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RubberWitch -> Help needed preparing joke image (4/17/2006 2:02:58 PM)
Anyone got any idea where to get a pic of Jesus in a T-shirt? I just want to emblazon the slogan "I got Nailed This weekend" J

Eriayasha -> RE: Help needed preparing joke image (4/17/2006 7:33:48 PM)
www.cafepress.com custom bumper stickers, t-shirts, mugs, etc. Eria

LaMalinche -> RE: Help needed preparing joke image (4/17/2006 8:19:55 PM)
How about: Rejoice! Jesuse has risen! He did not see his shadow, so there will not be another six weeks of Lent! Best, LaMalinche

WyrdRich -> RE: Help needed preparing joke image (4/17/2006 9:25:32 PM)
"Jesus is coming! Look busy!" Or, as Joseph said, "He better be the ONLY Son of God!!!" (I'm going to stop now before I burn in some awful Baptist Hell)

gooddogbenji -> RE: Help needed preparing joke image (4/17/2006 9:41:26 PM)
What's this? (Hold arms outstretched, palms flat towards front, as if crucified) A really shitty way to spend Easter! Of course, it's only funny when you see it done, rather than explained.... And apparently I'm off to the deepest pits of Hell for some comments I made to a friend earlier. See ya down there, Rich! Yours, benji

RubberWitch -> RE: Help needed preparing joke image (4/18/2006 12:42:43 AM)
I've been promised a corner office overlooking the sulpherous lake. J

Dustyn -> RE: Help needed preparing joke image (4/18/2006 12:52:12 AM)
There used to be a christian clothing store her in town that had a t-shirt with christ's face on it with the crown of thorns a la Catholic-style, that said something to the effect of FEAR GOD with 666 on the bottom part of the shirt... only saw it a couple of times and by the time payday came around and I had the spare cash for it, the store was already shut... :(

amaidiamond -> RE: Help needed preparing joke image (4/20/2006 4:11:36 PM)
The classic used in the film "The Crow" Jesus walks into an Inn, hands the inkeeper 3 nails and asks, will you put me up for the night? waits for the lightning

MstrTiger -> RE: Help needed preparing joke image (4/21/2006 5:15:50 AM)
this site has lots of cheap plastic stuff and all of it is exellent the link will take you to the jesus section, they even have a jesus action figure with glowing miracle hands http://www.mcphee.com/categories/christianity.html

RubberWitch -> RE: Help needed preparing joke image (4/21/2006 12:16:53 PM)
Oh why did you never make it to Batastrophy!? J

Moloch -> RE: Help needed preparing joke image (4/21/2006 12:26:55 PM)
Jesus is coming! Hide the porn!

gooddogbenji -> RE: Help needed preparing joke image (4/21/2006 12:28:27 PM)
If any catholic stumbles into this thread, we'll all get a stern talking to and 20 lashings. Me first!!!!!! Yours, benji

RubberWitch -> RE: Help needed preparing joke image (4/21/2006 1:03:19 PM)
Jesus is coming, pass him a tissue "this pretty face is going to hell"

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