiredpussy? [20:19] <Mei_GWI> nope..is it good? [20:19] <me`727> same guys that do fuckingmachines [20:19] <me`727> only it uses tingly electrical stimulation on the woman to make her cum [20:21] <Mei_GWI> ehh I like the fucking machines better to be honest [20:21] <me`727> haha [20:21] <me`727> i used to hack fuckingmachiens all the time [20:21] <Mei_GWI> really? how'd you do that? can I do it? =P [20:22] <me`727> get the password [20:22] <me`727> now just find the movies on torrents or something [20:22] <Mei_GWI> where do you get the passwords? torrents? [20:22] <me`727> in a chatroom [20:22] <me`727> they made it hard to hack them now [20:22] <Mei_GWI> ehh too much work for me lol [20:22] <me`727> so it doesnt work anymore [20:23] <Mei_GWI> Im thinking about masturbating later..and have my livingroom window open and I'll masturbate in front of the neighbors..see if they catch me doing it [20:23] <me`727> haha [20:23] <me`727> i wish i could see [20:24] <Mei_GWI> i'll just stand right there in front of the window and fuck the shit outta myself [20:24] <me`727> damn [20:24] <me`727> what wouldnt you do? [20:24] <Mei_GWI> haha [20:24] <Mei_GWI> neighbor kid might like to see that lol [20:26] <Mei_GWI> they'd make me hot..having someone come by and voyer on me [20:27] * me`727 peeps at mei [20:28] <Mei_GWI> do you like big tits? [20:28] <me`727> of course [20:28] <Mei_GWI> im not totally big though [20:28] <Mei_GWI> Im a C cup [20:28] <me`727> big enough [20:29] <me`727> for me to nibble and suck [20:29] <Mei_GWI> do you like white girls? [20:29] <me`727> not really [20:29] <Mei_GWI> I have this white friend who LOVES asian guys lol [20:29] <Mei_GWI> she goes apeshit over them lol [20:30] <me`727> weird [20:30] <me`727> is she hot [20:30] <Mei_GWI> I think she is. [20:30] <Mei_GWI> shes blond and has these piercing blue eyes [20:33] <me`727> still watching porn? [20:33] <Mei_GWI> sirta [20:33] <Mei_GWI> sorta [20:33] <Mei_GWI> rubbin my pussy [20:34] <me`727> sometimes i wish i was a hand [20:34] <Mei_GWI> have my legs sprawled over the couch and my laptop in front of me rubbin it lol [20:35] me`727 blows air on Mei_GWI's pussy [20:35] <Mei_GWI> you know whats funny someone told you could kill a girl if you blow into their pussy..I laughed when I heard that [20:36] <me`727> well [20:36] <me`727> its if the air goes up [20:36] <me`727> i read about that [20:36] <me`727> something like an embolism [20:36] <me`727> cause you can blow air into a mans urethra but supposedly it can kill a woman [20:38] <Mei_GWI> sounds like BS to me [20:38] <me`727> we can try and see what happens ;) [20:39] <Mei_GWI> dont think I wanna risk being dead have you blowing into my pussy [20:39] <me`727> haha [20:39] <me`727> would you blow into my dick? [20:39] <Mei_GWI> naw..I dont wanna hurt you :) I'd rather suck all the cum outta that dick [20:39] <me`727> haha [20:40] <me`727> that would be nice [20:40] <me`727> i have huge balls [20:40] <me`727> i must warn you [20:40] <Mei_GWI> yeaaahh..blow your load all over [20:44] <Mei_GWI> man, if I could i'd go Bi on that mAySi girl in there..lol [20:45] <Mei_GWI> would you fuck her? [20:46] <Mei_GWI> you wouldnt just fuck her just to fuck her? lol [20:46] <me`727> you know hmong girls are very open as you'll find out [20:47] <Mei_GWI> think they'd be open to eating my pussy? [20:47] <me`727> yeah [20:47] <me`727> lots of them are [20:47] <Mei_GWI> yeaaah [20:47] <me`727> most of them love to suck dick too [20:47] <Mei_GWI> bet you'd like to see that huh? [20:47] <me`727> deep throat [20:47] <me`727> can you deep throat? [20:48] <Mei_GWI> yeah [20:48] <me`727> damn [20:48] <me`727> im afriad i'd gag the girl though [20:49] <Mei_GWI> haha why [20:49] <me`727> when i cum [20:49] <me`727> im afraid she'd choke

xxblushesxx -> RE: Chat with a GWI (7/19/2010 6:38:45 AM)
makes a note never to yim with scropiomoon [sm=writing.gif]

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