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The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 2:24:19 PM   
angelikaJ


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Status: offline 		Our very own sunshinemiss did painstaking personal research and posted it on another thread.

We need not wait another moment longer to find out how "it" works:


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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

I didn't find a pic, but I did find info:

It appears there is no difference on the surface since the males gonads are internal and their sexual organs are small and very similar to the female. It's relatively simple however to tell the difference. When you look at the openings of their external sexual parts there is a marked difference. The male's opening will be a hole at the end and the female a slit down the middle but you need to get hands on as the males have a line that could appear to be a slit and the females have a clitoris which could be mistaken for the head of a penis. The males sexual mound tends to be more pointed and crescent shaped. The whole thing gets firm and the tip is inserted sideways into the female. *

I'm thrilled to learn that Jeffff (with FOUR F's)has a crescent shaped love mobile and goes at it sideways... I could have lived my whole life without that info...

*From this website: http://hubpages.com/hub/Anteater-Care-Sheet



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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 2:25:33 PM   
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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 2:26:43 PM   
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Status: offline 		That is just riddled with misinformation.

I hate when something is posted on the net and taken at face value.

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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 2:29:05 PM   
angelikaJ


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

That is just riddled with misinformation.

I hate when something is posted on the net and taken at face value.


Would you enlighten us please?

(and show sunshine where the article went awry?)

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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 2:30:39 PM   
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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 2:36:26 PM   
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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 2:36:39 PM   
angelikaJ


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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 2:38:37 PM   
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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 2:40:22 PM   
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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 2:44:32 PM   
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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 3:05:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		this is nothing but good news to me. now i won't have to have little bronze babies with you and domi.

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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 3:09:40 PM   
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And haven't we decided you have no say in this?

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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 3:10:29 PM   
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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 3:15:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		The truth about Jefffff?!?  Do you really want to know the truth about JEFFFFFF?!?  I'll tell you the truth about Jeffff alright!  The truth is right here for all to see!  Jeffff has a fetish for underoos and capes!







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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 3:17:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		Jeffff- and yet, I'm still talking jeffffffie-poo. laurell-i seriously doubt he had his shots. if for some reason i "decide" to have...Doffff thingies, i will douse myself in hospital grade yellow antiseptic soap.

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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 3:17:45 PM   
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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 3:25:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		The hell with Jefff--- I CAN'T HAVE A PONY???? Sez WHO??

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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 3:26:37 PM   
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Unless someone was to use one as a ben-wa ball thingymajig(?)


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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 3:38:37 PM   
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Only because magic 8 balls *don't have sex lives*.

Unless someone was to use one as a ben-wa ball thingymajig(?)

Et tu, Vaguely?  ~sighs~  one more on the list of those who pick upon the truly angelic...must be cuz I have a halo burn...one. 

Oh...and I must not be a MAGIC 8-ball then.   

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RE: The TRUTH about Jeffff...so that's how it works - 7/19/2010 3:40:45 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

May I say I am sooooooooooooooo glad that I don't have to get picked upon in this way? 


haha we can start if you want CD!

and Hib the pony thing is for pa........what kind would you like?

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