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The Many Languages of Love - 8/1/2010 6:34:52 PM

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The Italian says, "When I'va finished a makina da love witah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above da bed in ecstasy."

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noteeng. When I've finished making ze love with ze wife, I kiss all ze way down her body and zen I lick ze soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

The redneck says, "That aint nothin. When I've finished porkin' the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."

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RE: The Many Languages of Love - 8/1/2010 7:52:48 PM

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Oh eeeewwww! thats funny as hell though

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RE: The Many Languages of Love - 8/1/2010 11:25:56 PM

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