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ORIGINAL: IronBear

Many moons ago, at a mate's place, we put the black plastic seat in the dunny down and left the lid up. The seat was liberally smeared with my old stand by weapon.... Vegemite!!!! We removed the light bulb and waited till he ar 2am staggered from the beedroom where he had beem making like a wombat (eats, roots, shoots and leaves) to lay a brick. Perhaps I should mention that he was wearing white budgie smugglers brand new.. After hearing the usual unspeakable noises of loud farting and voluminous grunts, groans and "ahhhhhhhs", we heard him head to the bathroom and scrub his hands cursing about shitting on them when wiping his oversized bum.. He wandered out and head to the fridge for a fresh iced Fosters....... Sure enough, you guessed it. The black imprint of the dunny seat in Vegemite had come from his arse and stained through his new pristine budgie smugglers. the place exploded into hysterical laughter leaving him bemused until he looked in the mirror at his arse..... I always ponder upon this when choosing between Budgie Smugglers and Boxers

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ORIGINAL: delicatelydirty

awww ... invites aqua over for vegemite  [:D]