jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail sensationalism is where the bucks are at, the media has long since given up on actually reporting news, theres no money in it if it aint polarized and sensationalised, fuck a bunch of fact, thats why NPR is about all that remains, and the BBC, but they even get a little zany sometimes. Yeah, we always see this sort of thing in the media, and that includes WSJ and FOX and MSNBC and CNN and all sorts of other folks, we are back to yellow journalism. OBAMA WANTS TO TAKE YOUR GUNS AWAY!!!! Today, Obama signed legislation that gives you the right to carry a gun on federal property, where it does not violate laws existing in the state. An anonymous, highly placed spokesman for the Muckenfutch Society, an independant, non-political think tank in Washington D.C. said, and I quote, "Sherrif Quigley, while out looking for deershiners found four marhajawanna smokers. They were immediately arrested, and the official word from the white house through a whouse newsmans spokesmans aide he said in his own words,and I quote: 'They are jailed.'". Endquote. quote:
What They Don't Want You to Know In order to understand Gun Control you need to realize that everything is controlled by Liberals made up of hispanics with help from socialists. The conspiracy first started during Rodney King Riots in LA. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including assination of JFK. Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their frequent chewing gum. They want to eliminate the Moral Majority and imprison resisters in Mojava Desert using trucks. In order to prepare for this, we all must buy more guns. Since the media is controlled by Rupert Murdoch we should get our information from Joy Bahar.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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