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The Latest - 7/29/2010 1:21:56 PM

jlf1961

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What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand taxes you need to realize that everything is controlled by liberals made up of native americans with help from democrats.

The conspiracy first started during election of Barack Obama in Washington DC. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including election of the first black president.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their frequent using a teleprompter.

They want to murder Republicans and imprison resisters in death valley using buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must protest. Since the media is controlled by Kieth Olbermann we should get our information from Glen Beck.

MAKE YOUR OWN CONSPIRACY THEORY!

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RE: The Latest - 7/29/2010 1:33:01 PM

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I knew it.

Alex has been right all along

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RE: The Latest - 7/29/2010 2:01:56 PM

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According to Rush Limbaugh , in order to know how the Liberal works, one must first understand that the Democrats control everything .

The effects of this control can be seen in the bills that congress past in the last year .

Orly Taitz has stated that this can all be traced back to President Obama not being born in the United States.

Since then, they have been responsible for all problems for example, health reform and the failure of many banks.

However, the members of the conservative right are doing their best to defeat these socialists.

Don't be deceived! You can know the members of this conspiracy by their suits.

They want to socialize medicine and ultimately create a one party system .

They plan to do this by imprisoning Republicans from Iowa.

We must prepare for the coming civil war by hoarding gold and silver.

However since the media is controlled by Kieth Olbermann we must listen only to Rush Limbaugh .

To help, send your money to the Rush Limbaugh Costa Rica Estate fund .

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RE: The Latest - 7/29/2010 2:08:12 PM

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According to JoJo the homeless guy on the corner, all Vegtables are carying invisible nanotech converters which make it easier for the Aliens to take over your mind and make you like Anal Probes.

So every once in awhile I'll pull out a Butt Plug and make him Cry and Scream about how he'll kill anyone I want if I don't stick that in his ass.

He doesn't like St Patrick's day, Says all Aliens like Green and it is just helping them take over the world, and that Obama is 862 years old and has been planning this since he was beat as a slave because he was left my his space ship when some kid showed up with reeces pieces.

I Like JoJo he makes me feel so much better about my political views.

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RE: The Latest - 7/29/2010 2:11:29 PM

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When I become President, we will all be Pink Aliens!

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RE: The Latest - 7/29/2010 3:14:01 PM

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I'm voting for poise!

I don't care what Keith Olbermann and Rush Limbaugh think about it.

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RE: The Latest - 7/31/2010 10:16:31 AM

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hmmmm

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RE: The Latest - 7/31/2010 10:21:33 AM

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It is the Reptiods! They look humaniod but they cannot hide their forked tongue. (think of the TV show V)

We will become their devoted slaves just for living longer and for breeding purposes.

We are doomed because they discover what our weakness is.

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