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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 10:44:53 AM

laurell3

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

lol YOU are supposed to be flirting with Jeff LaT! I'm flirting with VC!

Ladies, ladies, there is enough of both Jefffff and me to go around-and you both know I think you're fantastic

But there is one thing:

I AM NOT CUTE. Seriously. I have dyke hair and everything now. With an undercut. You can't be cute with an undercut.

:P

I'll be the judge of that. Send me a naked picture so I can rate your haircut..............

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 10:45:04 AM

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I want your mum!

Well your ladyfriend wants MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Is that twisted?

I think that makes you two twisted.

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 10:46:33 AM

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Vc there is no fucking question we are twisted, trust me.

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 10:47:01 AM

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

Send me a naked picture

I will if you will

Actually no I won't, in case you show Floofy. He might look at me and wish I was my mum, and *nobody* wants that.

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 10:47:54 AM

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You are FAR too short for me.

I want your mum!

< Message edited by Jeffff -- 8/11/2010 10:48:33 AM >

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 10:48:47 AM

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You are FAR to short for me.

I want your mum!

She's half an inch shorter than me.

And I am ONLY HALF AN INCH SHORTER THAN AVERAGE.

That is NOT SHORT.

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 10:51:53 AM

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Your mum has a certain.....gravitas that comes from experience.

In that fashion she is at least 2 inches taller than you.

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 10:54:31 AM

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Your mum has a certain.....gravitas that comes from experience.

In that fashion she is at least 2 inches taller than you.

There is a joke in here somewhere about how you claim to have an extra two inches because of your gravitas, but I can't seem to frame it.

Can we pretend I just skilfully implied that you had a small cock?

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 10:58:10 AM

Jeffff

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I am offened at your slight!

Jeffff's cock

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 11:00:09 AM

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

Vc there is no fucking question we are twisted, trust me.

Jeff: This laurell3 character is a keeper. She even starts threads specifically to feed your ego. And she flirts with other ladies right infront of you. Pure awesomeness.

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 11:01:59 AM

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lol I didn't start the thread and the flirting is just joking, unless VC is planning on moving a longass way some time soon!

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 11:02:09 AM

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Hunky started the thread..... He wants to take me dancing!

But Laurell is a keeper!

VC's mum is more of a rental, or perhaps a lease.

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 11:06:34 AM

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

the flirting is just joking, unless VC is planning on moving a longass way some time soon!

Sadly, yes-just joking.

I'm not even sure where Nebraska *is*...

ETA: Floofy's cock can *type*?!? Who knew?

< Message edited by VaguelyCurious -- 8/11/2010 11:08:39 AM >

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 11:13:44 AM

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I'm not even sure where Nebraska *is*...

If there is a flat, boring, not a goddamn thing to do kind of place in the UK, you have seen Nebraska

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 11:15:49 AM

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Jeffff rules!

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 11:23:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: Jeffff

If there is a flat, boring, not a goddamn thing to do kind of place in the UK, you have seen Nebraska

*coughExceptLaurellcough*

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 11:26:27 AM

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Hunky started the thread.....

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lol I didn't start the thread

My bad, my bad....

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ORIGINAL: laurell3

haha is it wrong that I'm rating your approaches as to how I think it would work with him?

But she's supporting it, so she still gets some credit!

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 11:41:16 AM

pahunkboy

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I started the thread- as Jefff is likely the only guy here that could enjoy the joking around.

:-)

why not make his day fun?

yeHAA

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 11:46:07 AM

Jeffff

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You were JOKING?

I just bought new dancing shoes online

STOMP!

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RE: Flirt w Jeffff here- DO IT! - 8/11/2010 11:47:00 AM

VaguelyCurious

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I love guys who are secure enough in their sexuality that they can compliment other guys' spice racks.

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