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Best Menopause Question Ever - 7/20/2010 5:39:40 PM   
MasterG2kTR


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 Q:
How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light
bulb?

Woman's Answer:
One!
ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They
don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!*light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT   THE  GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

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RE: Best Menopause Question Ever - 7/20/2010 7:27:14 PM   
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Status: offline 		Dude, you need to change that light bulb and make sure to pick up after yourself.

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RE: Best Menopause Question Ever - 7/21/2010 4:16:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		He needs to get her under control.  I think she trying to top from the bottom.

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RE: Best Menopause Question Ever - 7/22/2010 11:25:01 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage

Dude, you need to change that light bulb and make sure to pick up after yourself.


quote:

ORIGINAL: VeryNastyDom

He needs to get her under control.  I think she trying to top from the bottom.


Dude, both are correct.

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RE: Best Menopause Question Ever - 7/26/2010 8:21:46 PM   
purepleasure


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wait for the hot flashes. she was being kind.

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RE: Best Menopause Question Ever - 7/26/2010 10:08:38 PM   
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RE: Best Menopause Question Ever - 7/26/2010 10:10:38 PM   
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RE: Best Menopause Question Ever - 7/28/2010 11:06:03 AM   
MercTech


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Status: offline 		Remember how many psychiatrists it takes to change a lightbulb...

Only one, but it takes a long time and the bulb truly has to want to be changed.

Stefan

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RE: Best Menopause Question Ever - 7/28/2010 6:54:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hot flashes..pfft...don't forget the night sweats lol You know what I'm talking about...the ones that make you want to rip his face off because he dared to breath near you, let alone ON you.

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RE: Best Menopause Question Ever - 7/29/2010 5:32:10 AM   
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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

heh.

wait for the hot flashes. she was being kind.


A-fucking-men!

and jeesh... How many pillowcases can one woman go through in one dang night? 

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RE: Best Menopause Question Ever - 7/29/2010 5:36:20 PM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		by pillowcases, you do mean cases of pillows, right? the kind filled with ice packs.

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