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Standard Pricing Procedure - 8/3/2010 6:01:32 AM

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In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.

It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN.

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'

The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.'

The moment turned awkward.

Some of the men actually had to'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women.

A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?'

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'

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RE: Standard Pricing Procedure - 8/3/2010 2:25:50 PM

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HA! love it!

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RE: Standard Pricing Procedure - 8/3/2010 3:40:00 PM

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They always fail to point out how much brain power is used being irrational all the time.

Logic has been proven to use less brain stimuli than creating issues that don't exist.

The truth of the matter is the female brain is OVER used... Like with a car, Hard miles are not what one wants to see on a vehicle. If it's got 150,000 miles and all those miles were on a rental car, well those are hard miles. If it's got 150,000 miles and the car is from a small town where travel is restricted to need then I'll take that car any day.

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RE: Standard Pricing Procedure - 8/4/2010 6:34:49 PM

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nice i like

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RE: Standard Pricing Procedure - 8/4/2010 9:29:55 PM

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LMAO! Hello! Female in the house!

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RE: Standard Pricing Procedure - 8/8/2010 7:30:02 AM

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RE: Standard Pricing Procedure - 8/10/2010 10:30:04 PM

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wow, dude ... it's a joke. laugh and move on. or don't laugh, but still move on. either way - it's not that big of a deal that you have to be nasty.

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RE: Standard Pricing Procedure - 8/11/2010 7:05:46 AM

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I don't get it....

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RE: Standard Pricing Procedure - 8/11/2010 10:50:13 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SweetDommes

wow, dude ... it's a joke. laugh and move on. or don't laugh, but still move on. either way - it's not that big of a deal that you have to be nasty.

So let me get this straight.... Insulting a Man is Funny... Insulting a Woman is not Funny but being nasty.

I was giving another joke, to reverse the first one...

I would however like to thank you for proving my point, about the over use of your own brain. It Took a lot of unnecessary thought to think that I was taking anything about the Op Seriously. I think you should take your own advice.....

Wow, Dudette... It's a joke. Laugh or move on. Either way still Move on. There was no need to take something like this, this seriously in the Humor section.

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RE: Standard Pricing Procedure - 8/11/2010 8:50:27 PM

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I actually laugh just as much as jokes that bash women as I do jokes that bash men. Your comment seemed far more bitter than an attempt at humor.

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