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mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 6:37:34 PM)

I want to complain that you are still alive so it couldn't have been as bad as all that.

LOL,
Ron 



angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 6:40:55 PM)

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 I want to complain that Angelface is still a bad girl, whose naughty words describing her exploits with SD just about threw me over the edge.  By the way, I LOVE that paddle, thanks for showing it to me!!!  [sm=whap.gif]  


It's funny, but the paddle that is above my photo looks an awful lot like Master's favorite!



OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 6:53:25 PM)

I wanna complain that every time I see the name TheCaveman it reminds me of the cartoon and "that voice"  Caaaaavvvveeeemmaaannnnnnnnnn......LOL



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 7:15:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind

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ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind


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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I want to complain that I need some serious play time with Master and the weekends keep passing by without the use of restraints or whips or floggers on me.


Bless your heart......he's a sadist huh?   [8D]



Evidently so...  and I'm not a masochist!  However, I'm thinking of getting "uppity and disobedient" just for my own guilty pleasure...  That's bad of me, right?  LOL[sm=whap.gif]  [sm=crop.gif]


naughty naughty!!!!
You can let us know in graphic detail tomorrow how bad of you it was.  [:D]



OKAY...  no complaints here for the moment...  just needed to reply to my fellow posters here who "felt my pain" (or lack thereof) and gave me some advice. 

Daddy came to see me at my office after work today and we went for a quick drive to catch up on the day.  I told Him that my fellow posters here agreed that I seriously needed some play time or I might have to get disobedient and "redheaded."  (Of course, in jest...)  He kept driving and I asked Him where W/we were going because my car was still at my office.  He informed me that W/we were on the way to my house and that He would take me back to get my car later.  (Office is almost 45 minutes from my house.)  W/we got to my house and went straight to my room, where He sat on my bed and I started to get undressed.  He pulled me down on the bed, and rubbed my bum for a minute, then proceeded to give me the spanking of my LIFE!  And only on one side...  the other cheek was left lily white while the other was absolutely crimson.  [sm=crop.gif]  He seemed pleased and smiled and told me to go look at the contrast in colors.  I did, and came out of the bathroom giddy and giggling.  I got down on my knees and gave Him a little "oral servicing" in the front and then a little [sm=bust.gif] in the back...  and then I got some lovin' that nearly put me off the bed and into orbit...  He is so yummy...  I love the art of "give and take" in our relationship...  Daddy gives my ass a nice beating, I give Him oral TLC on His yummy parts, and then He takes me and screws my brains out.  Ahhh, bliss.....  Woo-Hoo!!!  [sm=shake.gif]


Thank Y/you guys for the great advice...  Goes to smoke her imaginary post-coital cigarette...

~ Red  [sm=preen.gif] 
(sorry, OBMM, I couldn't wait till tomorrow to tell you...)  giggle, giggle...



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 7:23:35 PM)

I want to complain that now you're talking in riddles.  I have no idea what thats about.

I remember chickenman...

The most fantastic crimefighter......the world.......has ever  known:
Buk Buk Buk BUK!!!!
ChiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkennnnnnnnMmmmmannnn!
He's everywhere; He's everywhere!






angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 7:24:32 PM)

Red I am so glad that you got the attention that you needed!



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 7:25:17 PM)

I want to complain that he is saving the other side for another day.



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 7:25:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I want to complain that you are still alive so it couldn't have been as bad as all that.

LOL,
Ron 


Dear Ron,
Never said it was bad, on the contrary...  hee, hee, hee...  (see prior post above)

LOL,
Red



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 7:27:09 PM)

"Captain Cavemaaaaaaaaaan!!!"



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 7:31:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: angelface183

Red I am so glad that you got the attention that you needed!


Thank you, Angelface...  me, too! 



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 7:36:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I want to complain that he is saving the other side for another day.


I want to complain that Ron wants me to have matching color ass cheeks on the same day, that color being bright red.  I need at least one cheek to lean on tomorrow at work that isn't tender, don't I?  The white cheek got branded 6 weeks ago, so at least it has a pretty design on it, does that count?

edited because I can't spell "cheek" after this evening...  does that mean I have my head up my ass?  OK, Ron...  don't answer that...  LOL



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 7:41:01 PM)

I want to complain that you are making the beast (eyes others meaningfully) at least once every 6 weeks.

Now, as for me....Hmmmmmmmm, WTF is 1 divided by zero anyways, all you Einsteins?



Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 7:47:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I want to complain that you are making the beast (eyes others meaningfully) at least once every 6 weeks.


confused...  please explain above...

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Now, as for me....Hmmmmmmmm, WTF is 1 divided by zero anyways, all you Einsteins?



is it zero?  or is there a mathematical theory that yields a different answer?



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 7:50:37 PM)

Making the beast with two backs.  See LaTigress on shakespeare.

it is impossible, by mathematical theory.  Zero divided by one is zero.

Guess I am too obtuse.  C'est tout alor.




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 8:14:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Making the beast with two backs. 



*giggles*  I googled it...  [:D]


I want to complain that Mnottertail knows too much.



mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 9:42:31 PM)

i want to complain that Drh's Daddy only reddened one side of her bumm ....after all there is all that nice white flesh *around* your nice pretty new brand...( just think of the bliss you could have had with both sides equally loved?hehe)

and congrads on your new brand


for your edification: my Master gave me this nic after His and my old nics were hacked.
mtumwa= slave  wa=of   Bwana=Master in swahili



mtumwawaBwana -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 9:44:11 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I want to complain that you are still alive so it couldn't have been as bad as all that.

LOL,
Ron 





i want to complain mnottertail seems to be trying to do us all in


lol



OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 9:52:06 PM)

OMG ......THAT is it!!!!!!
It has been bugging me all day!! 

[image]http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/4088000/ngbbs41db2569c7e16.jpg[/image]

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

"Captain Cavemaaaaaaaaaan!!!"



OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 9:55:56 PM)

Wooooo hoooooooo!!!!!!   Naughty Naughty Naughty!!!!!

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

~snip~

~ Red  [sm=preen.gif] 
(sorry, OBMM, I couldn't wait till tomorrow to tell you...)  giggle, giggle...




OhBeMyMind -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/12/2006 9:58:25 PM)

I wanna complain.....I am sooooo glad I am not the only one that had to have "making the beast" explained to me!    



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