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TakeYouInHandUK -> Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 9:50:04 AM)

HAZARD ALERT

Life expectancy in the western world is approaching 80
Astronaut, Soldier, Bomb Disposal Expert, Deep Sea Fisherman, Stuntman.
These for life insurance purposes are some of the most dangerous jobs.
I am very glad that we don't have to declare whether we are Dominant - because this is obviously the most hazardous pastime.

Having read yet another profile (some of us actually do, not just look at the pictures), where her ex Master has recently died, it occured to me that being a Master must be about the most dangerous thing of all.
What could be causing this epidemic?
(Whip rash? Wood worm from the Cane? Over exertion from all the sex?)

Whilst it must occasionally happen - my sympathy to those it really does happen to, the sheer volume is barely credible. Especially to all those who are apparently 23 year olds with porn star looks, the vast number on this site makes me laugh & worry about an epidemic.

So why say it?
Cynics may suggest it is because they would not get good references, are fakes or more likely wannabes (the ones who happen to be in Africa when this happens are obviously scammers) but that would be harsh on the odd genuine one. The other variation is "moved away" also possible but somewhere without email & a phone so we can check?

Observations please from those who have noticed the trend



DarkSteven -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 10:01:49 AM)

You mean... that some of the profiles are fakes?

Noooooooooo!!!



poise -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 11:29:31 AM)

.......revives steven with cpr [image]http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv215/ice_0/nurse.gif[/image]



DaddyDomP -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 1:01:30 PM)

I was always fond of the profiles where they only weigh 65 lbs. I need their diet plan. LOL



mstrjx -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 1:33:02 PM)

You failed to mention that after their master dies they often lose their hearing.  So, being submissive is no less hazardous, just less fatal.

Jeff



Jeffff -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 1:48:53 PM)

You thinks THAT'S dangerous...... I was reported to the FBI by another poster here.

I spent all day cleaning so the place would look nice when they got there...... and did they show?

Nope.





juliaoceania -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 1:50:58 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

You thinks THAT'S dangerous...... I was reported to the FBI by another poster here.

I spent all day cleaning so the place would look nice when they got there...... and did they show?

Nope.





Man, I am so jealous, I would love it if the FBI showed up, I have this interrogation fantasy I have been trying to get satisfied



laurell3 -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 1:53:11 PM)

I don't think you'd like theirs...the ending part about spending decades locked up with angry women isn't pretty. [;)]



juliaoceania -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 1:58:00 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

I don't think you'd like theirs...the ending part about spending decades locked up with angry women isn't pretty. [;)]


If I were bi it might work



BlackTigerDragon -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 3:05:27 PM)

I've noticed that too!! When I read the recent journals I see about 3 posts per page of 'Baawwwwwww Master died!'. I really think we should look into this. I find it very suspicious that so many Masters are constantly dying at the same time. Something isn't right here.



Whiplashsmile4 -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 3:19:20 PM)

Plays sympathy card for 100 bonus points...



Bobanna -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 3:57:15 PM)

Well it's only hazardous when they state they live in Orlando in the United State of Americas.
Shit, then you KNOW its time to break out your cc.



DesFIP -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 6:24:21 PM)

I think it's because traditionally the woman nags the man to go to the doctor. She normally makes the appointments, calls the doctor with essential info and takes care of his health. Submissives don't do that because they are told to drop it and they do. So guys don't go to the doctor, don't give all the info and don't follow recommendations. And that's why they die sooner.

Obviously I'm a bad sub. I nag him to go to the doctor and I ask him if he's taken his meds. And I harass him about checking his blood sugar regularly. Especially when I know he's been eating wrongly and it will be high.



sweetsub1957 -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 7:09:28 PM)

~FR~
I've only had one Dominant die (last October) and His ex-wife killed Him. It was really sad. I said something in my profile about it for a little while, but I'm still not sure why.

~sweetsub~



Nehemiah -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 7:21:32 PM)

The FBI was created by a kinkster and I think the kinky energy is still throbbing throughout the agency.



Aswad -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/10/2010 9:26:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: laurell3

I don't think you'd like theirs...the ending part about spending decades locked up with angry women isn't pretty. [;)]


Former and current inmates are the largest minority group in the US, if memory serves.

Anyway, fantasies don't have to deal with those realities, which is what makes them fantasies. And fantasies are cool, after all. Interrogation and seducing your way out of it. Abduction with 'rape'. Horny catholic nuns. Arab in an Israeli airport getting rectally probed by a uniformed officer. Detention and sex ed. Inquisitors and Albigensians. Whatever.

Health,
al-Aswad.



IronBear -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/11/2010 6:33:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

You thinks THAT'S dangerous...... I was reported to the FBI by another poster here.

I spent all day cleaning so the place would look nice when they got there...... and did they show?

Nope.





You have me confuzzled Jeffff, Would the FBI be the "FEDS" or would it be a Fucking Big Indian?????  I immagine it may depend who you were bedding at the time.

Back to the OP
Of course being a Master is dangerous. When you are top of the heap every one want to knock you off, drag you down and trample you in the pig swill or cow shit...  Unless you get taken out by another master. Remember old chap, "There Can Only Be ONE!!!!!"...




CreativeDominant -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/11/2010 8:15:50 AM)

~hand to heart~...I think this is the BIG ONE...really...I do...help...meeeeeeeeeeeeeee....thud~



myotherself -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/11/2010 8:18:18 AM)

some people will do ANYTHING for a bit of mouth to mouth! [:D]



Malkinius -> RE: Dangerous Being A Dom (8/11/2010 11:47:52 AM)

Greetings myotherself....

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

some people will do ANYTHING for a bit of mouth to mouth! [:D]


And some people will say almost anything for a bit of foot to mouth! <grins>

Be well...

Malkinius



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