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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 1:19:19 PM

CERCKL

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I want to complain that even more Doms are trying to take 'asshole' away from me...
goddamit, try being a prick, or a shit, even a shithead instead...

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 1:44:18 PM

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I also want to complain that just today I have been recognized as 'wicked'...here I spent decades to be recognized as such and then let go of that expectation and actually trying to acquire some semblence of inner-peace and balance and nope, now I am wicked...

<sigh>

C

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 1:48:01 PM

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You are a wicked ASSHOLE, Sirrah!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 1:51:19 PM

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C

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 3:23:39 PM

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i want to complain that CERCKL keep claimimg to be all those nasty names He claims He is when, deep down, He is just a sweet loving, huggable teddybear Master type.

heads fer tha hills and finds covour for the fallout i know is comming my way for telling the truth

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 4:40:47 PM

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Cerkl, I want to complain that you better nip this nasty shit in the bud right now! Barney Fife style!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 5:45:38 PM

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No-o-o-o-o-o-o...not Barney Fife.
OK, so it is getting old...so, I'll stick with monkeys for now.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 5:48:32 PM

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I also want to complain that I did go to my son's graduation...and she was there with her boyfriend and it was really boring; didn't introduce him to anyone, he hid away most of the time, both of them shunned the grandparents and he looks like a ratty Jeff Foxworthy...sheesh, didn't even get to throw my molotov or pepperspray anyone.
Did see one of the kids graduationg wearing a kilt and combat boots, way too cool for me <laughing>

C

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 6:12:10 PM

Daddysredhead

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I want to complain that McDonald's didn't have Diet Coke, and I had a coupon for a free drink (and that's what I wanted and wasn't willing to settle), so I had to wait till I got home to get anything to drink.

I also want to complain that one of the teachers at my kids' school called me "Mrs. ******" when she saw me today, and I haven't been with my ex for 3 years.

edited for run-on sentence

< Message edited by Daddysredhead -- 6/13/2006 6:16:34 PM >

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 6:17:07 PM

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I want to complain that you had better get over there and find out just who the fuck is teaching current events to them kids at ol' P.S. 109........

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 6:19:01 PM

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and I want to complain that after three years you still can't mention his name with that mrs ****...........

Oooooooooooow.....you must still be hating on HIM. What up with that, G?

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 6:35:47 PM

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*goes through phone book, searching for Uppity Private School to send children to next school year, where current events are actually current*

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 6:51:59 PM

Daddysredhead

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

and I want to complain that after three years you still can't mention his name with that mrs ****...........

Oooooooooooow.....you must still be hating on HIM. What up with that, G?

Actually, we co-exist pretty peacefully... I remind him that if I wanted to have his testicles hanging from my rearview mirror, I could have since domestic law is my area of specialty, but I chose not to. I find that the knowledge that it is at my disposal to perform such "litigation castration" is pretty much my satisfaction. (not to be confused with "dungeon castration") LOL...

As far as the "Mrs. *****" thing, it's the "Mrs." part that makes me

... (I kept ***** as my last name since everyone knows me as that, and we have kids with that last name, too). It took years to get my "title" reduced by one letter... (from Mrs. to Ms.)

I want to complain that if Cerckl can use Asshole as his title, I should be able to use Ms. as mine...

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 6:55:25 PM

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I want to complain thats its cold in my house. I guess I should go to bed and get under the covers. :)

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 7:09:17 PM

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This references earlier posts, I thought l was going to let it slide...but I haven't the werewithal. You talked about the lawyer who keeps a grip on his clients balls. A group of geese is a gaggle, a group of seagulls a flock, a group of lawyers a bar, I suppose.

I am out of the house, my 10,000 dollars of guns are in it.
What's the lawyers advice gonna be? We will get the guns back in the settlement. Hmmmmmmmmm, kick the fuckin' door in and take the guns. Go tell the lawyer after, he's all nervous. So what, it is done ....fix it. Otherwise it is gonna cost me 5,000 to get the fuckers back. He puts it in the bitch sheet response from the other lawyer all dressed up like......runs me about 250. Don't usually pay to ask a lawyers advice in a civil action, it is resoundinly bad to a fault. Do it and tell them what you did and tell them to handle it. Put the best light on an adversarial relationship anyway. So usually, when I get done..... a group of lawyers is known as a carnage of lawyers. Civil law is: OK, Monte Hall, who's got a coathanger? I am sure he would 'not impress me much.'

lol...........

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 7:39:01 PM

Daddysredhead

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Oh, mnottertail... Ron... I wish I could give you a kiss and make it all better. You are certainly what we would call a "colorful client." I enjoyed those people actually, even though they made my boss go nuts (pardon the ball-busting pun). By the way, that atty was a gal... I think she may have a few testicles in a jar on her desk somewhere that she removed with surgical precision when clients were less than compliant. (She may also secretly have a pair of thigh-hi Domme boots in her closet someplace for all I know. Tough chick, but fair.) Guns in the house, attorneys who are bundles of nerves, and you laughed at the molotav cocktail picture that Cerckl tossed in earlier... yeah, you're "colorful" - but I find that very charming. Does that make me twisted? LOL...

Maybe try Judge Judy? I'd love to see that courtroom activity.

JJ: "Mr. Ottertail, please don't interrupt me, sir."
Ron: "Ma'am, I have some guns I'd like to discuss and..."
JJ: "Mr. Ottertail, need I remind you that this is MY courtroom? Kindly wait your turn..."
Ron: "You know what, you ol' broad? Fuck it. I'm gonna go get my shit outta that house..." (looks at good-for-nothing-atty, hiding under defense table and says, "Come on, you worthless piece of shit. You better not bill me for ANY of this, you hear me?" (walks off muttering under breath to I. M. Worthless, Esquire... "Stupid pussy...")

That's just good tv. LMAO...

(in all seriousness tho' - I wish you well in all of your litigious pursuits.)
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I want to complain that I never had a chance to work on any of Ron's legal matters.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 7:46:40 PM

LaTigresse

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what a great laugh just before bed.........though that vision could leave me with some colourful dreams.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 7:49:00 PM

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I want to complain that I got angelface's germs or something, 'cause I feel awful today, my stomach hurts like hell, I have a headache, and I'm freezing!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 7:54:46 PM

mnottertail

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Do you got a dog? Is your dog sick too? 'cause if you ain't got a dog, it's probably something different.

Get well soon E!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/13/2006 7:55:01 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce

I want to complain that I got angelface's germs or something, 'cause I feel awful today, my stomach hurts like hell, I have a headache, and I'm freezing!

those weren't my germs sweetie...no headache or chills, just tummy and tushie issues..

sorry that you don't feel well.

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