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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 1:46:51 PM   
OhBeMyMind


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From: Panama City, Florida
Status: offline 		Ron, if you don't give me an ass whooping right now, you are going to be in for the fight of your life! 

Just testing it out of course 

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I want to complain that slaves should just be up front about it..............

Tell him that if he don't give you an asswhipping right now, he will be in for the fight of his life.  (a good way to get even the most Jim Bowie of dom's attention is to threaten them)



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~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~

~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 1:49:51 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		I am gonna make you look like death warmed over, standing on the street corner, begging the fuck out of lifesavers.  I am gonna make you look like the dogs had you under the porch and played with you..........

Then we are gonna have some rough sex.

And you can quote me, by god!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 1:51:42 PM   
OhBeMyMind


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Status: offline 		Was it something I said?

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~oh

~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~

~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 1:59:16 PM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		This man and woman are having coital problems.

They go to a psych.  He says, you know.......there are people that do different kinda things to spice up there sex life....

Like what says the wife?

Oh, they might defecate on each other, for instance.......

The wife and the husband think they will give that a shot.

The husband goes away on a trip.........two weeks later he is in the airplane going home  about a half an hour out........he can't stand it, he rips the lav door from the hinges and starts sitting one out...........JaiZus! he is finally able to be human.

He gets home.....his wife grabs him from the doorframe, shucks his clothes in one slick motion and tosses him on the bed.  She squats over and drops shit all over the place.....it just keeps coming and coming.

Finally she is done, she hops up  and says It's your turn honey..........

He realizes he has issues here.  He squats, he grunts, he squeezes.....after about an hour a little pebble, a peanut...drops out and rolls off her nose.

She looks up at him and says  "Oh; darling?  Is there someone else?"

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 2:03:43 PM   
OhBeMyMind


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Status: offline 		LOL
Ummm.....is this another fucking riddle?   

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~oh

~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~

~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 2:11:09 PM   
mtumwawaBwana


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Status: offline 		decides to say clean out of this one

runs fer the hills

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 2:13:20 PM   
OhBeMyMind


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Status: offline 		Whoaaaaa!!  Why are you running?   Wait.....should I be scared?
Hmmm.....~debates running for the hills too~

quote:

ORIGINAL: mtumwawaBwana

decides to say clean out of this one

runs fer the hills


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~oh

~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~

~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 2:16:02 PM   
Daddysredhead


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quote:

ORIGINAL: angelface183

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I want to complain that I need some serious play time with Master and the weekends keep passing by without the use of restraints or whips or floggers on me.


That is so not good!  The only way that I make through the week is the memory of the past weekend in restraints, being paddled and used while wearing a ball gag and blindfold.  That, and the promise of the weekend to come, is what keeps me going.  Come on Friday!  This slut needs to see her Master!


I want to complain that Angelface is a bad girl. 

DEAR ANGELFACE... 
You are a very naughty girl.     I read that you missed your Master and felt compassion for your situation, especially since you weren't feeling well today.  Then I write of my own pain, and you throw my poor imagination into my happy place,  and I am stuck here at work, thinking about restraints, gags, blindfolds, and such...           and now am virtually worthless to my co-workers or our clients.  And then... you go and start writing in french with Ron after I mentioned missing french (my second language). 

Why, Angel...???  Am I not tormented enough?  Meanie... 

* throws self on floor, has a fit, cries, peeks up to see if Angelface is coming over to console me, secretly hopes that she does, stifles a giggle, still peeking...* 
 
 
Love, Red  

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 2:29:41 PM   
brattysub4


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Status: offline 		i wanna complain i havent kept up on the complaints all day and i am soooo not scrolling back to find out either almost in fear to i see some running for the hills as we speak  lol

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 3:34:22 PM   
angelface183


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quote:

I want to complain that Angelface is a bad girl.   


I may be a bad girl, but Master says I am a very good slave....

quote:

  * throws self on floor, has a fit, cries, peeks up to see if Angelface is coming over to console me, secretly hopes that she does, stifles a giggle, still peeking...*   

 
Sorry sweetie, I was feeling badly and took a nap
*runs over to Red to show off Master's favorite paddle*
Aint she a beaut?

< Message edited by angelface183 -- 6/12/2006 3:36:15 PM >

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 3:39:23 PM   
TheCaveman


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Status: offline 		I want to complain I laughed my ass off through this whole fucking thread and then spewed coffee out my fucking nose on the hijacked thread.

You people are fucking funny!

< Message edited by TheCaveman -- 6/12/2006 3:43:18 PM >

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 4:11:10 PM   
OhBeMyMind


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Joined: 11/19/2004
From: Panama City, Florida
Status: offline 		OMG...you mean you actually read all 54 pages????  All 1070 posts?  Dude....are you insane?          That just seems so painful!
So I am complaining that TheCaveman read the whole thread and lived to tell about it.

quote:

ORIGINAL: TheCaveman

I want to complain I laughed my ass off through this whole fucking thread and then spewed coffee out my fucking nose on the hijacked thread.

You people are fucking funny!


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~oh

~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~

~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 4:19:24 PM   
angelface183


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Status: offline 		I want to complain that I am still groggy from my nap, but if I go back to bed I will not be able to sleep tonight!

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"...... all that, a bag of chips AND a pickle!!!"

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 4:33:23 PM   
OhBeMyMind


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From: Panama City, Florida
Status: offline 		poor angel.....need some no-doze????

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelface183

I want to complain that I am still groggy from my nap, but if I go back to bed I will not be able to sleep tonight!


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~oh

~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~

~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C

~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 4:35:37 PM   
angelface183


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Status: offline 		no, I need SD.  That way I could go back to bed without worrying about falling back to sleep!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 4:38:12 PM   
Evanesce


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quote:

I want to complain that I still feel crappy and that no one wants to play with me!  Where is OhBe or Latigresse or Loki or ReflectiveSoul or benji or Denise or...?


OK, I want to complain that angelface got to spend the day in bed and on here, while I had to sit at the office for an hour longer than I was supposed to because some of our clients don't understand that I don't CARE about their unemployment claims and registrations and all the other crap they keep sending me that I have to open and then send right back to them because they're idiots.
 
And I want to complain that I can't talk on these forums when I'm at work, because I've got too darned much to do!!!
 
Oh, and Red... just make a rule for that Master of yours.  Tell him that he needs to have you in the dungeon, tied up, used and abused, at least once every weekend.  Hey, it worked for me.  After not having played together since last August, I finally told Him it wasn't negotiable, and He needed to have me in the dungeon at least once every time He comes home.  I'll be getting a beating this weekend. 

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Give a slave what he truly needs, and he will do what you want.

"There's never a hero in a battle of ego." - Big & Rich


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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 4:43:29 PM   
angelface183


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quote:

 After not having played together since last August, I finally told Him it wasn't negotiable, and He needed to have me in the dungeon at least once every time He comes home.  I'll be getting a beating this weekend.   



No beatings since August?!?!?!?!?  Oh honey, I am so sorry!  Master often stops fucking me to paddle my ass, pussy, breasts, legs, arms, etc, just for the hell of it.  Pretty soon I am writhing and wriggling to get away and then he plunges inside me again...It is heaven!  Our sessions last for hours!

< Message edited by angelface183 -- 6/12/2006 4:45:15 PM >

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 4:51:50 PM   
mtumwawaBwana


Posts: 541
Status: offline 		i want to complain that OBMM has to beg for a good ass whipping from mnottertail
i want to complain that mnottertail has way too many funny jokes
i want to complain i had to run to the hills and poor OBMM ran too
i want to complain Drh has a beautiful smile
i want to complain bratty monkeynaped the poor monkey and forcefed it whipped creams
i want to complain that angel is a bad girl (couse when shes bad,,shes better) she lucky..she got to sleep her day away
i want to complain Caveman wasted perfectly good coffee out His nose
i want to complain Evanesce had a hard days work and did not take a calgone with lit candles



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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 5:30:57 PM   
CERCKL


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quote:

i want to complain bratty monkeynaped the poor monkey and forcefed it whipped creams




...and he hasn't felt the same since.

C




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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/12/2006 6:28:55 PM   
Daddysredhead


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From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline 		I want to complain that TheCaveman had to wait and read all of this thread at once, and probably lost his breath once or twice from laughing.  (oooh! ~ breath play!) 

I want to complain that Evanesce had to wait for months on end without playing with her Master.  (Cruel and unusual punishment if you ask me...  grabs hanky...  But, I'm REALLY glad that you get all sorts of yummy play now!) 

I want to complain that Mnottertail lost his train of thought at work today, as I did, thinking of all these delicious things that were discussed in prior posts.   
(By the way, I used your "quote" with Master this evening, shall get to that later...) 

I want to complain that Angelface is still a bad girl, whose naughty words describing her exploits with SD just about threw me over the edge.  By the way, I LOVE that paddle, thanks for showing it to me!!!   

I want to complain that OhBeMyMind and mtumwawaBwana had to run from Mnottertail's scat joke.  (I also want to thank mtumwawaBwana for thinking that I have a pretty face.    By the way, what does your screen name stand for or what does it mean?)



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Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart

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