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gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 5:16:35 PM)

I want to complain that post 1300 did not happen on 6/6/06

Yours,


benji



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 5:17:06 PM)

I want to complain that I never did get that lid off of the pickle jar...and I'm still wanting a pickle.



Gauge -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 5:23:24 PM)

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I want to complain that I never did get that lid off of the pickle jar...and I'm still wanting a pickle.


Why are you bothering with the lid? In case of emergency, break pickle glass. It's OK... I promise. This constitutes an emergency.



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 5:34:54 PM)

I want to complain that cuddles doesn't know the "bash the back of a knife against the lid" trick.

And that everyone wants to complain about everything....  JUST DO IT, DAMNIT!!!

Yours,


benji



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 5:57:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

I want to complain that cuddles doesn't know the "bash the back of a knife against the lid" trick.

And that everyone wants to complain about everything....  JUST DO IT, DAMNIT!!!

Yours,


benji


I've already banged it with a knife, and it still won't come off...lol

I need a good pair of strong hands around here.



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 5:58:45 PM)

I want to complain that Cuddles is worse than most newbies about not following advice, then bitching that someone else should solve her problems....

Yours,


benji



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:01:36 PM)

I want to complain that Benji is all bark and no bite!!!!  He probably couldn't get the lid off either.



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:03:38 PM)

Betcha I could!

I get all my own jars open.

Yours,


benji



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:03:48 PM)

i want to complain that you are a mathematical genius with the 1300 and the 666 and you are a dog and could take her doggie style and we wouldnt be having to have this conversation, because; as you say she is new enough she wouldn't know that you are the big dog on the bottom that makes her want the special pickle and she is confused but knows this is somehow about her but I know you are following you dog and ..............

Viola!  The world is a'right again.



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:06:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I want to complain that Benji is all bark and no bite!!!!  He probably couldn't get the lid off either.


Bite that bitch!  Good dog! Good puppy, good man, you get her...........bite her up!!!!!



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:07:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

i want to complain that you are a mathematical genius with the 1300 and the 666 and you are a dog and could take her doggie style and we wouldnt be having to have this conversation, because; as you say she is new enough she wouldn't know that you are the big dog on the bottom that makes her want the special pickle and she is confused but knows this is somehow about her but I know you are following you dog and ..............

Viola!  The world is a'right again.



What???????????????



spankmepink11 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:10:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gauge


Why are you bothering with the lid? In case of emergency, break pickle glass. It's OK... I promise. This constitutes an emergency.



Silly Gauge....wrong thread....really bad advice is down the hall...[;)]





mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:11:30 PM)

I want to complain that cuddly is all confused and vulnerable right now and i told benji to attack and he didn't and I need to get a rottweiler kinda dog.



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:11:53 PM)

Viola?  That's violet.  Violence is not a good thing.  Good things come to those who wait, and waiting is boring.  So we don't bore the boars.  Speaking of boars, they're endangered, mostly because of Asterix and Obelix ate them all.  But then again, Romans aren't endangered, and they were bashed by Asterix and Obelix too....  Maybe the Romans made it because of roman showers.  If that's the case, then all endangered species should have roman showers, including Mexican Sea Otters, which live in Minnesota, with Ron.

Yours,


benji



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:13:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I want to complain that cuddly is all confused and vulnerable right now and i told benji to attack and he didn't and I need to get a rottweiler kinda dog.


What else is new, I stay confused..lol



gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:13:39 PM)

I want to complain that writing the previous message made me miss post 1313, and I don't have the patience or lifespan to wait for 131313.

Yours,


benji



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:13:55 PM)

I wish I woulda saved the comix when I was in Germany.  Way funnier than Ren and Stimpy.



cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:20:42 PM)

Anyone interested in coming to Ky. to open a pickle jar?



mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:26:53 PM)

what kinda pickles?........it better be good pickles because in my miserable little life I have drank louis the XIV stingers.




Aileen68 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/16/2006 6:29:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

what kinda pickles?........it better be good pickles because in my miserable little life I have drank louis the XIV stingers.




I like bread and butter pickles, personally.



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