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keme -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 10:54:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BreakMeShakeMe See ... I told you...lmao Complaint #2.... Cerckl didn't thank me for his turkish coffee.... (asshole) lmao ponders I thought he did... omg that was sooooooooooo many posts ago

keme -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 10:56:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BreakMeShakeMe I wanna complain that Riot hasn't been complaining lately.... Love her rants...LOL meeeeee toooooo... and she lives not too far from me... maybe she will send some of that energy my way...lol

keme -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:02:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 I want to complain that I dont feel good this evening, and I need some TLC. hugs and pets and wraps cuddle in a soft blankie wiff my fluffy duckie (and I never lon him out)

keme -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:04:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge I am sick of the complaining about people complaining that have no complaints. If they would stop complaining and start really complaining about something that they have a complaint about, then they wouldn't get complained about. So, I think that I have a complaint about those that do have complaints but say they don't and then complain anyway. Complaining just for the sake of complaining is something to complain about. If someone wishes to lodge a serious complaint they must first check in their complaint at the front desk and we will get all of your billing information. There will be no complaining about lodging a complaint because the cost is very cheap and the service is outstanding. I only have a few rooms to accomodate complaints so it is first complaint come, first complaint served. Additionally, all those with silly complaints about those others that are complaining have nothing to complain about. Without those complainers you would be sitting there picking lint from your belly button and complaining about that. This, not only, is a complaint but a complaint about complaints. And it is also complaining about complainers that have lame complaints and those that complain about the lame complainers. Complaining about the complainers that complain about those that complain about lame complaints will not be tolerated and you will be asked to file a complaint elsewhere. You can lodge a complaint with me but that costs money. So, to sum this up, this is a complaint thread. Complaining on a complaint thread is nothing to complain about. Complaining about complaints on a complaint thread is useless and if you complain about it I am sure others will complain also. I want to complain that my fingers are tired after typing this... but if I do, then is that a lame complaint or a legitimate complaint? I guess I will just have to wait and see who complains about me complaining about my complaint. looks wide eyed at Gauge and the shoots myself in the foot so I can be crippled and brain fried at the same time

keme -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:08:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane I wanna complain that this has gone on for 18 pages and I haven't complained yet and all the reading of the complaints has got my eyes rolling in their sockets and my brain having cramps and my sides hurting from laughing so damn much. you go jane... my eyes hurt too... and I almost piddled once...lol... and Gauge fried my brain. lol

keme -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:15:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BreakMeShakeMe lmao......... can I complain that bratty just caused me to spew coffee on laptop...that just got cleaned from spewing from anther thread...and that i'm laughing so hard.. i have no comback on her complaint?....[:D][:D] buys BreakMe a waterproof shield for puter screen and keyboard Just call Riot over to help you clean your keyboard before you leave it on for any amount of time...lol

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:29:19 AM)
lmao.... complaining that keme is behind on complaints and deciding to catch up all of a sudden....

OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:31:58 AM)
Heh!!! [:D] A girl has to find entertainment somewhere....at least for 15 minutes. [8D] quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail A bi-furicated complaint ensues from all this miasma. Since OhBeMyMind obviously knows what a blowjob is for, she should have posted it immediately, rather than add to already mounting tensions. ~snip~ Ron

LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:32:25 AM)
complaining that I actually have to work sometimes and miss out on all this mind numbing fun

angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:36:36 AM)
I want to complain that I am at work and bored out of my skull. We have had very few cars come in today to be serviced and those that have come in are owned by cheap motherfuckers who don't desreve their vehicles. Don't want to pay $110 for a trans flush? Too expensive? Bet you will wish you spent that little when you have to spend a couple of grand to replace the transmission!!!!!!!! Funny thing, the lady last week who refused the brake work on her 'Exploder' just got into an accident at the corner in front of the shop! Major body damage and she still needs brakes!

BreakMeShakeMe -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:39:35 AM)
lmao angel..... so tragic... but still funny

angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:42:18 AM)
Yeah...the guys were outside just laughing their asses off! The lady needed pads, rotors, and calipers but only wanted to pay for the pads. We refused to do just that because the vehicle would be unsafe. Sometimes you just want to scream, "I told you so!"

LaTigresse -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:45:14 AM)
wellllllll I can complain that the mechanic wants almost $500 to replace some damn catalitic converter sensor thingy (I think) that changes nothing about how the car runs but only makes the stupid check engine light come on.

angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:51:15 AM)
Actually Tiger Lady, a bad oxygen sensor can do a hell of a lot of damage to your exhaust sytem and completely fry your catalytic convertor. Also if you have emission testing in your area you will automatically fail if your check engine light is on. I want to complain that I actually know about this kind of crap and I don't even have a penis! (Not even one to play with at the moment....I miss my Master!) edited to add email me on the other side and let me know the year make and model of your vehicle and I will let you know if they are trying to fleece you.

gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:55:21 AM)
I want to complain that I do have a penis to play with, but I don't need to ask permission. How do I find a Mistress? Yours, benji

OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 11:57:22 AM)
I want to complain that imagining you actually saying all of that turned me on. quote: ORIGINAL: angelface183 Actually Tiger Lady, a bad oxygen sensor can do a hell of a lot of damage to your exhaust sytem and completely fry your catalytic convertor. Also if you have emission testing in your area you will automatically fail if your check engine light is on. ~snip~

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 12:01:11 PM)
I want to complain that you are all turned on OBMM, and angel wants to eat some pussy on another thread and if you guys would stop complaining and start making the beast we could deal with the real complaints around here. Wake up! Ron

OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 12:09:16 PM)
I wanna complain that mnottertail used the term " making the beast" yet failed to explain what it means while I am turned on.

angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 12:12:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind I wanna complain that mnottertail used the term " making the beast" yet failed to explain what it means while I am turned on. I believe that it was Shakespeare who referred to lovemaking as creating the beast with two backs....

OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/8/2006 12:15:17 PM)
In that case I want to complain that mnottertail is complaining in riddles. quote: ORIGINAL: angelface183 quote: ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind I wanna complain that mnottertail used the term " making the beast" yet failed to explain what it means while I am turned on. I believe that it was Shakespeare who referred to lovemaking as creating the beast with two backs....

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