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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 6:44:44 PM   
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I feel that everyone would answer the call, if need be


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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 6:45:18 PM   
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This thread wins the "Funniest Thread Award for the Week 7-18 thru 7-25"


Ditto.!!...came by to see who started this thread.....smh...too funny Level...cracking up here.

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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 6:46:49 PM   
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I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

Kurtz:

The horror.... the horror....

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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 6:50:36 PM   
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Ahhhhhh.


I wanna see threads like this more often.


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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 6:53:45 PM   
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McPoopsalot:

I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

Kurtz:

The horror.... the horror....


You're shirtless and drunken, glistening with sweat, in a hotel room in Asia just waiting for your next orders aren't you, Martin Sheen?


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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 7:02:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yeah, and Charlie is squatting in the bush! Now do you all see why we must be ever vigilant??

*not Charlie Sheen, that'd be too weird*

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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:17:08 PM   
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I KNOW what it's like in the bathroom, unlike the rest of you.

Mornings do not smell like napalm.



Do you have an exit strategy?

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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:19:58 PM   
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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:21:19 PM   
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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:24:21 PM   
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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:42:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		I think most will agree with me, when I say, and I speak from experience that our exploits in the bathroom have become worse and worse since Obama got into office.

I know others will say, that we've been going in and out of various bathrooms for years. and depending on ones age, that you can remember going to the bathroom, possibly back as far as 1913 and the whole creation of the Federal Reserve thing.

While it may be true that depending on age, or research some have varying knowledge of bathroom battles going back farther than, the point is that as I've grown older my experience in the field, has only grown more grotesque, and the victories harder won, and a final victory seems impossible. It's like battles in the bathroom are an integral part of the human condition.

Some would accept this as a simple fact, however, when Reagan was president, we did have lavatory conflicts, though I don't remember them taking as long or being so messy. Now, we have Obama, the shit is flying, and becoming hard to contain, no matter how hard on try to keep the lid on things, or flush the evidence to save face.

In conclusion the answer to ending this senseless war, that wastes countless hours of human life every single day, is to elect a more conservative president, as if Reagan improved the situation, and Obama worsened it, it would seem self-evident that a Strong Conservative is the only one with a chance of ending this conflict.

Or I guess we can continue paying untold billions on designing systems to flush away all the horrifying evidence, my guess is that is what Obama will continue to do, instead of actually trying to defeat this menace to us all.



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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:44:17 PM   
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way to rain on a fun thread....go kick kittens elsewhere eh?

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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:47:05 PM   
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Indeed, Julia.

I think I'm going to have a bake sale... oat bran muffins should do nicely... and raise money to support the poop troops who have answered the call. 

*wonders what color the magnetic ribbon should be that I place on the back of my car, showing my support, should be...  dark brown maybe?*


with oat flakes incorporated into the design

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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:49:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		I got a look at the shit you have been dropping and they are all symetrical contrary to your ass-ertations...The only bathroom you have ever been in is in your moms basement...You are not fooling anyone with this crap

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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:51:14 PM   
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hat you can remember going to the bathroom, possibly back as far as 1913 and the whole creation of the Federal Reserve thing.

While it may be true that depending on age, or research some have varying knowledge of bathroom battles going back farther than, the point is that as I've grown older my experience in the field, has only grown more grotesque, and the victories harder won, and a final victory seems impossible. It's like battles in the bathroom are an integral part of the human condition.


The "bathroom" is an innovation in technology, like a stealth fighter craft. Before, there were "waterclosets" and before that "outhouses", and even before that there were literal "fields of glory". In fact, outhouses were prevalent until WWII, and then "bathrooms"became ubiquitous thereafter.

edited to add...our troops still have to be taught hand-tree-combat skills, as well as emergency pull-over-and-pull-it-out strategies

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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:51:57 PM   
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Yeah, and Charlie is squatting in the bush! Now do you all see why we must be ever vigilant??

*not Charlie Sheen, that'd be too weird*


Where else should any of the Sheens squat, if not for the bush? Isn't that the most appropriate place for them to squat in?


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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:52:30 PM   
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groans

way to rain on a fun thread....go kick kittens elsewhere eh?

Well, if he's gonna spew a bunch of shit....

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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:54:34 PM   
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groans

way to rain on a fun thread....go kick kittens elsewhere eh?


At first I supposed it was supposed to be funny, then my brain froze when I saw the words skimmed across 'Reagan' and 'senseless war'.

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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:55:50 PM   
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If we were to make a movie about your experiences in the bathroom (a la Apocolypse Now or Full Metal Jacket), what would the title be?

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RE: Back from the bathroom for a short time, ready to a... - 7/24/2010 8:56:56 PM   
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groans

way to rain on a fun thread....go kick kittens elsewhere eh?


Well, I thought it was funny, it pretty well, mimics most threads, but in relation to taking a shit.

Thanks, for the positive vibes... block me.

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