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I'm sorry but - 7/29/2010 9:10:39 PM

Elisabella

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Rape attempts should not be this hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua-OqYZC1DA

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RE: I'm sorry but - 7/29/2010 9:16:32 PM

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The Brother needs to work for the Rape Crisis Center, He would be a WONDERFUL Spokesman.

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RE: I'm sorry but - 7/29/2010 9:18:00 PM

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THEY SNATCHIN YO PEOPLE UP BRO

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RE: I'm sorry but - 7/29/2010 9:26:27 PM

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*ROTFLMAO* That is So Ghetto.. good that he ran ol boy off though..
Didja hear the one (true story this is, I remember reading it in the paper, years ago..) about the dude that tried to go in and rape this gal, except she grabbed him up by the ball sack, twisted, dragged his lousy squalling ass THUMPITY THUMP off the bed, out the bedroom door, down the hall, down the flight of stairs (presumably still thumping), out the back door, and then FLUNG him by what was left of his balls OFF the back porch and into the yard, whereupon she called the law on him while he unsuccessfully tried to crawl away, still crying like a baby..
This is good; we could turn this into the My Favorite Thwarted Rape Story thread, how's that?

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RE: I'm sorry but - 7/29/2010 9:29:31 PM

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Haha Sorceress that is awesome

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RE: I'm sorry but - 7/29/2010 11:19:54 PM

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You can run tell THAT homeboy! what a loveable character he is! I swear I laughed so hard! I wish I could see him on the news every night!

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RE: I'm sorry but - 7/29/2010 11:29:38 PM

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You can run tell THAT homeboy! what a loveable character he is! I swear I laughed so hard! I wish I could see him on the news every night!

Haha I know. Fuck with his sister and you get called out on TV.

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RE: I'm sorry but - 7/29/2010 11:58:23 PM

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Oh shit I had to watch it again "hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands cuz they rapin erebody up in here!" yep yep I giggled so hard I think I peed a little

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RE: I'm sorry but - 7/30/2010 12:08:57 AM

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Hehehe yeah and I love the way he just says "You are so dumb. You're really dumb. For real.

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RE: I'm sorry but - 7/30/2010 12:13:24 AM

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Peeing myself laughing, that was good!

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RE: I'm sorry but - 7/30/2010 1:12:13 AM

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There is a book called "Her Wits About Her" that chronicles many thwarted rape attempts. It's probably out of priint.

It includes a similar story of an elderly woman who grabbed the guy where it counted. He was wailing and moaning and in reply to something he said she said "Break out then, you broke in, didn't you?"

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RE: I'm sorry but - 8/2/2010 6:00:25 PM

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lawwwwwwwwwwwl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

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RE: I'm sorry but - 8/2/2010 6:30:01 PM

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Oh naw he di-int! that's fuckin funny shit there! RUN TELL THAT!

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RE: I'm sorry but - 8/2/2010 6:39:39 PM

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We gonna fiiind yoou We goona fiind yooou! LmAO

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RE: I'm sorry but - 8/2/2010 6:47:40 PM

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Are you sure this didn't come from the Onion??? LOL

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RE: I'm sorry but - 8/2/2010 10:58:46 PM

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I am LOVING the Auto-Tuned Song.....

Isn't amazing what a $10,000 software program can do?

All for gettin raped in the projects.

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