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tade -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 12:45:27 PM)
Not the way my son says it when he's hungry...lol

TreSwank -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 7:08:33 PM)
I'd like to complain that the 31- year old woman I've been hooking up with for two weeks has REJECTED ME. There was no apparent reason for "said" action, but this gal actually told me, "You've got a lot to learn, kiddo." I'm not quite sure if she meant in the bedroom, or in the way that I relate to women, but I am a little upset. When you tell a young guy something like that, after you've been engaging in pure-unadulterated nastiness for a couple weeks, he's gonna wonder what the hell he did wrong to ruin that coveted "Friends with Benefits" program.. Thank God I'm gonna go drinkin' tonight. Now I have to start going on the prowl again. Jesus Christ, I hope that I have better luck with the next one. For once, I would really dig it if I could get a woman to be somewhat attached to me. Why will women sleep with me, but discard me afterwards like a used pregnancy test? Am I really that devoid of nutritional value? Oh my fucking God, I am SOOOOOO bugging out about this, because it ALWAYS happens this way. Girls throw me in the trash can all of a sudden, and I suffer in privacy. I thought that women were supposed to be the big "empathizers", but I guess that I don't qualify as a sentient being to anyone with a vagina. I think that women hate me. I'm not quite sure why, but they MUST get satisfaction out of seeing me try and act like I'm not hurt. In their connivin' woman brains, they're saying, "I sure did work my feminine wiles on that dumb son-of-a-bitch." Well, I'm not a fucking "boy-toy",...........................I'm a goddamn PERSON. Why in the hell are you gonna say something like that? I went to the gym today, and fucking went nuts with those free- weights, just because I was too pissed off to do anything else. I'm gonna go to the bar, and grab that drink now, and if any of you feel like calling me a pathetic loser in my absence, feel free. I won't even be angry at you, because I FEEL LIKE SHIT. I just needed to vent.

insilhouette -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 8:39:47 PM)
I don't mean to sound entirely jerky here but I have to ask.. are you sure you were getting her off? As a thirty-something, I feel fairly confident in saying that while I'll tolerate my fair share of things, being selfish or bad in bed isn't one of them. Granted, were that the case I'd give a Power Point presentation first describing the hows and the wheres and the whys, but if the performance was still sub par I'd lose my interest really fast. You're very cute and quite frankly amuse the hell out of me, but I'd imagine the bravado could get old if you said the wrong thing at the wrong time. Again, this is all just speculation and I really do hope you feel better soon. Despite it all you're whole and who you are and nothing can change that.

mskathy39 -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 9:02:13 PM)
Poor swankie, Aren't you the same male who mentioned that he just valued many women for what they can do for him? I got that impression from many of the posts you have put in different forums. you have spoken very condescendingly about women in many of your posts. Perhaps Karma is biting you in that cute ass of yours. Miss Kathy

Yang4yin -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 9:41:58 PM)
The wedding is taking too long to get here.

TreSwank -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 11:03:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: insilhouette I don't mean to sound entirely jerky here but I have to ask.. are you sure you were getting her off? As a thirty-something, I feel fairly confident in saying that while I'll tolerate my fair share of things, being selfish or bad in bed isn't one of them. Granted, were that the case I'd give a Power Point presentation first describing the hows and the wheres and the whys, but if the performance was still sub par I'd lose my interest really fast. You're very cute and quite frankly amuse the hell out of me, but I'd imagine the bravado could get old if you said the wrong thing at the wrong time. Again, this is all just speculation and I really do hope you feel better soon. Despite it all you're whole and who you are and nothing can change that. I don't really think that her interests are really compatible with mine. The second time that we fooled around, she actually had the nerve to ask me if I was GAY. I probably should have been more assertive and demanding. Jesus fucking Christ........................even though we understood that the basis of our friendship was solely sexual, I made the mistake of getting attached to her. Talk about juvenile fucking mishaps. I swear to God, from now on, I'm just going to endure the lonliness of being single, and take life for what it's worth. No fucking woman is ever going to take advantage of me again. Fuck it. If I'm shitty in bed, SO BE IT. I am not going to let sexuality be such a dominant factor in my life. The other path gets boring fast, but that's alot better than having to feel like a disposable toothbrush. If my dick is the only reason that a woman is talking to me, she can GO FUCK HERSELF. I'm so sick and tired of fucking games - when does sincerity finally come into play? Just tonight, I saw a girl who I had had a three week sexual fling with six months ago......................and now she's with ANOTHER WOMAN (butch black lesbian). What's wrong with me? Do I have the Midas touch or what???????????????????

redpetals -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 11:34:21 PM)
becoming attached ie..caring about someone ,is not juvenile. it may have been a mishap..but practice will help. i appreciate,welcome your candor..i'm sorry you are getting beat up a bit here.. it's just that you can be so friggen annoying.. sometimes, you are like the train wreck that everyone is compelled to peek at... ~hugs~ i am sorry that you are in pain

insilhouette -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 11:38:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I don't really think that her interests are really compatible with mine. The second time that we fooled around, she actually had the nerve to ask me if I was GAY. I probably should have been more assertive and demanding. Jesus fucking Christ........................even though we understood that the basis of our friendship was solely sexual, I made the mistake of getting attached to her. Talk about juvenile fucking mishaps. I swear to God, from now on, I'm just going to endure the lonliness of being single, and take life for what it's worth. No fucking woman is ever going to take advantage of me again. Fuck it. If I'm shitty in bed, SO BE IT. I am not going to let sexuality be such a dominant factor in my life. The other path gets boring fast, but that's alot better than having to feel like a disposable toothbrush. If my dick is the only reason that a woman is talking to me, she can GO FUCK HERSELF. I'm so sick and tired of fucking games - when does sincerity finally come into play? Just tonight, I saw a girl who I had had a three week sexual fling with six months ago......................and now she's with ANOTHER WOMAN (butch black lesbian). What's wrong with me? Do I have the Midas touch or what??????????????????? What interests, like bowling or macrame? When you give a rat's ass about someone you try to suck it up and dig their stuff. Ideally vice versa. And let's be honest, sexuality is gonna be a factor. From my limited exposure to you, I seriously doubt your patience for anything else. So a question for you: Why were you talking for her if not for the pussy? Did she wow you over with her political analysis of the world today? I think a lot of the sting comes from the fact that you didn't get done using her before she got done using you. And yeah, it sucks. But when it doesn't count you get over it a lot faster then you'd expect. It's a sting that you can band-aid and I'm sure there's plenty of people willing to blow a cooling breath on the proverbial boo-boo. To quote Stripes, lighten up Francis.

TreSwank -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 11:39:55 PM)
I am sick and tired of being hurt by women. I always thought that they were supposed to be the "COMPASSIONATE" ones, but they're just as shallow as all of the men who are looking for one night stands. Fuck em'. Edit- insilhouette - you may have a point there. I'm kind of ashamed to admit it, but a woman got over on me in a BIG way. Maybe it is karmic punishment, but she actually said that she felt this "rapport" with me (I thought I was the only one who used that word), and I believed it.

insilhouette -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 11:46:32 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank I am sick and tired of being hurt by women. I always thought that they were supposed to be the "COMPASSIONATE" ones, but they're just as shallow as all of the men who are looking for one night stands. Fuck em'. Edit- insilhouette - you may have a point there. I'm kind of ashamed to admit it, but a woman got over of me in a BIG way. When and where and why did women get the compassion ticket? I thought compassion was sort of like.. a human thing. Women, much like men, are just as capable of being asshats.

TreSwank -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 11:52:06 PM)
Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen. You have the honor of being the few who are present the night that TreSwank finally broke down. This is an exceeding rare event. I thought that I was going to receive an ass-load of abuse (considering the kind of posts that I regularly make on this sit) but I actually feel somewhat better, even though I am about seven drinks into the night!!!!!!!!

Bluebird -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 11:52:47 PM)
Hmm, let's see ... in a post on "I Like the Older Ones" on 9/4/06 (less than a week ago), we were treated to: quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: Donnalee Did we find out if the Swankster got any? I actually DID get some, which, in all actuality is strange, because if I were a woman, and I saw a guy wearing a bright orange shirt and a thermal longsleeve undershirt, I wouldn't do it with him. as well as quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Just out of curiosity Mr. Machismo....but what is your definition of an older woman? I think older woman and I think fifties, sixties. Somehow I'm thinking your version is more like thirty. You're right on the money, girl!!!! I love how thirty-something gals can be SO condescending towards you because of your age, but so enthusiastic and hungry in the bedroom. The last one I hooked up with actually called me a "titty-baby." I thought that was really cute. so ... my vote is that it IS Queen Karma nipping you in the ass.

insilhouette -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 11:55:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Bluebird so ... my vote is that it IS Queen Karma nipping you in the ass. Yeah, super awesome to kick someone while they're down. Let's get on the junior high train. Editted for um.. grammar and such. What? I can't do righteously indignant without it.

TreSwank -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/9/2006 11:55:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Bluebird Hmm, let's see ... in a post on "I Like the Older Ones" on 9/4/06 (less than a week ago), we were treated to: quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: Donnalee Did we find out if the Swankster got any? I actually DID get some, which, in all actuality is strange, because if I were a woman, and I saw a guy wearing a bright orange shirt and a thermal longsleeve undershirt, I wouldn't do it with him. as well as quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank quote: ORIGINAL: Aileen68 Just out of curiosity Mr. Machismo....but what is your definition of an older woman? I think older woman and I think fifties, sixties. Somehow I'm thinking your version is more like thirty. You're right on the money, girl!!!! I love how thirty-something gals can be SO condescending towards you because of your age, but so enthusiastic and hungry in the bedroom. The last one I hooked up with actually called me a "titty-baby." I thought that was really cute. so ... my vote is that it IS Queen Karma nipping you in the ass. Maybe I need to start going to the library to find girls, instead of the bar. This isn't the "she" that I've been bitching about in tonight's post, but this woman is another example of my bad taste in the opposite sex. I really should find chicks that are closer to my own age.

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/10/2006 12:00:35 AM)
It is my experience that anytime a person professes not to care at all, that it is to hide vulnerability... So I'm not at all shocked that you're feeling hurt, and am sorry that you are; the only thing this will do of course is make you harder rather than more sensitive to others' feelings. You could learn to practice the golden rule now (with D/s exception) or you can continue to push people away and stay lonesome without feeling the magic of transcendental love. M

Bluebird -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/10/2006 12:04:26 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank Maybe I need to start going to the library to find girls, instead of the bar. This isn't the "she" that I've been bitching about in tonight's post, but this woman is another example of my bad taste in the opposite sex. I really should find chicks that are closer to my own age. Maybe you should start looking for women instead of "chicks" - you find what you seek.

insilhouette -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/10/2006 12:07:00 AM)
So like.. let's just go out together and say fuck girls. Let's just stand in a circle with our pocket books in a pile in front of us and express ourselves though the art of dance. I SO stole that from Dane Cook. He's quite the funny mo'fo.

TreSwank -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/10/2006 12:09:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: insilhouette So like.. let's just go out together and say fuck girls. Let's just stand in a circle with our pocket books in a pile in front of us and express ourselves though the art of dance. I SO stole that from Dane Cook. He's quite the funny mo'fo. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TreSwank -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/10/2006 12:14:44 AM)
By the way, BlkTallFullfig, I would like to address you personally about an issue that was raised in another post. I couldn't find your profile anywhere on CollarMe, but I need to talk to you about a few things that were addressed in that thread................away from the general public, of course.

insilhouette -> RE: All complaints go here! (9/10/2006 12:16:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TreSwank LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Knew I'd get ya.. now come here you cheeky monkey! makes grabby hands, chasing him around the office desk No really, I hate seeing sad pretty boys. That you're smart is gravy and it's thick. As much as everyone bitches about your pepper, it's attractive. Keep that in mind when you're feeling crappy. kthanksbye

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