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AquaticSub -> Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 8:56:01 AM)
- Note: This thread is a joke. Those who take it seriously shall only get dancing animals. - I keep seeing these ads for a fancy schmancy new men's razor to solve the, evidently, terrible problem of drag and pull on the hairs while shaving. It got me thinking. Have I ever felt drag and pull while shaving? I realized that I haven't and now I'm confused. I've been shaving my legs since I was in middle school (Ahh, the days when it was "cool' to announce you'd started shaving). I've certainly never felt any drag on my legs but, to be fair, they are just my legs and I would expect the face to be more sensitive. However, I've also been "grooming up" my lady parts for quite some time. I would expect that to be at least as sensitive as the face but I've never had this terrible thing happen there either. So, men, what's the deal? Just how dreadful is this drag and pull thing? Do you experience it while grooming other areas? Are your faces just weak? I really need to know. [:D]

EbonyWood -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:04:41 AM)
I thought Drag and Pull was something you do to your bitch in the bedroom. I have suffered shaving pain for years. There is no cure. Science is working on this but we need more money. Please give generously. Where is my dancing animal?

sirsholly -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:06:47 AM)
quote: Where is my dancing animal? allow me...[image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/toolminis/dancebear.gif[/image]

AquaticSub -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:08:05 AM)
OMG for a second I didn't realize that was the bear's tail and thought holly was showing us cartoon porn. [:D]

sirsholly -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:10:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub OMG for a second I didn't realize that was the bear's tail and thought holly was showing us cartoon porn. [:D] you have a one track mind, Aqua [;)] That's why i like you!!

aprecious1 -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:10:56 AM)
Hahaha you're not the only one! quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub OMG for a second I didn't realize that was the bear's tail and thought holly was showing us cartoon porn. [:D]

EbonyWood -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:14:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub OMG for a second I didn't realize that was the bear's tail and thought holly was showing us cartoon porn. [:D] It's bearly noticeable.

AquaticSub -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:15:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub OMG for a second I didn't realize that was the bear's tail and thought holly was showing us cartoon porn. [:D] you have a one track mind, Aqua [;)] That's why i like you!! Hey... be fair. Sometimes I contemplate the pussiness of men's faces. And then I think about sex some more. [:D] BTW - Ebony, I can't give money to the shaving research fund. All my money goes into the porn research fund. It's a very serious cause. I must make sure all porn is of a certain quality so that kinksters around the world don't suffer the terrible condition of bad porn.

rulemylife -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:17:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub So, men, what's the deal? Just how dreadful is this drag and pull thing? Do you experience it while grooming other areas? Are your faces just weak? I really need to know. [:D] It's godawful when I shave my balls. But now I use Edge with added lubricant. (This endorsement was not funded by the manufacturers of Edge and I am not being paid for this................really.)

AquaticSub -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:18:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub OMG for a second I didn't realize that was the bear's tail and thought holly was showing us cartoon porn. [:D] It's bearly noticeable. Awww.... don't pick on the poor bear's ding-dong just cause you get drag and pull every morning. Just be like the bear and forgo the confines of shaving. Let your hair be free!

EbonyWood -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:22:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub OMG for a second I didn't realize that was the bear's tail and thought holly was showing us cartoon porn. [:D] you have a one track mind, Aqua [;)] That's why i like you!! Hey... be fair. Sometimes I contemplate the pussiness of men's faces. And then I think about sex some more. [:D] BTW - Ebony, I can't give money to the shaving research fund. All my money goes into the porn research fund. It's a very serious cause. I must make sure all porn is of a certain quality so that kinksters around the world don't suffer the terrible condition of bad porn. FLASHBACK: Bad 80's hairy porn. Oh the humanity. We must remain vigilant. No more Bush.

sirsholly -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:30:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub OMG for a second I didn't realize that was the bear's tail and thought holly was showing us cartoon porn. [:D] It's bearly noticeable. [sm=Groaner.gif] Heeey...lookie!!! This guys gobbler thingie could pass for balls!![image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/toolminis/turkydance1.gif[/image]

dreamofthemoon -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:32:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rulemylife quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub So, men, what's the deal? Just how dreadful is this drag and pull thing? Do you experience it while grooming other areas? Are your faces just weak? I really need to know. [:D] It's godawful when I shave my balls. But now I use Edge with added lubricant. (This endorsement was not funded by the manufacturers of Edge and I am not being paid for this................really.) Edge has the lube? [:-] Why didn't you say so? i'm so there. (This comment was not funded by Edge, or anyone remotely associated with him. i haven't met the fellow, even though maybe i secretly wish it were so.)

EbonyWood -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:37:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rulemylife But now I use Edge with added lubricant. (This endorsement was not funded by the manufacturers of Edge and I am not being paid for this................really.) This belongs on the Edge Play thread. EW Anticipating Holly groans.

rulemylife -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 9:40:27 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood FLASHBACK: Bad 80's hairy porn. Oh the humanity. We must remain vigilant. No more Bush. When did bush become so bad? And I'm not talking about Dubya. It used to be shaved was kinky and exciting then it became the norm. Same with girl-on-girl sex. When I was growing up it was hot because it was taboo. Now it's socially acceptable and barely rates a yawn. So I'm all for a return to bush (not the Dubya kind).

sirsholly -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 10:50:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood quote: ORIGINAL: rulemylife But now I use Edge with added lubricant. (This endorsement was not funded by the manufacturers of Edge and I am not being paid for this................really.) This belongs on the Edge Play thread. EW Anticipating Holly groans. [sm=gaah.gif] (fooled ya!)

Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 10:55:28 AM)
Where are you getting these awesome icons Holly? quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/toolminis/turkydance1.gif[/image]

Daddysredhead -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 11:57:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EbonyWood I thought Drag and Pull was something you do to your bitch in the bedroom. This was pretty much all I read until the second go 'round... [8D]

AquaticSub -> RE: Are men's faces pussies? (7/22/2010 12:45:22 PM)
And we would expect nothing less from you, my dear Red. BTW, I still use that line "I'm a giver" on Val. He says CM gals are a bad influence on me... ;-)

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