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gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:44:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SCORPIOXXX

I haveto disagree, if only in the interest of safety!!! Instead of using a knife, tap the jar lid against the edge of the table/counter/whatever solid: it will have the same effect -- and the table/etc can't bounce back to slice your hand!

Of course, some are into Domestic Knife Play, lol...



I use my 8" chef's knife, sharp as hell (Sharpened at least once a week) and give it nice solid hits.  If you kinda push through, as opposed to hitting and then stopping, it can't spring back. 

Of course, youre safest not eating pickles at all - there could be second hand smoke in them.

Yours,


benji



dsiredone -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:45:06 PM)

to open a very tight jar..take a knife and stick the tip in top of the jar...that will release the vacum..and it will easily open for you.......



SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:46:50 PM)

welcome to the forums dsiredone

I hope you enjoy




EEEEEEK battery is all but dead back in abit



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:47:49 PM)

Of course, youre safest not eating pickles at all - there could be second hand smoke in them.

Or the pickles could be overweight and thats not healthy either.



Invictus754 -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:49:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji
Cuddles - Use the back of a knife and give the edge of the lid a few solid whacks, while turning the jar (Essentially, you want to dent the lid where it comes in contact with the glass)
It'll open like a can o' worms.
Yours,
benji


I find a brick, applied directly to the glass, makes taking off the lid unnecessary. [:D]



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:49:27 PM)

Cuddles, some men like BBPs.  Don't knock it 'till you tried it!

Yours,


benji



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:51:39 PM)

BBP's????



DiurnalVampire -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:52:38 PM)

OK, damn you all, im craving a pickle now.
And there are none in the house... but theres a jar of pickle JUICE... so someone ate the last one and didnt even bother taking the jar out of the fridge. how rude.



SCORPIOXXX -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:53:40 PM)

Benji... I used to work in catering (I gather you are in a related indusrty), so I know about knives: safe in a practiced hand -- but I wouldn't recommend the general public blithely toss them around, so to speak... Invictus does have a point however! And it is true, the pickles might harbor uknown and dangerous substances... Better to use them as original cukes for sex play!



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:53:48 PM)

I love pickles, koser dill..YUM



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:55:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

BBP's????



Big Beautiful Pickles.

Yours,


benji



SCORPIOXXX -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:58:22 PM)

Find the culprit and give the miscreant a pickle juice enema, then send the putrid perp on a ten mile hike! Carrying anvils...



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:58:45 PM)

Its my bedtime, nite all you Big Beautiful Pickles.  [:D]



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 7:59:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SCORPIOXXX

Benji... I used to work in catering (I gather you are in a related indusrty), so I know about knives: safe in a practiced hand -- but I wouldn't recommend the general public blithely toss them around, so to speak...



I work in hotel management, but am a chef. 

However, I feel if someone can't use the back of a knife to whack a large object, they deserve what's coming to 'em.

Then again this is coming from a guy who used to literally toss them around.

Yours,


benji



DiurnalVampire -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 8:09:36 PM)

That phrase... "Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye..." comes to mind.



sleazybutterfly -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 8:10:00 PM)

I have a friend that actually drinks pickle juice.. that just makes my tummy roll thinking about it.



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 8:11:17 PM)

More likely a thumb, or a spleen, but most likely the poor, poor pickle jar will lose a not-so-vital pickle.

Yours,


benji



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 8:46:59 PM)

My aunt eats olives on her icecream......::shudders::



SavageFaerie -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 8:56:57 PM)

okay all this damn knife talk is getting my panties in a wad here.

Someone please just threaten me a little here

If its not a clauseen garlic dill pickle jar they just aint worth the trouble



ATTENTION:  back up plan 2 bit the dust, battery had lost it charge....its only been 4 month since I used that battery whats with that?

Plan 3 I have now steathly stolen Da Boss's laptop, I hope the power come on before morning or I will be in big trubble here. He likes his moring time after all.

NO FUCKING POWER YET    I am roasting here, this is texas and night are hot here.

Edited to add: No I am not done, I need a sub here NOW with a fan to fan me.
Or blow me....hey that works for the sexual tension too



MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: All complaints go here! (8/16/2006 9:01:20 PM)

I'm a subbie ( ii think).... I will do anything you ask me to (or tell me too... since it is YOU afterall! lol)



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