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RE: slaping that ass - 7/26/2010 7:58:27 PM

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who is this 'you' the OP refers to?

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/26/2010 8:24:11 PM

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ORIGINAL: nobunk

i would love to tturn you over my knee and give you a good hand spanking. turn that nice ass from lilly white to blistering pink.
i would be rubing it all the wile feeling your wetness. oh yea
tell me your views on this, i want to know. ...Ron

Fat chance. First of all, You'd have to ask Daddy & He wouldn't let You...and I wouldn't let You either. Secondly, I could spell better in first grade than You do now.

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I want to know if that is your purse behind you in the picture. If it is, it doesn't match your outfit.

Dude, seriously... your newness is showing and although that isn't a bad thing, you aren't doing yourself any good with wankfest stuff. Did you hope that people would get so wet with the thought of it they wouldn't notice the purse and jump right into your lap? Or was it the attention and thought of it that got you wet? I wonder how wet the owner of that purse would get reading it.

She'd probably feel something like this.........

I would anyway.

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/26/2010 9:05:08 PM

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you forgot the

emotis

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/26/2010 9:08:13 PM

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ooohhhhh, nice notion WBS - and think of the fun making sure that ALL the bubbles are popped!

That does sound like it could be fun. I wonder how long it would take a single tail to work through the bubbles and start hitting skin?

Depends on how much force is used with it. Also, single tail hit can break skin without putting a hole or tear through the bubble wrap.

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 1:17:45 AM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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who is this 'you' the OP refers to?

well, in the cyber fantasy world there is this woman - she has a huge bubble butt, ten inch waist and 40 inch tits, she's called Pandora or Porsha with legs that go on forever, she can take a cock in all the way to her tummy button and her hair colour changes automatically, depending on whether you like blondes, brunettes or redheads. oh and she orgasms the minute you look at her.

i expect she's rather busy at the moment, which is why she hasnt responded yet.

i thought you knew that -

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 2:48:35 AM

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well, in the cyber fantasy world there is this woman - she has a huge bubble butt, ten inch waist and 40 inch tits, she's called Pandora or Porsha with legs that go on forever, she can take a cock in all the way to her tummy button and her hair colour changes automatically, depending on whether you like blondes, brunettes or redheads. oh and she orgasms the minute you look at her.

i expect she's rather busy at the moment, which is why she hasnt responded yet.

i thought you knew that -

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 3:38:50 AM

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who is this 'you' the OP refers to?

oh and she orgasms the minute you look at her.

See, I thought you were being sarcastic until I saw this.

This is SO possible.

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 4:29:57 AM

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Is it my turn yet?

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 5:05:46 AM

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oh

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 5:13:13 AM

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Just because you have a keyboard, it doesn't mean that you should use it.

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 5:19:20 AM

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ORIGINAL: lally2

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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who is this 'you' the OP refers to?

well, in the cyber fantasy world there is this woman - she has a huge bubble butt, ten inch waist and 40 inch tits, she's called Pandora or Porsha with legs that go on forever, she can take a cock in all the way to her tummy button and her hair colour changes automatically, depending on whether you like blondes, brunettes or redheads. oh and she orgasms the minute you look at her.

i expect she's rather busy at the moment, which is why she hasnt responded yet.

i thought you knew that -

silly me! I was having a blonde (or was a brunette? redhead?) moment.. I should be punished.

*snort*

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 5:36:12 AM

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i am new at this. im geting more than roasted here. youall seem to find more flaws in blog writing than a retarded sports writer.
no puns attened for the mentaly inpaired. but i think some of you just need your ass jamed with a big stick and put in the freezer to chill, like a popcicle

Dude, you are the one who walked into a room of strangers and told us your lil fantasy without so much as a "how do you do"? And now you are irritated that we called you on your dismal behavior?

Oh woe is you.

I'm re-posting Julia's response to you. She said it, so I had no need to. Maybe where you live it is quite the norm to go up to a bunch of women with husbands, boyfriends, partners, girlfriends, lovers, etc. and tell them you want their bare ass under your hand, but it sure isn't the norm anywhere *I've* been. Most of us consider it rude. And some of us find it icky. (I'm choosing to not use a more accurate word here out of respect for the moderators and not really wanting *another* pretty gold bordered love note).

Now, you can get pissy and throw a fit cause the girls didn't fall at your feet or you can man up and learn that even slutty women have standards. And that, bud, is no bunk.

Good luck,
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I hope you find what you seek, but you may want to rethink your approach...perhaps you have decided to not read the rest of these responses, but if you read mine perhaps you will find it informative as to the feedback you have thus far received.

I see you found your way to the "Introduce Yourself" forum, this is where you place ads for what you seek. If no one responded from there, it is not proper etiquette to delve into that in the rest of the forums. If you have specific question about submissives and what they enjoy about spanking, etc, that is one thing, but to couch it the way you did reads like you are propositioning every submissive on the board, which is considered rude, especially since some of us are taken.

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 5:44:39 AM

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i am new at this.

Obviously.

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im geting more than roasted here.

You asked for opinions. You got them. That you don't like what you got is a direct result of what you put out there for others to view. Take responsibility for your own culpability.

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youall seem to find more flaws in blog writing than a retarded sports writer.

The fault lies with the author, not the reader.

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no puns attened for the mentaly inpaired. but i think some of you just need your ass jamed with a big stick and put in the freezer to chill, like a popcicle

You first.

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 5:46:53 AM

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i am new at this. im geting more than roasted here. youall seem to find more flaws in blog writing than a retarded sports writer.
no puns attened for the mentaly inpaired. but i think some of you just need your ass jamed with a big stick and put in the freezer to chill, like a popcicle

Fella, you're breaking etiquette right and left. As sunny pointed out, you walked in and posted a wank fasntasy in hopes of luring women. An it was so badly done that it was an insult to the ladies that they could get aroused by it. Now you're throwing out simple insults. You're far away from meeting your ideal spankee that way.

I had previously stated that the written word is not your best form of communication, and recommended that you get out and MEET people. Away from the computer. You haven't done anything in the above post to make me change that recommendation.

Either spend a little time learning what is accepted behavior here, or else expect to be laughed at more. Your choice.

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 5:59:12 AM

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 6:01:31 AM

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Yes, schlepping that ass.................

I'm just not gonna do anymore on this today.
Fraught with the stuff that scarcastic and witty and biting dreams are made of, it is.

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 6:02:50 AM

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OP,

May I suggest you have a look at this thread http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=3300928 I have a feeling you may find some helpful links within.

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 11:59:42 AM

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What does it say about a man who comes in and talks of a sexual fantasy he has most likely never had in real life and then gets angry when the results of his public exposure isn't what he thinks it will be? I can understand someone getting teased for something being upset if that something isn't an introduction done by sexual fantasy gone wrong.

Just because a guy flashing gets turned on by flashing himself, doesn't mean he is going to know the response of those he flashes. Some might scream, some might run, some might just kick his ass. So the damn bitche(s) kick his ass and he gets angry because what was meant to turn him on and hopefully turn everyone else on so someone might climb on his lap, turns into an embarrassment he must get angry over, that calls for a stick shoved up their ass and the freezer punishment.

Sounds like his lady friend isn't the only one with something being forced upon her non consensually, just as we were when he flashed his personality behind that wank fantasy. Clueless men that don't get women enough to conduct themselves within some reason, get offended because they offend and then go out into the world blaming those bitches. Rather than learn something, they have to point a finger of blame toward the bitches rather than look in the mirror and see their own behavior.

Some dom.

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 12:02:25 PM

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I like spanking but not blistering ;o

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RE: slaping that ass - 7/27/2010 12:02:29 PM

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maybe it says some girl is going to give him a blowjob tonight to 'fix' him, because she's a nurturer?

was I close?

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