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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 2:32:08 PM

brattysub4

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now now cerckl behave after all they are an ex for a reason sometimes better to bite the lip just dont do it so hard it bleeds
i want to complain that i trully havent complained nearly as much today as i usually do i feel thats just so wrong
i also want to complain that i am so bored out my mind my mind left and went on vacation without me

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 2:35:33 PM

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...but I don't want to be the adult!!! Stomping my feet and then throwing myself on the floor and holding my breath...

C

(ok, not really, I have trouble trying to throw a tantrum and keeping a straight face, but it sounded funny)

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 2:39:53 PM

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I want to complain that your statements of biting lips and such reminded me once again of that picture that OhBe put up of them girls fighting which caused me instantaneous erectile dysfunction so now I have to go to the doctor and get some of that there Veegra stuff to get my turgidity back which is making the both of you a couple ball busting whores in my book right now, nice MacGuffies notwithstanding.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 2:40:32 PM

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lol cerckl if you do such a tantrum take pics i so wanna see it lol
i wanna complain i havent been nearly as bratty today or out of control since you brought up tantrums none thrown in days with my name thats jus so wrong no one has brought it out of me yet

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 2:42:39 PM

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i wanna complain that mno has been quiet most the day
and can i say lmao mno thats all needed to be said

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 2:45:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: CERCKL

I want to complain that once again I got into it with my ex...and I don't start it; hell, one of these days instead of biting my lip, I'll 'express' myself <grin>

C

Yes, Cerckl, and when you do, remember to join hands - or at the very least, sit in chairs, facing each other. And when you speak, remember to use the personal "I" to start expressing yourself, instead of the defensive-mode inducing "You." That would be much too harsh and indelicate of you, even if you are an asshole. (LOL)

OK, let's try this together just for practice... Don't say things like "You make me crazy, you ______" ( insert whatever phrase you like here). No, no, no... that would be insensitive of you. Instead use the personal "I," ok? Here we go... "I know that you are insane, I know that you are a whacked out freak who jerks my chain and pisses me off, etc., etc."

See? Doesn't that just feel better? And so much less insulting than a personal attack or starting off a rant with the word "You."

Despite being a natural redhead with green eyes and a flaming hot temper at times, I feel that my sensitvity training has really done wonders for me. Daddy would be so proud... LMAO

~ Red

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 2:50:23 PM

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Hey, don't forget the rephrasing of sentences too...such as when something is stated then replying "So what you're saying is that you think I am an insensitive prick who is personally responsible for all the evils of humanity from the fall of Adam to the genocide in Somalia. Did I understand you correctly?" of course, I could just do the infamous "We'll talk about this later when you've had an opportunity to calm down a bit and we can talk about this logically." that ALWAYS goes over well...

C

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 2:53:12 PM

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Ahh, yes. Now you have it. Were you in the class with me? Had I known it was you, I would've said "hi." hee, hee, hee...

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 2:54:42 PM

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quote:

Daddysredhead said:

quote:

ORIGINAL: CERCKL

I want to complain that once again I got into it with my ex...and I don't start it; hell, one of these days instead of biting my lip, I'll 'express' myself <grin>

C

Yes, Cerckl, and when you do, remember to join hands - or at the very least, sit in chairs, facing each other. And when you speak, remember to use the personal "I" to start expressing yourself, instead of the defensive-mode inducing "You." That would be much too harsh and indelicate of you, even if you are an asshole. (LOL)

OK, let's try this together just for practice... Don't say things like "You make me crazy, you ______" ( insert whatever phrase you like here). No, no, no... that would be insensitive of you. Instead use the personal "I," ok? Here we go... "I know that you are insane, I know that you are a whacked out freak who jerks my chain and pisses me off, etc., etc."

See? Doesn't that just feel better? And so much less insulting than a personal attack or starting off a rant with the word "You."

Despite being a natural redhead with green eyes and a flaming hot temper at times, I feel that my sensitvity training has really done wonders for me. Daddy would be so proud... LMAO

~ Red

Ohhh someone paid attention in her anger management classes! I always thought you learned to substitute "I...feel....when...you...." statements for those accusatory "YOU" statements. Instead of "you nasty whoring bitch!" you learn to say "I feel bad WHEN YOU do the entire Green Bay defensive line in our vacation home in a weekend."

And the problem with holding hands or sitting opposite is the restraining order won't let that happen.

non-confrontationally yours,

E.

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
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Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 2:56:10 PM

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CERKL,
I can feel that kinda tough love buddy!

Tuco (from A fistful of dollars):
When you gotta shoot, shoot......don't talk.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 2:58:33 PM

brattysub4

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rolling on the floor laughing here omg lol
and so dont forget while conversing that you sit on your hands so that when she says that your insentive prick your one hand doesnt want to meet her eye lol
i wanna complain i cant stop laughing here

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 3:01:19 PM

Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: CERCKL

AND I AM TOO AN ASSHOLE, I HAVE REFERENCES!!!

Cerckl... I truly believe that you are an asshole, I really do, despite what others may say behind your back. In order to give your references a more authentic, genuine article kind of feel, would you like me to notarize them? I'm not a notary in Oregon, but the embossed seal would just look so pretty, don't you think? (Just scratch out that pesky Commonwealth of Virginia nonsense at the top. Most people would'nt even notice.)

*giggles*

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 3:02:15 PM

CERCKL

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I want to complain that I am sitting here watching myself hijacking this thread and I'm not talking about monkeys but rather ex's...so I'll just go off and start a new thread so Nyaaah!

C

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 3:04:07 PM

CERCKL

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Cool; ya mean I could have NOTARIZED references??? Man, I'll have to change my signature, hell, I'm so excited I either had a kundalini awakening or I just pissed myself.

C

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 3:17:01 PM

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CERCKL said: Hey, don't forget the rephrasing of sentences too...such as when something is stated then replying "So what you're saying is that you think I am an insensitive prick who is personally responsible for all the evils of humanity from the fall of Adam to the genocide in Somalia. Did I understand you correctly?" of course, I could just do the infamous "We'll talk about this later when you've had an opportunity to calm down a bit and we can talk about this logically." that ALWAYS goes over well...

C

I find that "We'll talk about this when you are sober" or "We'll talk about this when you are less hormonal" ALWAYS works well to further a discussion.

E. (I'm studying under CERCKL to be an asshole. Hey...does that mean I'm in training?)

*GRIN*

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 3:19:29 PM

CERCKL

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Either that or you're just full of shit too...

C

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 3:19:58 PM

mnottertail

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I went to them fuckin' divorce classes....

So other than what rumtiger says about noshing on dicks........
I heard something I couldn't believe.........
during a divorce, one or the other person (with an obvious man slant.......you all know what I am talking about)
will harm family pets. After countless hours of end-to-end drivel about the need for open and honest communication......
(what part of; you are a nasty fucking cunt who cheated on me and I don't need counseling to find my center or inner peace or closure don't you understand????????)

they are doing this feel good thing about how many people having been divorced find new partners and wonderful lives.

Well, I am not being assimilated into this glad handed asswipe as most of the more enlightened individuals are.

So nearing the half-way point, one of the 'facilitators' calls bullshit on ol' Ron........

You don't seem to be........yadda yadda yadda....

Look, I said, I am a three time loser already, how do you think you are gonna impart something to me that is make me gonna get it?

Well she says, There is a couple down the hall that counsels people like you to ease your discomboobalation....whatever.

Oh, says I? And what could we possibly have in common for backgrounds?

Well says she, He has been married 5 times and she 4 and now they are married to each other.

So I says:

What? Are you fucking kidding me? What am I going to go in there to talk about?

Hey Mick (as in Mickey Rooney), Liz (as in Elizabeth Taylor) what you think? Should I cakk the fuckin' dog or what?

Excused from the rest of the state ordered classes.

Judge asks me about it.......and I told him, "Let's get this fuckin' show on the road."

My lawyer says, you aint making no points with the judge......
I said, What fuckin' points asshole? You saw the division of property.......I ain't got no points with this asshole from the start............

Your life is broke and nobody can fix it, but everybody has your best interest at heart...........

Fuck That..........end of convo.

Ron

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 3:24:42 PM

Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

Ohhh someone paid attention in her anger management classes! I always thought you learned to substitute "I...feel....when...you...." statements for those accusatory "YOU" statements.

YES! YES! YES! You are so correct, Emperor. I never took the refresher course or very good notes while in class. (was probably sticking pins in the voodoo doll's neck or something while the teacher was talking)

Would this work? "I feel that you are a nasty whoring bitch when you screw everyone on the football team." Or maybe... "I feel superior when you are naturally inferior." ??? Does that count or is it too edgy?

And the problem with holding hands or sitting opposite is the restraining order won't let that happen.

Shame on me for not thinking... I should know this from having a legal background (as my job, not as a wanted felon, LOL) What about via televideo conferencing? Less chance of bloodshed.

non-confrontationally yours,

E.

and of course the feeling is mutual... as long as you don't piss me off (LMAO)

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 3:35:28 PM

Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: CERCKL

Cool; ya mean I could have NOTARIZED references???

For you, Cerckl, anything...

Man, I'll have to change my signature, hell, I'm so excited I either had a kundalini awakening or I just pissed myself.

C

*discreetly hands fresh Cerckl a fresh pair of undies*

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/11/2006 3:41:06 PM

Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: CERCKL

I want to complain that I am sitting here watching myself hijacking this thread...

C

I want to complain that it took me over 300 posts to be part of a thread hijacking, and now it just feels so damn good, I'm afraid that I may never want to stop and return to my warm and fuzzy postings in other forums...

I feel so corrupted and dirty... and I'm kinda likin' it!!!

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