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laurell3 -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 10:44:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

lol YOU are supposed to be flirting with Jeff LaT! I'm flirting with VC!

Ladies, ladies, there is enough of both Jefffff and me to go around-and you both know I think you're fantastic [:)]

But there is one thing:

I AM NOT CUTE. Seriously. I have dyke hair and everything now. With an undercut. You can't be cute with an undercut.

:P



I'll be the judge of that. Send me a naked picture so I can rate your haircut..............[8|]




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 10:45:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

I want your mum!
Well your ladyfriend wants MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Is that twisted?

I think that makes you two twisted.




laurell3 -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 10:46:33 AM)

Vc there is no fucking question we are twisted, trust me.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 10:47:01 AM)

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

Send me a naked picture

I will if you will [8D]

Actually no I won't, in case you show Floofy. He might look at me and wish I was my mum, and *nobody* wants that.




Jeffff -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 10:47:54 AM)

You are FAR too short for me.

I want your mum!




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 10:48:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

You are FAR to short for me.

I want your mum!

She's half an inch shorter than me. [:D][:D][:D][:D]

And I am ONLY HALF AN INCH SHORTER THAN AVERAGE.

That is NOT SHORT.




Jeffff -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 10:51:53 AM)

Your mum has a certain.....gravitas that comes from experience.

In that fashion she is at least 2 inches taller than you.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 10:54:31 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

Your mum has a certain.....gravitas that comes from experience.

In that fashion she is at least 2 inches taller than you.

There is a joke in here somewhere about how you claim to have an extra two inches because of your gravitas, but I can't seem to frame it.

Can we pretend I just skilfully implied that you had a small cock?




Jeffff -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 10:58:10 AM)

I am offened at your slight!


Jeffff's cock





Twoshoes -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 11:00:09 AM)


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ORIGINAL: laurell3

Vc there is no fucking question we are twisted, trust me.


Jeff: This laurell3 character is a keeper. She even starts threads specifically to feed your ego. And she flirts with other ladies right infront of you. Pure awesomeness.




laurell3 -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 11:01:59 AM)

lol I didn't start the thread and the flirting is just joking, unless VC is planning on moving a longass way some time soon!





Jeffff -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 11:02:09 AM)

Hunky started the thread..... He wants to take me dancing!

But Laurell is a keeper!

VC's mum is more of a rental, or perhaps a lease.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 11:06:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

the flirting is just joking, unless VC is planning on moving a longass way some time soon!

Sadly, yes-just joking.

I'm not even sure where Nebraska *is*...

ETA: Floofy's cock can *type*?!? Who knew?




Jeffff -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 11:13:44 AM)


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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious


I'm not even sure where Nebraska *is*...



If there is a flat, boring, not a goddamn thing to do kind of place in the UK, you have seen Nebraska




heartcream -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 11:15:49 AM)

Jeffff rules!




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 11:23:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

If there is a flat, boring, not a goddamn thing to do kind of place in the UK, you have seen Nebraska

*coughExceptLaurellcough*




Twoshoes -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 11:26:27 AM)

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Hunky started the thread.....

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lol I didn't start the thread


My bad, my bad....

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

haha is it wrong that I'm rating your approaches as to how I think it would work with him? [:D]


But she's supporting it, so she still gets some credit!




pahunkboy -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 11:41:16 AM)

I started the thread- as Jefff is likely the only guy here that could enjoy the joking around.

:-)

why not make his day fun?

yeHAA




Jeffff -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 11:46:07 AM)

You were JOKING?

I just bought new dancing shoes online



STOMP!




VaguelyCurious -> RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! (8/11/2010 11:47:00 AM)

I love guys who are secure enough in their sexuality that they can compliment other guys' spice racks.




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