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SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 9:04:29 PM)
WOW I really feel tall now. At 4'8" Its usually bellybuttons I see

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 9:06:51 PM)
SavageFaerie, I think your picture is sweet and I wouldn't change it. Obviously, like Ron (mnottertail) says, there's apparently a drought in the "pussy" department nationwide, so the writer was probably just delusional. Once it starts raining cats and dogs all over the country, as it has been here where I live, there will be enough pussy to go around and enough dogs humping our legs to keep us entertained for a while. [;)] ~ Red

SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 9:11:53 PM)
LOL I actually got a kick out of it and replied to the person and said glad I could share LOL I get alot of comments on "Bob" the cat but never quite put like that. :) And where I am its been raining cats, dogs, ponies and lil piggies. Pretty soon I will have the farm I always dreamed off............underwater

Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 9:16:31 PM)
Great... now I'm gonna have to share my computer with my cats, 'cause they've just discovered the resident CM pussy. Doesn't matter if the pussy's name is "Bob." Buddy's gay, and I think Shadow and Junior are bi-curious.

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 9:19:26 PM)
quote: But keep the ideas flowing........this is just like Menlo Park out here tonight. The lunatics have taken over the asylum... Nothing like a bunch of sex-starved, hormonally charged, kinky people who know how to use whips, knives, and other various "objets d'art" out roaming the internet, completely unsupervised... Wait, that sounds kinda hot... Hello, kinky person! I'm over here! Hello!... lol

SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 9:20:27 PM)
I think Bob is gay too, I guess we wont be expecting any CM litters soon. Which definetly adds to the lack thereof around here.

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 9:24:57 PM)
gasps Who'da thunk it? CollarMe is running rampant with gay pussy!!! [sm=lol.gif]

missgiveNTake -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 9:31:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead gasps Who'da thunk it? CollarMe is running rampant with gay pussy!!! [sm=lol.gif] LMFAO Way too Funny!

SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 9:36:58 PM)
Wait till Benji the resident puppy hears this. There will be wet spots all over CM with him marking his territory

LaMalinche -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/5/2006 11:07:42 PM)
I want to complain that my roommate called me at work to tell me that he ate all the chocolate syrup, and I did not even know that we had chocolate syrup, and now I am craving chocolate syrup. Freakin roomies!

LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/6/2006 3:49:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead gasps Who'da thunk it? CollarMe is running rampant with gay pussy!!! [sm=lol.gif] WoooooooooooooHooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] It's gonna be a very good day.........................

Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/6/2006 4:57:10 AM)
OK, it's a new day, and I have to take Shadow to the vet in a minute. But first, I wanna complain that, according to Harry, yesterday was his birthday and we didn't have a spanking line.

angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/6/2006 6:13:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Stick Hod Rod Hearts by Robbie Dupree on the iPod, clip it in his ears and do him in the backseat.............. Young love, born in a backseat; two hearts; pound out a back beat; bad boy; knows where to find her; cheek to cheek; sweatshirt to sweater....... That will be a calgon take me away moment for you both. I want to complain that I feel cheap now.....pimpin' for everyone but myself these days.......... Nice idea Ron, but this is a pimp mobile that he is designing and we can't have any unusual stains on the upholstery. The exterior is navy/midnight blue with white trim and the interior is (wait for it) white fur and tan snake skin! He is thinking of wording the for sale ad "Pimps and Big Daddies I have your car!"

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/6/2006 6:43:08 AM)
A pimp mobile? Unusual stains? Can anybody spell oxymoron? What would you expect in the back of a pimpmobile? I am truely flummoxed. LOLOLOL, (christ, I have GOT to get a life......)

leakylee -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/6/2006 6:51:19 AM)
Using fast reply. I just want to complain in general. I have been awake all night working on unpackin all that dumb stuff in this house. I finally got my sorry self, all of the sorry self, out of PA. I also want to complain that I am in a really silly and possilby dangerous punchy mood. I think I may end having my own 'tard fest'. lala happy day lee

angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/6/2006 8:42:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail A pimp mobile? Unusual stains? Can anybody spell oxymoron? What would you expect in the back of a pimpmobile? I am truely flummoxed. LOLOLOL, (christ, I have GOT to get a life......) No one wants to buy a pimp mobile pre-stained!

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/6/2006 3:45:09 PM)
Thwap! Thwap! Order! Order! OK, nightly roll call folks, who isn't getting in or giving out any pussy tonight? Signify by saying Aye or Nay.

missturbation -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/6/2006 3:56:55 PM)
I wanna complain that mnottertail hasnt flirted with me in ages sob

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/6/2006 4:03:33 PM)
Rub your little heinie about the screen for me love, it is what I want right now, then be a good chippie and pick some flowers for yer after........... XO. Ron

missturbation -> RE: All complaints go here! (7/6/2006 4:09:41 PM)
Pick my own flowers? Very well .........runs to florist and picks a dozen red roses, some lillies and orchids and sends bill to mnottertail

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