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ShaharThorne -> *choking while laughing* (8/9/2010 6:15:30 PM)

Some guy viewed my profile, so I put the cursor on his pic.

He weighs 80LBS!?!

Now I have to clean my monitor off of chicken nuggets...

*muttering to herself "at least 180 pounds"*




sappatoti -> RE: *choking while laughing* (8/9/2010 6:41:50 PM)

What? On some other planet, with the right gravitational center, even I weigh only 80 lbs.

You have something against... aliens?




ShaharThorne -> RE: *choking while laughing* (8/9/2010 6:49:42 PM)

Mainly the Greys doing their exams...they have to do anal probing all the time...[sm=abducted.gif]




sappatoti -> RE: *choking while laughing* (8/9/2010 7:03:36 PM)

Thor isn't going to be happy that you called him a "grey."

You DO have something against aliens. I knew it!




ShaharThorne -> RE: *choking while laughing* (8/9/2010 7:09:43 PM)

Now you got me to think about SG1...lol




sappatoti -> RE: *choking while laughing* (8/9/2010 7:19:39 PM)

Speaking of...

... imagine what a guy might feel if he walked into the Stargate with an erection and, just at the moment his "head" entered the event horizon, the power to the gate shut off.

Then again, let's not.




ShaharThorne -> RE: *choking while laughing* (8/9/2010 7:26:44 PM)

Bad way to get circumised...




Mesmerist -> RE: *choking while laughing* (8/9/2010 7:34:27 PM)

Reminds me of a joke. A woman is touring Jerusalem for the firs time, and is walking through the local shops. She spies a show with beautiful clocks in the window and walks in to talk to the proprietor.
"Those are beautiful clocks in your window"
"Thank you"
"Are they for sale?"
"No, they are not"
"Do you make them?"
"No, I don't"
"Well if you don't make clocks and you don't sell clocks, why do you hang them in the window?"
"Because I'm a Mohel. What do you want I should hang in the window?"




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