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AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: The Man Rules (8/2/2010 10:22:06 AM)

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1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.


And in most cases after that we will sniff it... yes we know it's Gross but it's how we determine how healthy we are... if we fail to pass out this means we do not have to go to the Doctor.

When we Scratch our balls, we will then smell... this will tell us how acceptable it is to ask for a Blow Job Later... if our eyes water and then we say we need a shower... expect to be asked to suck the cock later.

Earwax smells interesting.. nothing else smells like it... this is why we smell it.

Belly Button Funk comes in two flavors. "What the fuck is that?" & "Why does it smell like a Funion?" NEVER fall for us asking you to tell us what it smells like... it is just to knock you out... like chlorophorm.

If there is Puss we will smell that too... like I said we want to know how sick we are.

QSM



Chrisincuffs -> RE: The Man Rules (8/2/2010 1:16:34 PM)

Thanks QSM for being the Ambassador between men and women on this subject. It seems that you are quite honest, open, and eloquent with your words here.

And I would also like to thank you causing me to throw up a little bit in my mouth after reading many of your posts[sm=eeew.gif]



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: The Man Rules (8/2/2010 1:55:14 PM)

Personally I find most w omens shoes ugly, or they just don't interest me. I wasn't impressed with the Gressimo Louboutin's.

I didn't see anything that impressed me enough to pay the prices they asked, even if I did wear heels.

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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum
(google them, you'll see why i almost orgasmed from the sight of them)



Chrisincuffs -> RE: The Man Rules (8/2/2010 2:43:03 PM)

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Personally I find most w omens shoes ugly, or they just don't interest me. I wasn't impressed with the Gressimo Louboutin's.

I didn't see anything that impressed me enough to pay the prices they asked, even if I did wear heels.


maybe these? very reasonably priced and very girlie

[image]local://upfiles/916624/4A45DBB69159442A9A2E2B438571A425.jpg[/image]



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: The Man Rules (8/2/2010 2:58:16 PM)

They are interesting, but nothing that makes me go oh oh oh.

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ORIGINAL: Chrisincuffs





Chrisincuffs -> RE: The Man Rules (8/2/2010 3:16:32 PM)

Are there ANY types of shoes that make you go "OHOHOHOH YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!" lol

and hey if you're not a shoe girl you're not a shoe girl, that's ok too [:D]



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: The Man Rules (8/2/2010 8:32:20 PM)

Some, but most of them tend to be kinds I can't wear  like those sexy knee high platform boots, and what not.

But Mary Jane style shoes perk my interest, they're cute in my opinion.

It's hard to find styles around here like that. One store did have a nice pair, but they were 85 dollars, and I didn't have that in the budget to spare.

Mostly not really a shoe girl though.
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ORIGINAL: Chrisincuffs

Are there ANY types of shoes that make you go "OHOHOHOH YEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!" lol

and hey if you're not a shoe girl you're not a shoe girl, that's ok too [:D]



AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: The Man Rules (8/2/2010 10:54:55 PM)

GIRLS This is THE MAN RULES thread can we stop talking about FUCKING SHOES.

I swear to god women will buy shoes just do other women can't have them... It's Disturbing.

QSM



MissAsylum -> RE: The Man Rules (8/3/2010 2:47:23 AM)

i didn't know i bought shoes to spite other ladies. i always thought it was because they are like jewlery for my tootsies. i have been enlightened- thank you.



MissAsylum -> RE: The Man Rules (8/3/2010 2:51:11 AM)

hey, no harm no foul if shoes aren't your thing. i know quite a few women who feel that way and will look at me in astonishment that i would pay 3,000+ for a pair a heels. but i get my per wear cost out of them( everytime you wear a pair a shoes, you divide the cost of the shoes by the number of times you've worn them.)



Toppingfrmbottom -> RE: The Man Rules (8/3/2010 9:15:06 AM)

Craft supplies are my thing[:D] I can drop a lot of dough on craft stuff, not usually all at once, but I been known to spend 200 300 dollars in one shot on craft and sewing supplies.

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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

hey, no harm no foul if shoes aren't your thing. i know quite a few women who feel that way and will look at me in astonishment that i would pay 3,000+ for a pair a heels. but i get my per wear cost out of them( everytime you wear a pair a shoes, you divide the cost of the shoes by the number of times you've worn them.)



Hillwilliam -> RE: The Man Rules (8/3/2010 9:38:26 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

hey, no harm no foul if shoes aren't your thing. i know quite a few women who feel that way and will look at me in astonishment that i would pay 3,000+ for a pair a heels. but i get my per wear cost out of them( everytime you wear a pair a shoes, you divide the cost of the shoes by the number of times you've worn them.)


For $3000, that custom flyrod is bamboo.  NOW were talkin.



kinkienesss -> RE: The Man Rules (8/4/2010 6:44:27 PM)

omg i want a pair of those



kinkienesss -> RE: The Man Rules (8/4/2010 6:45:39 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Chrisincuffs

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Personally I find most w omens shoes ugly, or they just don't interest me. I wasn't impressed with the Gressimo Louboutin's.

I didn't see anything that impressed me enough to pay the prices they asked, even if I did wear heels.


maybe these? very reasonably priced and very girlie

[image]local://upfiles/916624/4A45DBB69159442A9A2E2B438571A425.jpg[/image]



too cute how much did you pay



DarlingSavage -> RE: The Man Rules (8/4/2010 9:17:45 PM)

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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


Actually, I would prefer that men put the seat UP!  Men cannot AIM!  I don't care HOW much they say they can, they CAN'T!  Put the fucking seat UP!  I can put it down, I'm a big girl.

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1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


That's right!  No is a complete sentence.  It's amazing, isn't it?

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1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


No, they pretty much want to tell you what to do, too.


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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.


Agreed.


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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.


As a GEOGRAPHER, I must disagree with this.  GET A MAP!


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1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.


No, you don't.  Y'all's fingernails are usually TOO SHORT!  Y'all BRUISE, not SCRATCH.  I, on the other hand, have nails that are perfect for scratching itches, they get the job done very nicely.  Don't ask me to scratch YOUR itches, you WILL whine about it. 

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1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.


The answer to both those is, "No I don't!"

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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!


But it is the WRONG shape.

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1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


You're not allowed to sleep on the couch, if you want to go camping, you are required to take me with you, we will find a nice forest in the mountains.  We will NOT shoot animals with guns.





DarlingSavage -> RE: The Man Rules (8/4/2010 9:20:27 PM)

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It's hard to find styles around here like that. One store did have a nice pair, but they were 85 dollars, and I didn't have that in the budget to spare.


Two words:

Electrique Boutique



Chrisincuffs -> RE: The Man Rules (8/4/2010 9:26:55 PM)

Sorry QSM but back to shoes...and yep on the man thread...Whatcha gonna do?
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too cute how much did you pay


http://www.boginni.com/

Their prices have actually dropped quite a bit since I bought mine, I bought them last year at a pretentious boutique in Excelsior MN that bragged they were the only place in the US you could buy them. However this is the website, very cute if you like the girlie stuff!



sexyred1 -> RE: The Man Rules (8/4/2010 9:28:54 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

hey, no harm no foul if shoes aren't your thing. i know quite a few women who feel that way and will look at me in astonishment that i would pay 3,000+ for a pair a heels. but i get my per wear cost out of them( everytime you wear a pair a shoes, you divide the cost of the shoes by the number of times you've worn them.)


Ha! Cost Per Wear. That equation is the only math I can deal with. It is my mantra when justifying handbag/jewelry purchases. Sadly, I die for your aforementioned Louboutins but cannot wear them now except if I am horizontal.



MercTech -> RE: The Man Rules (8/5/2010 3:15:20 PM)

Ok... shoes that a man will sit up and take notice of... warning.. not your silly girly pumps...

http://www.jaminleather.com/Ladies-Thigh-Highs-C2064.aspx



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