cuffnspankme
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ORIGINAL: Jacobthm I'd like to make a series of complaints against the celestial design comitee; Men should be born able to have multiple orgasms. Sexuality should be optional. (How I envy you bi bastards!) All people in the S&M community should have a profile here. Everyone everywhere damnit! All languages except for the ones I speak need to be absolved, effective immediatelly. Distance should be irrelevant and teleportation should be the new mode of transportation. That's it for now. I expect the powers that be to begin working on these problems immediatelly, uptading me bi-weekly on the progress but taking no longer than 5 minutes to solve and implement each problem. edited for clarity. Men can have multiple orgasms with the proper training. I have been with a few that did, its pretty intense by the last one. Hmmmm I do love to be envied, and the chance to most always have a date. I agree all kinksters should be on here. A smorgasboard of Men and boys to pick from. What languages do you speak? When you get the teleportation fingered out, let us know. I have a few uses for it myself. I do not know why it is, but the condition of slavery makes a woman very beautiful. It removes inhibitions to the manifestation of her femininity and her deepest needs.
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