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VaguelyCurious -> Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 3:21:07 AM)
Inspired by this: quote: ORIGINAL: DarlingSavage quote: ORIGINAL: poise edited because I said a naughty word This is an adult website, naughty words are allowed and even encouraged. I don't know about you, but I personally consider that an invite! :D I think CM needs a place for everyone's creative naughty words/phrases. If you have your own favourite obscenities, post them, and if you see someone else's outburst and think 'heh! that's a gooooooood line' then copy and paste it here! (Of course, this may bomb totally in which case I will be terribly embarrassed, but never mind...) A couple of my favourites to get things moving: Christ on a pogo stick! Well fuck me sideways! My mother's usual expletive: ArseBuggerTitWankFuck! My grandma's usual insult (translated from the Arabic): Your sister's cunt! (I'm not kidding) Her other usual insult (also translated): Your eye deserves to be shoved up her arse! (again, I'm not kidding) There is the condition of angryfuckeritis, which is when it feels like your head/stomach is full of angry fuckers with hammers, which was common among my old school friends. I also love the American fondness for 'motherfucker'-it isn't really used in English English but I love how graphic it is, and it makes up for your apparent lack of the word 'bloody'. [8D] Anybody wish to share?

AquaticSub -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 5:28:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious I also love the American fondness for 'motherfucker'-it isn't really used in English English but I love how graphic it is, and it makes up for your apparent lack of the word 'bloody'. [8D] Anybody wish to share? Hey, some of us say bloody! Of course some of us used to be engaged to sailors and therefore have a deep fondness for profainity. I've been know to scream "Bloody motherfucker". Best of both worlds. [:D] I tend to make them up on the fly. Like "fucking asswhore".

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 5:46:37 AM)
'Asswhore'-I like that. That's a good portmanteau [:D]

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 7:53:27 AM)
My exes mother would say "Hellin' damn-ass!" a lot. Like "Get that hellin' damn-ass cat off the counter!" I like cockweasel (He is such a cockweasel, GRR!), assmonkey, and bitchface. lol

mnottertail -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 7:58:50 AM)
Well, suck me off with a breastpump!!!!

subwaythru -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 8:04:08 AM)
I can never resist offering recipe tips with my irreverent and repulsive blasphemies; here's one of my favorites: Jesus Christ On Toast Points!!

DarlingSavage -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 8:05:09 AM)
Fuck me runnin'! has always been a personal favorite of mine. In general, I just like the word fuck.

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 8:05:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Well, suck me off with a breastpump!!!! C'mere.

subwaythru -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 8:11:26 AM)
Jesus wept, and no wonder.

hlen5 -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 8:15:21 AM)
Not naughty but funny as hell (to me!) - Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!! Since I wouldn't want to hijack - FU and the whore you rode in on!, - Eat your grandmother/mother (in Russian).

subwaythru -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 8:22:06 AM)
I can't believe I am going to share this succulent and precious outburst uttered out of nowhere by my old ex-Gramma-in-law, when she was 78 years old, causing the entire party to fall out of their chairs in convulsive howls: "I wouldn't piss up his ass if his guts were on fire!"

poise -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 10:17:41 AM)
dont mind me....just taking notes [sm=modxiiswatching.gif]

AquaticSub -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 11:00:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subwaythru "I wouldn't piss up his ass if his guts were on fire!" That.... that is amazing. I must remember this. [:D]

ShaharThorne -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 11:49:47 AM)
Fuck you, fucking bitch, fucking pain in the ass... But I say it in German I think Mel picked it up from me...

thornhappy -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 11:52:20 AM)
I thought that was a goat milker you mentioned before... quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Well, suck me off with a breastpump!!!!

kiwisub12 -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 11:57:07 AM)
My personal favourite is "fuck a duck" - and was said once at a party whilst being scened. The respectful quietness of the dungeon was disturbed by bodies hitting the floor, laughing their heads off. People just have no respect! [8\|] [:D] I also like "bugger" and "shit" for day-to-day use.

ShaharThorne -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 12:13:42 PM)
Kimi, I mubbled "fuck a duck, screw a guinea, who's getting any" one night at a pagan party. Next thing I know...I was given some mulled mead...[:D]

Jeffff -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 12:43:13 PM)
Many people are offended by "Jesus Fucking Christ!" So I changed it to, "Jesus Masturbating Christ!" Seems that is even more offensive.....go figure.

VaguelyCurious -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/24/2010 4:06:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: subwaythru I can't believe I am going to share this succulent and precious outburst uttered out of nowhere by my old ex-Gramma-in-law, when she was 78 years old, causing the entire party to fall out of their chairs in convulsive howls: "I wouldn't piss up his ass if his guts were on fire!" Your ex-Gramma-in-law may well have just become my favourite person in the universe. That's beautiful.

favesclava -> RE: Naughty Words Time! (7/27/2010 7:04:59 AM)
my favorite Jesus fucking Christ on a goddammed bicycle.

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