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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 6:20:41 AM

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i am complaining that evidently cuddleheart is getting pickled without us and it is the weekend so she could at least share.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 6:22:12 AM

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

i am complaining that evidently cuddleheart is getting pickled without us and it is the weekend so she could at least share.

Yes I am getting pickled this weekend, come join me...the more, the merrier!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 6:32:20 AM

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Thank you, i prefer Jack neat, though am not adverse to black russians well chiled. Hmmmm.... maybe we should wake up LaTigresse and head out to Lokiwood for a Mischief God hunt.

Truth is i want to complain i am bored. My owners went to a previous part time play subbies wedding, my rheaumatoid is in flare so i did not think i could ride in car or handle a Harley for the 4 hour trip so i stayed home. I'm supposed to be resting and relaxing( no work, orders!). Thinking about getting in the hottub but then the yard is making me nuts because i want to cut the damn grass and i can't.

Come on over a pickling while boiling would brighten up my day.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 6:44:04 AM

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Therein lies my complaint....i can and must cut the grass, when all i want to do is sit in the hottub and get pickled

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 6:46:41 AM

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I'd rather cut the damn grass a messy yard makes me crazy, oh well, after you mow come on over and get pickled, cuddle is bringing the pickles now that the jar is open and we have a fully stocked bar in the billiards room.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 8:32:31 AM

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You seen one Kant you pretty much seen 'em all.

Who said that? Alfred, Immanuel? Ben Franklin?

Noah that is why it don't pay to remember facts, you and me are the onliest ones read him.

I know. Why remember facts when it is so easy to make them up? In fact along those lines I would like to complain about the fact that no one has done a thread on the little-known philosophies of Alfred, the other Herr Kant (see above post for pronunciation guide.) Are you in, mnottertail? What better guide to being a top-notch Dominate? The 128 Rules of Gorean Slavedumb will be lining birdcages the morning after this crap gets published.

There isn't a Philosophy forum in here is there?

THE HORROR!!

So I guess we'll have to do it here. I'll start.

Alfred, as soon will have been well known, complained (See, it's ON TOPIC!) about his cousin's Categorical Imperative, noting that its three formulations could be made totally more useful with just a few eensy modifications.

If you aren't sleeping yet, the following comparison between the Immanuel's Categorical Imperative and the Alfred's Catoninetails Imperative should give you plenty to complain about:

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Immanuel: "Act so that you treat humanity, whether in your own person or in that of another, always as an end and never as a means only."

Alfred: "Act in such a way that you always treat subbies, yours or those of another, not simply as a means to an end, but simply as rear ends."

2.

Immanuel: "Act in accordance with the maxims of a member legislating universal laws for a merely possible kingdom of ends."

Alfred: "Act in accordance with the maxims of your member, legislating laws for a nearly possible kingdom of rear ends."

(... and at long last)

1.

Immanuel: "Act as though the maxim of your action were by your will to become a universal law of nature."

Alfred: "Act as if 'Kneel, bitch. I own you and will make all your dreams come true but only if you sell your house and get your triple-wide ass over to my single-wide trailer on the double, or at least send me some titty pictures ' was to become through your spam e-mails something other than a universal source of amusement/annoyance."

Okay then. So much for Alfred's Ethics. Hopefully mnottertail will next spout knowledge about Alfred's guide to watersports. "Das Episstemology"

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 9:55:46 AM

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I want to complain that reading about getting lashes in that other thread, makes me want a spanking.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 10:39:55 AM

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Don't ask me to make a quesadilla while I am in the middle of shampoohing the carpet.

To live in a nice, clean ,well maintained home takes alot of work so get over it already and be glad you have a home to take care of!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 10:46:55 AM

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My complaint is..that because I am Owned...I don't have admirers of my profile... like I did my previous one where I wasn't.

I just don't feel the love.....

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 11:33:26 AM

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I need to complain that in playing catch up on this thread (about 4 freaking pages worth), I could not read half of it because it was in some damn jibberish.....gosh people....at least translate it for us "unedjumicated" folks!!!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 11:39:42 AM

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I want to complain that OBMM doesn't understand German. In order to be on this site, everyone had to pass a german exam, and failure to do so should result in a beating, or lack thereof, depending on your orientation.

Yours,

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 11:41:40 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: OhBeMyMind

I need to complain that in playing catch up on this thread (about 4 freaking pages worth), I could not read half of it because it was in some damn jibberish.....gosh people....at least translate it for us "unedjumicated" folks!!!

The short and sweet of it all was this...Benji and Ron were talking dirty to me.

Edited to add...or maybe that was just wishful thinking.

< Message edited by cuddleheart50 -- 6/17/2006 11:55:51 AM >

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 11:55:19 AM

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ORIGINAL: kisshou

Don't ask me to make a quesadilla while I am in the middle of shampoohing the carpet.

I want to complain that kisshou is rubbing an unlicensed replica doll of Christoper Robin's little furry friend all over her rugs.

I mean my kink is okay but ...

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 3:04:19 PM

mnottertail

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I want to complain that while Alfred the Pooh being swished thru a rug might not be an every day kind of kink, swishing a flying buttress church designed by Christopher Wren thru the rug might not be such an everyday occurrance neither.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 4:01:39 PM

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I want to complain that the neighbor girl's cousins (ages 5-12) keep walking into my house (which is pretty big) without knocking or ringing the doorbell, which freaks me out and subsequently pisses me off because when I ask, "who's there?" ... they don't answer. I have also had to run through the neighborhood, trying to find my 100 lb. german shepherd because they let the dog out and didn't tell me. As a result of telling them AGAIN today to knock or ring the bell, I just lost my fucking mind in front of my daughter's friends, screaming like a banshee. My son, who usually works my nerves (because he is so much like me) came over and said, "Mom, why don't you just command the dog to bite anyone who walks in without you letting them inside?" At that point, the girls' eyes got huge, my son gave me a knowing smirk, and I ended up saying, "You know, son, I think that's just what I will do." I never saw four girls get out so fast in my whole life. I am afraid I am becoming sadistic, but it was "for cause" as we would say, should I be ashamed of myself? Maybe I'm due for a booster spanking or something.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 4:05:39 PM

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

I want to complain that the neighbor girl's cousins (ages 5-12) keep walking into my house (which is pretty big) without knocking or ringing the doorbell, which freaks me out and subsequently pisses me off because when I ask, "who's there?" ... they don't answer. I have also had to run through the neighborhood, trying to find my 100 lb. german shepherd because they let the dog out and didn't tell me. As a result of telling them AGAIN today to knock or ring the bell, I just lost my fucking mind in front of my daughter's friends, screaming like a banshee. My son, who usually works my nerves (because he is so much like me) came over and said, "Mom, why don't you just command the dog to bite anyone who walks in without you letting them inside?" At that point, the girls' eyes got huge, my son gave me a knowing smirk, and I ended up saying, "You know, son, I think that's just what I will do." I never saw four girls get out so fast in my whole life. I am afraid I am becoming sadistic, but it was "for cause" as we would say, should I be ashamed of myself? Maybe I'm due for a booster spanking or something.

Wow you are far more patient than I! I would have sent those girls back home and locked the door the first time that it happened...but I gotta say I like the way that your son handled it.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 4:06:20 PM

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LOL!

I want to complain that I don't have a dog to eat the neighbour's children!

Yours,

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 4:06:44 PM

aellea

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daddysredhead, i would say your son is going to make a find dom! that was awesome and so quick. lucky you!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 4:39:19 PM

Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

sorry, I was fucked up;

a girl wanted to use me like the slut I am, she turned out to be a re:[12] but she was funny. So it wasn't a total loss. And she was far more real than most I've seen.
LOLOLOL

Dear Ron...
1) my library card has been temporarily suspended and I am unable to find the definition of what a re:[12] is, so I am having to come ask you. (I had the number 12 on my high school letter jacket, but you wouldn't know that... so, please help me...)

2) is being more "real" than most a good thing?

LOL... please advise, or I shall commence with le francais encore une fois...

~ Red (p.s. - just embrace who you are, man slut or no...) LOLOLOL

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/17/2006 4:48:45 PM

Daddysredhead

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Thank you, Aellea and Angel...
I'm pretty proud of him at times like this, and he's still in elementary school (an over-achiever in the realm of revenge). I like when we can bond and have a mother~son moment, even if it is at the expense of the neighborhood children having nightmares or being consumed by my pet. It's just the little things, ya' know?

(Red and son do the happy dance...)

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