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Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 1:20:42 PM)

I want to complain that I just went to clean my dog's kennel and discovered the beast has completely destroyed a $40 dog bed I bought for her just a couple months ago, and it's only been in her kennel for a week!!!!  Grrrr...
 
No shows; dogs tearing things up; it's raining and I wanted to paint today; Master had to leave again this morning; I'm tired; I sort of got a beating this weekend, but not the one I was hoping for because we had no time.  Is there anything else I should be complaining about here?
 
Oh yeah... Arlo Guthrie.  I want to complain that someone actually named their kid Arlo!!
 
And German.  I want to complain that the only German I know is the first verse of Silent Night, and I think cuddle and others are just taking advantage of my lack of comprehension to make fun of me.




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 1:25:22 PM)

Ich bin ein Berliner Denise, aber Denise isst mit ihren Haenden.  Denise meint jetzt sicherlich, wir machen uns ueber sie lustig, meint Denise.  http://www.collarme.com/details.asp?px=Evanesce

HAHAHA!!!  Oh man, I'm funny.  If Denise only knew what evils I had just spoken of her!

Yours,


benji





mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 1:29:35 PM)

I want to complain that Bachmann Turner Overdrive already said........You ain't seen nothin' yet.




Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 1:34:24 PM)

Dammit benji... I'm rolling up a newspaper.  [sm=paddle.gif]





michaelGA2 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 1:35:54 PM)

i want to complain that there aren't enought cat-people in the world and too many dog-people




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 1:39:20 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Evanesce

Dammit benji... I'm rolling up a newspaper.  [sm=paddle.gif]



Denise,

Bitte tue nichts dass ich zu sehr geniessen wuerde.

Yours,


benji




Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 1:41:58 PM)

OK.  Somebody tell me what he just said so I'll know if I'm supposed to complain about it or not.




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 1:42:55 PM)

Denise,

Complain away.  This is the place to do it, after all.

Yours,


benji




mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 1:43:34 PM)

She is talking about the Sonntag Abend Zietung........I can see it from here. 




angelface183 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 1:48:46 PM)

I want to complain that I did not get to chat with benji earlier because Master decided to have a little fun with my computer while I was in the shower....

Otherwise absotively posilutely no complaints here...having spent the past four days and nights with SacredDom and now we are leaving to go meet my parents!!!!!  I do not think that I could be any happier....




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 1:50:38 PM)

I want to complain that angel is complaining about not talking to me.

She should be happy for her Master for having had the honour of talking to me.

Yours,


benji




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 1:54:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: angelface183

... absotively posilutely no complaints here...having spent the past four days and nights with SacredDom and now we are leaving to go meet my parents!!!!!  I do not think that I could be any happier ....


Hi Angel...

This is an exciting day for you!  All the best for you and SD.  I hope everything goes well...  [sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif][sm=dance.gif]  (happy dance!)

~ Red




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 2:00:34 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

you know how you get adverts and junk mail and in the subject line it says RE: [12] or some number because it has been remailed and forwarded so many times to hide the original?  


I want to complain that I still don't know if Ron was giving me a compliment, an insult, or wasn't talking about me at all... 

I also want to complain that I saw a car from MN in the Borders parking lot this afternoon and when I went to the Erotic/Sexual Lit./Fetish section, I couldn't find Ron anywhere...  [sm=river.gif]




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 2:14:45 PM)

i have a tooth ache[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m17.gif[/image]




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 2:16:11 PM)

also why do we have so many great emoticons for emails pages and pages of them but we cant use them here? [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0473.gif[/image]




crouchingtigress -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 2:20:00 PM)

never mind i figured it out




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 2:20:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress

i have a tooth ache[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m17.gif[/image]


*gives CT a hug and a painkiller, then scratches behind her ears to make her purrrr*   [sm=flowers.gif]




littlelostbunny -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 2:22:04 PM)

I want to complain that it's hot outside, and that there's no healthy food in the house.

The bunny needs her veggies~!

Or something that isn't cake, ice cream, pumpkin bread, cranberry bread, soda, chips...




Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 2:24:00 PM)

PARTY AT LLB'S HOUSE !!!!!  [:D]




gooddogbenji -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/18/2006 2:24:18 PM)

I have mangoes, salad, pineapple, whole wheat bread, an cheese.  Wanna trade?

Yours,


benji




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