Ass Biting: The New "Hello".

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MissAsylum -> Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 2:40:35 AM)
complete weirdness: just got home from a party(yes, at 5 something in the AM) and my bum is terribly sore. During the party, a hot girl no more that 5 years older than me saunters up to me, looks at me in a coy manner, walks behind me, then figuratively takes a chunk out of my backside, THEN introduces herself as Audrina. Um, when did biting my ass become the new way to introduce yourself....and more importantly, why didn't i get the memo?

Hillwilliam -> RE: Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 7:16:38 AM)
It must have been your shoes.

lizi -> RE: Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 10:20:43 AM)
A guy did this to me when I was in college, it was his charming way of saying hello...I guess. I dumped a pitcher of beer down his pants. He wasn't happy.

MissAsylum -> RE: Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 10:37:25 AM)
i suppose it could be taken as a very odd way of paying a compliment, but i've never know compliments to hurt.

Chrisincuffs -> RE: Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 11:15:00 AM)
That's gotta be the hottest hello I've ever heard of.....or the worst depending on the person. For a person to have that much confidence to walk up and do that is pretty awesome. i envy her for that

Daddysredhead -> RE: Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 11:45:05 AM)
Sounds like an episode of Seinfeld. [:D]

MissAsylum -> RE: Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 11:58:51 AM)
well i have aa date with her on friday, so it wasnt completely horrible. i'll ask more in depth when i see her

AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 12:36:52 PM)
When you see her Honk Both her breasts and trace her Camel Toe.... Tell her it's you way of saying "Good to see you" QSM

MissAsylum -> RE: Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 1:15:31 PM)
well i'm not trying to get slapped or anything lol

Chrisincuffs -> RE: Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 2:22:57 PM)
QSM, I'm surprised you didn't advise her to sniff the girl's crotch....since you seem to be into smelling things, lol Hope the date goes well...Good luck, if she bites your ass to say hello I'm dying to hear how she says goodnight!

hlen5 -> RE: Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 4:19:49 PM)
She got a date with you so it worked!!

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 5:41:02 PM)
This would be considered very inappropriate at most parties I've attended. There's usually a standard rule of no touching (including biting,) without permission, anything or anyone that does not belong to you. Maybe there was a hot girl clause?

MissAsylum -> RE: Ass Biting: The New "Hello". (8/3/2010 7:10:46 PM)
and i would agree with you. and my boyfriend who saw it happen said it was hot and that i should see where it goes.

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