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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/20/2006 6:10:40 PM   
mnottertail


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Try to get felt UP, kid; not down.............. 

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/20/2006 6:12:16 PM   
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There have been many times over the years that i['ve felt down right blessed that my now ex walked out the door the way he did so without any word, note or apology.  Yes, it felt like he ripped a part out of me -- not because he left, but because i was silly enough to think we had enough of a relationship left to at least discuss and maybe end up friends. <sigh>  Fortunately he left quickly, taking very little with him, although i woulda been happy to share the bills..lol, and moved states and states away.  He didn't want any contact with him 3 sons, is now clueless why they won't talk to him, but... i didn't have to deal with all that you're doing cuddles..and huggles for all the times you did stand up to him, and all the times you will.

jimini

edited cuz more ants keeping peeking outta their hiding spots, and i'm outta raid.. grrrrrrr!!

< Message edited by krikket -- 6/20/2006 6:23:45 PM >


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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/20/2006 6:15:36 PM   
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My bitch today is that i have nothing to complain about !!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/20/2006 6:18:59 PM   
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I am Moheftigly pissed off and complaining that your picture is gone.............

Well, I suppose the good part is my screen won't stick together anymore......but still and all....SHIT!


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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/20/2006 6:19:19 PM   
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No wonder I like this place so well, all my friends are here!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/20/2006 6:30:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I am Moheftigly pissed off and complaining that your picture is gone.............

Well, I suppose the good part is my screen won't stick together anymore......but still and all....SHIT!



Its only temporary - i changed it is all lol
However if you are having withdrawal symptoms u cud message me and ill send u a nice pic for u to laminate lol

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/20/2006 7:09:00 PM   
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laminate--- LOL.  I am not the man I was 20 years ago.  I used to be able to stick flies to the ceiling with it.  Be that as it may, the next girl that gets with me will need to wear a football helmet to keep her brains in, but it would only be a long slow eruptive death..........the splatter won't be all over the walls or nothin'.

LOL, Laminate........ I like that.


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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/20/2006 7:40:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

now; on your kness.


You first... 

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

DRH, here is where to lay your paddle.   



My dear naughty, Ronnie...
If you are going to be my bitch, even for one scene, you must remember that you may not tell me where to lay my paddle.  That is called topping from the bottom.  That is not nice.  So while you were talking to Cuddles, I collected your four paddles and have them in my possession.  If you are a good boy, you may earn them back.  Embracing your submissive side does not make you less of a man, however, screaming like a little girl when I whack your tushy does.  (I've developed a sadistic side with you, my sweet ottertail... mmm)

Let's not put off the inevitable, all right?

Here's a pillow for your knees.  (Apparently I am a sadist with a kind streak, lol.)

Bare your bottom.  Don't be shy... 

There you go...  Resistance is futile...

Relax your ass muscles or it will hurt worse...

Here we go, sweetheart, just breathe, it'll be okay...

   See, we're bonding?

That wasn't so bad, was it?

It'll be our little secret...

 

(*kisses Ron's forehead, smiles adoringly, helps him stand up again, and runs off to write all about this in on-line journal, hee, hee, hee...*)



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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/20/2006 8:02:29 PM   
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quote:

edited cuz more ants keeping peeking outta their hiding spots, and i'm outta raid.. grrrrrrr!!


Better than Raid... tomorrow, go to your nearest Home Depot, Lowe's or Menard's and pick up some Green Light Ant Powder.  No bad smell, and it works great.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/20/2006 11:02:33 PM   
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I have had something in my eye for two months now. This fucking sucks and I want to complain about it.


I am done now.

Carry on.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/20/2006 11:24:47 PM   
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Great, I needed this thread.

My hair always frizzes after I wash it. My beloved orchid is wilting no matter how much attention I give it. Gas prices are too high. People at work are too needy. Cotton should not shrink after you wash it. They should have never gotten rid of the tan M&Ms.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/21/2006 6:58:29 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

I have had something in my eye for two months now. This fucking sucks and I want to complain about it.


I am done now.

Carry on.


It's called an eye ball - sorry cudnt resist.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/21/2006 9:55:10 AM   
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I want to complain that I haven't heard from Ron since playing with him in post # 1608... 
(I can't provide quality aftercare if you fall off the planet, sweetheart...   )

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/21/2006 10:00:39 AM   
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I have been practicing my lamination skills.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/21/2006 10:06:49 AM   
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ooooooohh!  multi-talented...  I find that sexy... 

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/21/2006 10:18:37 AM   
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Ja, I am also cooking up a very special won-ton soup for you!

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/21/2006 10:23:19 AM   
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I want to complain that tom kha isn't on the menu.

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/21/2006 10:40:03 AM   
mnottertail


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is that the franchise in the seychelles?

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/21/2006 11:09:47 AM   
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complaining that I agreed to be a supportive friend and go on a butt reduction programme with her and now I am craving chocolate

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RE: All complaints go here! - 6/21/2006 11:16:19 AM   
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Haaaaaaaaaa le chocolat... try and develop a taste for savoury fare *wink wink* (mnottertail, try and curtail your urge to comment!). Better, perhaps: try and acquire a taste for high cocoa content dark chocolate, if you don't already like it. It's much better for you: high in flavonoids, antioxydants and not nearly as high in sugar as the usual 'candy' choccy.

I want to complain in general.

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