Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate)

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xxblushesxx -> Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/21/2010 9:12:17 PM)
So it seems you made another thread you hope no one you knows sees. But people are swarming all over it like it's Dark Steven covered in chocolate. You know that if this keeps up the one you REALLY don't want seeing it, is bound to read it. And then the chocolate will hit the fan! What to do? Please consider hiring me, Chrissy the thread murderer to do your dirty work. I'm fast, fairly inexpensive, and ALWAYS get the job done. Even if I'm not trying to...[:-][>:] Remember, if you have a thread and you need it dead, call Chrissy!

domiguy -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/21/2010 9:33:31 PM)
I can be rented out by the sentence.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/21/2010 9:33:51 PM)
Proof that I am as good as I claim! I killed my OWN thread with ONE POST! I am amazing!

domiguy -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/21/2010 9:53:40 PM)
You are good!!! You are very good!!

DarkSteven -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/21/2010 10:02:01 PM)
MMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFfffmmmmmmmmmmmmmFfffffffff (The sound of me covered in chocolate)

DarlingSavage -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/21/2010 10:33:48 PM)
That is just too cute!

xxblushesxx -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 1:13:26 AM)
And yummy! But mark my words, scoffers and jeerererers, one day you will make an unfortunate post...perhaps after a shot or two, or maybe after a particularly heated argument over leather vs steel, but it will happen. When it does, you will be GLAD to have the thread killer on your side. Always remember; When things get pissy, call on Chrissy!

sunshinemiss -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 4:53:22 AM)
Steven is presumably covered in DARK chocolate. I am totally in...

poise -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 4:57:58 AM)
[image]http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv215/ice_0/hubbahubba.gif[/image] ....by the way, I taught her everything she knows[:)]

xxblushesxx -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 1:29:12 PM)
Ha! Thought you would get away with killing the thread killer's thread?!! I think not! This is a job for super-Chrissy!

ShaharThorne -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 2:33:17 PM)
numnumnum...Licking the chocolate off of DS and presenting him with a platter of Chocolate Chip cookies.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 4:51:02 PM)
the thread murderer steals the cookies and runs but not before stealing a lick or two off the chocolate covered Steven The Collarme mercenary strikes again!

LanceHughes -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 4:54:19 PM)
Actually, I've been killing some threads recently and have proof. Wha'cha got? ETA: And NONE of my kills include that "unintentional" bullshit, either.

LanceHughes -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 5:04:35 PM)
BTW, xxblushesxx; your profile says (and I quote) Taken, and not searching even a little bit. Still here, sort of. Seems to me that trying to be a thread killer is searching for something. I'm not sure what you're searching for, but it seems you need to be spending more time with whomever has "taken" you. If you have so much time on your hands to open yourself up to posting on as-yet-non-existent threads, you'd best get thinking about doing something much more private than the public play you're trying to SEARCH for by starting this thread. No need to answer. Just go DO something with / for the one who has taken you. Yes, I can hear you -sputtering- through my monitor, as I prove that I can kill your thread. Now, just run along.... NO need to post. Don't even think about it.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 5:28:30 PM)
stops thread dying just to nark Lance

sunshinemiss -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 5:42:23 PM)
oooo. Well played, Lance, well played.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 5:56:57 PM)
Hey Lance....ppppbbbbtttttt put that in your pipe and smoke it!

LanceHughes -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 6:11:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Hey Lance....ppppbbbbtttttt put that in your pipe and smoke it! Fine, just fine. You see, you-n-I didn't define what a "kill" was. My kills usually have a "nark" or two. That's when I KNOW I've killed 'em. Sort of the last, dying gasp of a thread. Oh, and one more thing ~Christina, NO hard feelings, 'kay?

dcnovice -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 6:27:14 PM)
Is this thread really and truly dead?

poise -> RE: Thread Killer For Rent (or chocolate) (7/22/2010 6:34:39 PM)
The thread may be dying a slow painful death, but Steven has onehellofapulse!

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