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Aileen1968 -> OMG (7/22/2010 4:24:17 PM)
All of the men just had their testicles lopped off. Are you sure you have you murses and mampons?

Level -> RE: OMG (7/22/2010 4:28:40 PM)
checks my package

MasterG2kTR -> RE: OMG (7/22/2010 4:51:38 PM)
Have you been dipping into Termy's private stash??

xxblushesxx -> RE: OMG (7/22/2010 4:55:25 PM)
My kitten did last week. He's fine now, but seems to crave chocolate and bad daytime tv...Idk....

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: OMG (7/22/2010 5:17:30 PM)
Lopped off? Pity. Must have been that aluminum tape measure they were using to measure their dicks.

BentUnit -> RE: OMG (7/22/2010 5:47:54 PM)
God Damnit! I'm always late to the party!

WyldHrt -> RE: OMG (7/22/2010 5:53:03 PM)
quote: Lopped off? Pity. Must have been that aluminum tape measure they were using to measure their dicks. Just..... [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

slvemike4u -> RE: OMG (7/22/2010 6:26:55 PM)
I use a yardstick.....no worries about "lopping".

sunshinemiss -> RE: OMG (7/22/2010 6:30:17 PM)
Rocky Mountain Oysters, now on the menu, folks.

AquaticSub -> RE: OMG (7/22/2010 6:52:42 PM)
~Fast Reply~ Am I the only woman who supports the man purse? The more stuff they can carry, the more useful they are! [:D] (Please no one show Val this post... )

NorthernGent -> RE: OMG (7/22/2010 8:21:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 All of the men just had their testicles lopped off. Are you sure you have you murses and mampons? Cock still intact though.....bollocks or no bollocks.....and it's something you women might never come to terms with.......we get to do the rutting. So yeah.....help yourself.....run round hacking furiously at any ball sack you can find....won't change the fact that your sole purpose in life is to exist for our rutting pleasure. Best come to terms with it over a cup of tea or something....should save a lot of heartache further down the line.

sunshinemiss -> RE: OMG (7/22/2010 8:30:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub ~Fast Reply~ Am I the only woman who supports the man purse? The more stuff they can carry, the more useful they are! [:D] (Please no one show Val this post... ) The Korean men ALWAYS carry the purses for the women. Because of that, the purses have become luggage. *Seriously ... they are bigger than the bag I carry my school books in! They are bigger than what I carry my groceries in! They are bigger than I carry my... never you mind...

BossyShoeBitch -> RE: OMG (7/23/2010 7:12:02 AM)
Really? What the hell do they carry in there then? When exactly does it change from purse to luggage?

gashaslave -> RE: OMG (7/23/2010 7:16:27 AM)
fuck u all

sunshinemiss -> RE: OMG (7/23/2010 7:17:35 AM)
Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I have no idea what they have in them. I think they switch from purse to luggage when the handle is no longer a shoulder strap. I have no idea what the heck they keep in there! grrrrrrrrr.

poise -> RE: OMG (7/23/2010 7:21:10 AM)
Hey d**head, get your OWN thread! Or join this one.[:D] edited because I said a naughty word*

Missokyst -> RE: OMG (7/23/2010 7:40:13 AM)
[sm=eeew.gif] Yuck.... I should never walk around barefoot. I hate squishy things between my toes.

BitaTruble -> RE: OMG (7/23/2010 9:35:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen1968 All of the men just had their testicles lopped off. Are you sure you have you murses and mampons? Did someone think to at get video tape.. or, at least, some pics? Link please! [8D]

DarlingSavage -> RE: OMG (7/23/2010 12:25:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise Hey d**head, get your OWN thread! Or join this one.[:D] edited because I said a naughty word* This is an adult website, naughty words are allowed and even encouraged.

Jeffff -> RE: OMG (7/23/2010 5:03:44 PM)
And thank GOD! I can finally cross my legs in comfort. Be a dear and go get me a fuzzy pink drink?

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