here2domin8
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Joined: 8/22/2004
From: Fall River, MA
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disclaimer: do not attempt any of these techniques at home... or anywhere else for that matter
- Insist that all Bondage play be done only with Silly string.
- For gagging, use Giant Supersourball Bubble gum, found in Grocery Store vending machines.
- When your sub starts turning blue from too-tight bounds, tell them how it brings out the color of their eyes ...
- Make them embroider "This Ass Owned and operated by Mistress/Master (insert name here)" on all of their work clothes.
- Flog your submissive ... just before they reach subspace, sing all verses and Choruses of "Tie me Kangaroo down sport" while circling them with the silly string can on full blast...
- Asked to be served watermelon, at a play party...bend them over, naked of course, and have a seed spitting contest with all the Dominants aiming for the subs anus
- For wax-play, paint your sub entirely black, then drip a colorful pattern on them with your brand new box of 96 vibrant colored Crayolas, scratch the colors off with a toothpick, revealing an interesting design underneath...
- When they call their safeword, make them say "pretty please"..then "pretty please with sugar on top"...before you stop.
- Have a new favorite flogger made of gummie worms.
- Superglue the nipple clamps ON.
- Send your sub to the Dairy Queen for 2 quarts of Milkshakes, when they return, have the enema bag hanging in full view.
- Sit upright for a backrub, keep saying "a little to the left" until they get dizzy from going around you.
- Wear rainbow socks with toes in them with your 5" stilettos for that foot fetishist submissive.
- Replace the St. Andrew's Cross in the dungeon with a life size replica of "Barney the purple Dinosaur" that sings, "I love you, you love me..." attach metal cuffs to the arms and legs of sub and Barney, go watch a video of Gone With The Wind.
- Take your sub to K-mart...lose them and have them called over the intercom: "Will the redassed-sissyboy/sub-gal (insert favorite humiliating term) meet your Master/Goddess at the customer service desk"
- Give all directives and commands in a Donald Duck voice.
- When tired of the Donald Duck voice, use pig-latin.
- When your sub begs to cum, look perplexed and say, "silly...you are already here"
- Insist that you are a born natural with a bull whip.
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