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gentlethistle -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 2:09:39 PM)

I wish to protest that there are not enough hours in the day.  The 24 hour day clearly has a design fault...particularly with regard to the amount that gets wasted on sleeping and working.  There is never enough time to get done the things that other people want me to do, let alone the things that I'd like to.  Days.  Hopelessly flawed as an invention.  Don't know that they'd even be long enough if you doubled them.

Laura



Gauge -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 2:22:51 PM)

I am sick of the complaining about people complaining that have no complaints. If they would stop complaining and start really complaining about something that they have a complaint about, then they wouldn't get complained about. So, I think that I have a complaint about those that do have complaints but say they don't and then complain anyway. Complaining just for the sake of complaining is something to complain about. If someone wishes to lodge a serious complaint they must first check in their complaint at the front desk and we will get all of your billing information. There will be no complaining about lodging a complaint because the cost is very cheap and the service is outstanding. I only have a few rooms to accomodate complaints so it is first complaint come, first complaint served. Additionally, all those with silly complaints about those others that are complaining have nothing to complain about. Without those complainers you would be sitting there picking lint from your belly button and complaining about that. This, not only, is a complaint but a complaint about complaints. And it is also complaining about complainers that have lame complaints and those that complain about the lame complainers. Complaining about the complainers that complain about those that complain about lame complaints will not be tolerated and you will be asked to file a complaint elsewhere. You can lodge a complaint with me but that costs money. So, to sum this up, this is a complaint thread. Complaining on a complaint thread is nothing to complain about. Complaining about complaints on a complaint thread is useless and if you complain about it I am sure others will complain also.

I want to complain that my fingers are tired after typing this... but if I do, then is that a lame complaint or a legitimate complaint? I guess I will just have to wait and see who complains about me complaining about my complaint.



brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 2:32:25 PM)

lol gauge this is after all the complaint department so i want to complain that gauge is once again complaining and took me five minutes to read his complaint



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 3:41:49 PM)

I want to complain that I was complained about in my absence.  Have I no pride to insult????  No, not really.  Okay, thanks for clearing that up.  No worries.  Hey, I don't think you've met Bill yet.  Bill, this is Tom.  He's the Wednesday guy, whenever benji runs out of meds.  Oh, cool!  Nice to meet you Tom!  Anyway, I gotta run - this small mind gets crowded with 3 of us around.  Take it easy!  Nice meeting you!  He's a good guy, takes care of stuff while you're not around.  Oh.  Right.  We have an audience.  Sorry about that, what was I saying? 

No matter, I think I was done anyway.

Yours,


benji



Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 4:15:31 PM)

I wish to complain that, between Gauge's post and benji's, I'm completely confused, and my brain hurts.



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 4:19:36 PM)

I want to complain that Denise doesn't speak english, obviously.

It should have read Gauge's and benji's post, not Gauge's post and benji's.  Brain hurting is no excuse for grade 2 grammar.  Can someone do something about this?

Yours,


benji



keme -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 4:24:28 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Ladies and Gentlemen, Masters, Mistresses, True Masters, True Mistresses, Subs, slaves, true subs, true slaves, Switches, and the undefineable,

After starting to read a whole whack of threads bitching and complaining about certain things, I have taken it upon myself to create a thread devoted ENTIRELY to bitching, complaining, whining, ranting, and, of course, people who post 1400 lines, but aren't ranting.

Here's the deal.  And Mods, please help out here...  (If they do, wow)

Anyone who decides to complain about:

- Fakes
- People not answering their messages
- Rudeness in the Forums
- Definitions not being followed
- Spelling
- No limits
- Newbies
- One true wayers
- How someone else can't do something, it is wrong/dangerous/immoral etc

And anything else, really, will either post in this thread or kindly be asked to do so.  The Mods will move any and all griping to this thread.  We warn you twice, then you get banished from CM, BDSM communities in real life, and your toys will be confiscated.

People, please do use this.  Others will be able to read it just as easily, it will appear on the scroller just as much, but we will not create a new thread every time someone decides go beat one of those dead horses.

Yours,


benji

PS: I give it a lifespan of no more than a page, if that.  Then we'll be back to every gripe for itself.


*giggles* only complaint I have thus far is that benji marking all over the place *laughs and winks~



brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 4:51:54 PM)

lol i want to complain about benjis three personalities  is confusing a girl and my other complaint ya knew thered be two lol is my comp is old an wont let me go to chatrooms

an now i complain cause of his personalities i cant spell right



GoddessDustyGold -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 4:56:54 PM)

I have two complaints, and I am going to make both of them right here.  YES, I AM!
Nobody told Me that this complaint thread got going again, and I am the World Ruler.  I should have been notified immediately upon the new posting of complaints.  I am a busy person, and I simply cannot do everything all by Myself.  What is wrong with you people????
My second complaint:
 
quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

I only have a few rooms to accomodate complaints so it is first complaint come, first complaint served.


is about the sad lack of rooms for complaints.  Gauge states clearly he has only a few rooms and the reason is  (shhhh...this is supposed to be a secret, but, as the ruler of the world, I know all things!) that he is giving away all his rooms at a reduced rate to the random acts of kindness.  This is just wrong!



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 5:02:04 PM)

I want to complain that the ruler of the world, GoddessDusty knows all, and yet expects us mere mortals to inform her that a thread has been revived.  I mean, seriously, it's not like we were hiding it!  'scuse me a second....  What?  we were hiding it?  Oh, shit.  And I had to let the cat out of the bag, eh?  Oh well......

Yours,


benji



brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 5:06:21 PM)

i now want to complain benji is posting again and i dont know which personality it is speaking lol second complaint is why wasnt a girl informed of having a ruler of the world geesh i get left out of all



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 5:11:23 PM)

I want to complain that brat obviously did not read the whole thread.  I think I may have bestowed that title upon our Goddess of Dust 'n Cold  ( I think that was her name) 

I also want to complain about the dust and the cold.  Why will no one take care of these issues????!!!

Yours,


benji



brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 5:13:55 PM)

i want to complain that benji is complaining about me when i am only living up to my name..........................
ahhh a brats job is never done.....................

sweeps the floor on her way out the cold not my job to care for lol
now i want to complain my nails are to long an not getting the keys on my keyboard



brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 8:00:35 PM)

i want to complain i just reach kinky i thought i hit that when i was in my teens lol



Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 8:08:48 PM)

quote:

I want to complain that Denise doesn't speak english, obviously.

It should have read Gauge's and benji's post, not Gauge's post and benji's.  Brain hurting is no excuse for grade 2 grammar.  Can someone do something about this?


I wish to complain about benji's attempt at becoming Resident Grammar Nazi.  It should be "Gauge's and benji's posts," not post.  More than one post makes it plural.  However, the original statement, as written, was perfectly acceptable.
 
Now where's that muzzle?



brattysub4 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 8:13:58 PM)

lol evan yes i  too want to complain about benji's grammer correction i say we take and form a line of those who wish to correct him lol



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 8:32:13 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce

I wish to complain that, between Gauge's post and benji's, I'm completely confused, and my brain hurts.



quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce

I wish to complain that, between Gauge's and benji's post, I'm completely confused, and my brain hurts.



Between Gauge's [post(singular)] and benji's post (singular)

I wish to complain that I'm being accused of being wrong, when I am never wrong, except about never being wrong.  But in this case, I am not wrong.

Yours,


benji



SweetSarijane -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 8:52:23 PM)

I wanna complain that this has gone on for 18 pages and I haven't complained yet and all the reading of the complaints has got my eyes rolling in their sockets and my brain having cramps and my sides hurting from laughing so damn much.



Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 8:56:06 PM)

quote:


quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce

I wish to complain that, between Gauge's post and benji's, I'm completely confused, and my brain hurts.




quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce

I wish to complain that, between Gauge's and benji's post, I'm completely confused, and my brain hurts.




Between Gauge's [post(singular)] and benji's post (singular)

I wish to complain that I'm being accused of being wrong, when I am never wrong, except about never being wrong.  But in this case, I am not wrong.


Sorry, luv, but yes, you are.  In the original post, "...between Gauge's post and benji's..." the word "post" may be inferred as following "benji's."  It also indicates two separate and individual posts, thus the singular usage, which was correct in the original. 
 
However, in the subsequent, erroneous correction, "...between Gauge's and benji's post..." the grammar indicates a single post which belongs to both Gauge and benji, rather than two separate posts, one belonging to each of them.  This cannot possibly be gramatically correct, because there cannot be a "between" where there is only a singular object or thought.
 
I may not always be right, and I'll be the first to admit when I'm wrong.  But in this instance, I am not wrong.



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/7/2006 9:07:54 PM)

See, I just like pissing people off, but it's not fun when they actually know what they're talking about.   Can I complain about that?  AND about you not complaining.

Yours,


benji



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