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ShaharThorne -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 7:13:08 AM)

Is this where we rag on Holly now?  Not that I will do it but it is so tempting...

May LO drive her crazy to where she needs a Mothers Day Off...




pahunkboy -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 7:35:27 AM)

They cant seem to run Pittsburgh.

I have power.  I never lose power.

Tho I am 5 hours away.    Recall that some here do not have running water... this is rural.






LanceHughes -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 7:48:04 AM)

The local "faggot cook" joins the meatloaf brigade..... trying to think how to do that...... Let's see.... do we deconstruct it?  Nah.... nobody, and I mean nobody would "get" it.

Let's go with lo-cal, exotic!

Instead of ground beef (at 80%, probably) use ground buffalo and equal ground veal (or turkey for you whiners.)  Buffalo might be more available out here in Colorado, since some of the first commercial ranches were here.  But, hey!  This is our Holly we're talking about!

Buffalo and veal/turkey are going to be WAAAaaay leaner than most beef..... so, we'll use extra fat in the guise of olive oil.... so, sautee onions and garlic in a little OO.  When nice color, take OFF heat, add panko bread crumbs and two - maybe three eggs since we need binding. (pun intended, but only for perverted cooks.) 

Next, a "cheat" - small can of stewed tomatoes, Italian style.  Dump in a small bowl and cut-up the slices.... we want chopped.  Okay, if dough is too loose, more panko.  Mamma would add 1/2 can of 6 oz. tomato paste, so we will, too.  Should have an almost dough consistency, but a little looser.

Spices??? I think a nice blend of Italian.... http://www.fbtef.com/index_files/Page2148.htm  Maybe an extra shot of Thyme, but not too much extra. LOL!  A little sea-salt.  Salt is an enhancer.  Dough should NOT taste salty.  Remember, you got salt from the canned cheats  and from panko. Maybe NO additional salt.  Oh, yeah... you got sugar from both cans.... maybe a shot of vinegar.... oops, now too loose... LOL! panko to fix.  Black pepper to taste.  Now the two ground meats.

Pack into your BUTTERED loaf pan - probably two pans at this point - lol....  Make a deep cut, long way and put in rest of tomato paste.  Pre-heated oven at 350 for 45 mins.

Seriously, folks.  2 lbs meat, 2 eggs, 2 cups bread crumbs, 3/4 cup liquid (from stewed tomatoes - please measure!) 1 chopped onion (not sauteed.)  You can make your own bread crumbs... toast and a Baggie and a rolling pin.

Wild variation (in cook book)  Use buttered muffin tin - 400 for 25 minutes. Yumm.....  I think I'll try muffins!  Mashed potatoes, also in muffin tins.  Let's see.... maybe Chantilly Potatoes - mashed with a topping of Swiss cheese and heavy cream.  Parsley atop.....

Fresh carrots al' dente.  And, then at last moment, frozen green peas and onions.

Damn  Not even lunch time yet... (8:50 AM, Local) and my mouth is "at" dinner..... LOL!




poise -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 7:50:16 AM)

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LadyHibiscus -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 8:50:28 AM)

I will NOT be consuming meatloaf!!

I might knock something over, though! :)




MistressLavinia -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 8:55:26 AM)

She is one of the nicest people I have had the honor of speaking with through the forums, so all my best wishes go to her, for a speedy power fix.

hi Steven




FelineFae -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 9:31:40 AM)

Oh, Poor Kid !!! [>:]




ResidentSadist -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 9:37:37 AM)

I heard Jim threw the meatloaf out but it hit the side of the garbage can, bounced off and hit the light pole... which broke, fell over and knocked out the power for the entire area.




myotherself -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 9:41:10 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I heard Jim threw the meatloaf out but it hit the side of the garbage can, bounced off and hit the light pole... which broke, fell over and knocked out the power for the entire area.


Wow - we're lucky she made a small snack-sized version then, or the entire US could now be in blackout! [:D]




ResidentSadist -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 9:45:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: myotherself


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I heard Jim threw the meatloaf out but it hit the side of the garbage can, bounced off and hit the light pole... which broke, fell over and knocked out the power for the entire area.


Wow - we're lucky she made a small snack-sized version then, or the entire US could now be in blackout! [:D]

Yes, we were lucky only his slice hit the pole. The rest of it landed further away and created a meteor like crater.




ShaharThorne -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 10:01:36 AM)

Ohhhhh...RS knows how to do it...sadist style...

*whistling "I never smoke pot with Willie again"...*




PeanutTigerinBox -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 11:56:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: EbonyWood
so she has 200 replies to do


no need to worry about that, often she doesn't read back and only bothers about what is right in front of her at that moment [:)]




PeanutTigerinBox -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 11:59:33 AM)

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
Hey.. it doesn't have to have been Holly and the power grid.. maybe the LO stuck something in the toaster!!!


Now Greedy, you know that's not the problem....she tried to take whatever he put in the toaster out with a table knife......you know you can see her doing it as we speak!!!!!!

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You sure it is him in the first place???

I know my mum accusing me of things I didn't do or blaming me I wouldn't have said this and that when in fact I did...maybe she does all that stuff and just...can't remember it [8|]




poise -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 12:43:54 PM)

Welcome back to civilization Holly!




sirsholly -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 12:52:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

I heard Jim threw the meatloaf out but it hit the side of the garbage can, bounced off and hit the light pole... which broke, fell over and knocked out the power for the entire area.
you PROMISED not to tell!!




soul2share -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 12:56:53 PM)

HOLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The lights are back on......

but is anybody home?  huh?  huh?   
 
yeah, yeah, ya saw it coming........




ShaharThorne -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 1:09:28 PM)

We were trying to dissect a meatloaf, but it resisted, sprouted legs and ran for its life.

It was seen at the power station close to you, Holly...




sirsholly -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 1:10:14 PM)

GOOBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/whereareu.gif[/image]

The power company did a freakin awesome job in getting most of us up and running...and we are talking major tree removal almost everywhere. [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/faklasmileyf.gif[/image]   The storm was so nasty we lost a window on the back porch. [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/hurricanesmiley.gif[/image][image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/twister2.gif[/image]


My cell was dead and the only # on Jims turned out to be Stevens because i sent some Winter Wonderland pics during the last blizzard. I wanted you guys to know there was not an incident involving stairs, meatloaf, or my two left feet.

Thanks to out wonderful Steven and to all who made me smile reading this thread. But...sheeeeeesh, do we have a ton of work to do cleaning up the aftermath.






sirsholly -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 1:13:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

HOLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

The lights are back on......

but is anybody home?  huh?  huh?   
 
yeah, yeah, ya saw it coming........
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sirsholly -> RE: Don't expect to hear from holly soon. (8/5/2010 1:14:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ShaharThorne

We were trying to dissect a meatloaf, but it resisted, sprouted legs and ran for its life.

It was seen at the power station close to you, Holly...
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