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pahunkboy -> a married man- how to tell- (8/4/2010 12:46:52 PM)

Here is a total let on-  if a guy has a woman in his life- his socks and underwear will be brighter and newer.

Now you know.

If it is dingy- he need female company.   If it is too nice- a female owns his azz.



sub4hire -> RE: a married man- how to tell- (8/4/2010 12:54:13 PM)


Not if you are married to me.  Laundry has never been my forte.  However you can eat off of the floors.




ResidentSadist -> RE: a married man- how to tell- (8/4/2010 1:41:23 PM)

"A good Master is a clean master". . . or so I was taught.  My clothes are always clean irrelevant of my relationship status.  But then again, my houses are always 'ship shape' too.  I often get told I am an exception when it comes to cleaning up after myself or taking care of the house.  When I am single, I am my own slave bitch.



AQuietSimpleMan -> RE: a married man- how to tell- (8/4/2010 1:42:31 PM)

The Wife is usually a good give away.

QSM



pahunkboy -> RE: a married man- how to tell- (8/4/2010 1:57:40 PM)

I never understand why men let woman dress them in frilly underwear.

I guess it goes with the ear ring.



ShaharThorne -> RE: a married man- how to tell- (8/4/2010 3:19:50 PM)

Bo is pussywhipped, but he does not know it...yet...

I do purchase his underwear during the tax free weekend.  He does the laundry for me *again not realizing it*

I got it made when I am in Austin...he even provides me with winecoolers and haute cuisiune(?)

All I have to do is keep an eye on the dog, cat and making sure Lizard is alive...(at last check, she was cleaning the entire apartment so he can relax a bit...) 



subwaythru -> RE: a married man- how to tell- (8/15/2010 4:08:22 AM)

Brighter and newer? --- If there's a wife in the picture, the socks may even be the same color!!!



bellesoumise -> RE: a married man- how to tell- (8/15/2010 4:22:52 AM)

A woman walks up behind him while you're having dinner and knocks him out by hitting over the head with a golf club.



PeanutTigerinBox -> RE: a married man- how to tell- (8/15/2010 6:58:18 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

But then again, my houses are always 'ship shape' too.  I often get told I am an exception when it comes to cleaning up after myself or taking care of the house. 


[sm=writing.gif] Invitation telegram to Mister Kalon *stop*
always very welcome here *stop*
my flat is in desperate need to experience experienced cleaning hands *stop*.
Willing to reside in your home until you cleaned up mine *stop*.

yours sincerely *stop*

ahem...

ahem...


I suppose I should close it with the title Sir A gave me once *stop* when he named me as dirty carthorse[8|] *stop*




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