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mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 1:31:16 PM)
Well, I got 4, you got 1. I will whip your ass, but will refrain from the converse. I don't know, it is just a 'thing' with me..............LOLOLOLOL. I want to complain that DRH is trying to make me her bitch and I am just trying to fake someone into letting me Dom them till I shoot my jizz.

gypsyssoul -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 1:37:31 PM)
in that case ... may i please complain that i am just a vanilla ... come on .. i would take the handcuffs over the paddle also but ... vanilla ... :: pouts

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 1:39:41 PM)
I want to complain that Ron isn't letting me try my hand (or paddle) at being a switch. I also want to complain that I didn't complain that he could whip my ass, but he is complaining about being my bitch. No fair... LOL... [;)]

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 1:44:08 PM)
I want to complain I already told you how to handle this; go tell your Master that he is in for the ass-whipping of his life if you don't let him ass whip him. See, when it is real you wanna swallow your tongue, you are teasing me cause you know my arms do not reach as far as the places you bill!!!! LOLOLOL, Ron

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 1:45:22 PM)
I'll trade you a bite of ice cream for a swing of my paddle at Ron's bum. [sm=whap.gif]

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 1:55:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I want to complain I already told you how to handle this; go tell your Master that he is in for the ass-whipping of his life if you don't let him ass whip him. See, when it is real you wanna swallow your tongue, you are teasing me cause you know my arms do not reach as far as the places you bill!!!! LOLOLOL, Ron I want to complain that Ron is turning this into an opportunity with Master and all I really want is to see if Ron can take a swift whack to the hiney by a novice. I also want to complain that I am willing to take this whacking thing on pro bono if Ron would let me. See? No bill... nothing up my sleeve... Ah-ha!!! I want to complain that it just came to me that begging is a "Lives For" activity for Ron. (Okay, not a hard limit for me... "puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz?????") [8D]

gypsyssoul -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 2:03:40 PM)
humm gonna go with a no but thank you very much .. i'lll keep the cone .. "notcrazyenoughorbraveenoughforthatone" but you all keep going its cute

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 2:06:44 PM)
Well... okay. But if you change your mind, come find me! [:D]

BitaTruble -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 2:16:08 PM)
quote: all I really want is to see if Ron can take a swift whack to the hiney by a novice. I also want to complain that I am willing to take this whacking thing on pro bono if Ron would let me. See? No bill... nothing up my sleeve... Ah-ha!!! I want to complain that it just came to me that begging is a "Lives For" activity for Ron. (Okay, not a hard limit for me... "puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz?????") [8D] Yanno, Drh.. some of us live just down the road a piece from Ron. Have you ever considered getting a proxy? ::blinks:: Celeste - has paddle, will drive. [8D] (psssst.. keep this in mind though.. sometimes my mouth writes checks my ass can't cash!)

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 2:26:47 PM)
Thanks, Celeste. If your ass can't cash the check your mouth just wrote, do you think it could get a loan? Please ask Himself to take photos to send me. Sighs a blissful sigh, just daydreaming of Ron's tushy being chased around by a menopausal Celeste and her paddle. (Now, Ron, just settle down and let this happen. If not, Celeste will get the ginger root!) [:D] I want to complain that I can't be there in person.

cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 2:59:35 PM)
I want to complain that I just got done talking to my ex, and he really knows how to push my buttons!!! He always makes me feel so bad about myself, I just feel so low right now.

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 3:05:58 PM)
I want to complain that I can't be in Kentucky right now to give her a hug and pick up her self-esteem and put it on a very high shelf. [sm=flowers.gif]

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 3:06:25 PM)
DRH, here is where to lay your paddle. See, your God provides for you, now; on your knees. LOL, Ron

cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 3:08:29 PM)
Thank you Daddysredhead! He always makes me feel so bad about myself, I don't know why he wants to do that.

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 3:22:45 PM)
Aw fuck him, cuddly....that's why they call them exes.

Evanesce -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 3:29:23 PM)
I want to complain that cuddles is giving her ex power over her, to which he is not entitled! Take it back, girl!

cuddleheart50 -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 3:33:01 PM)
Your right guys, all of you are right! But, my feelings gets hurt so easy, and he has done this to me for 30 yrs. What comes around goes around, and one day,,,,he will get his.

krikket -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 5:56:41 PM)
i wasn't gonna complain..honest..but i can't help myself.. Tonight when i came home from work i went over to the computer desk and discovered the desk and most everything on it was covered with ants. ewwww!!! The official destroyer of all things that fly, crawl, creep or otherwise don't belong inside my house (son) is at work. my official job is to scream his name and go.."ewwwww"..lol. So..all myself, i grabbed the can of raid and spayed my desk, keyboard, track ball, monitor, surge protector and the carpet and door bottom that leads to the balcony..yuck!! So..now the house smells like raid (double yuck!!) which is doing my asthma sooooo much good...NOT!!! Happy S.H.I.T. (sorry hon, it's only tuesday) day ya'll... cheers, jimini

mnottertail -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 6:00:33 PM)
Don't spray that shit on crabs, 'cause that shit really hurts.

Daddysredhead -> RE: All complaints go here! (6/20/2006 6:05:20 PM)
That is right... and you have a gal pal in a nearby state with a picture of a paddle above her head. That should give you a sense of satisfaction. (LOL) In all seriousness, sweetie, I have an ex, too, and can relate to the putting down stuff. However, I have friends, family, and a Master who love me and remind me that I am not any of the things that I get called out of my ex's sense of insecurity and anger that he displays at times. When you don't feel like you're of value, trust that the people around wouldn't conspire against you with such a lie that they love you. They may conspire about fake boobs and fake nipples, but never about loving you! (winks and gives a big hug)

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