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CanadianGuy -> the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 12:04:34 AM)

Of the female profiles on this site, the most common (probably close to 1/3 of all of them) type will look something like this:

quote:

ORIGINAL: "mandy"
19, female, bisexual, submissive.
MEN DO NOT CONTACT ME, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED AND I WILL NOT READ THE MESSAGE.
My Master reads every message I get, so men and dominants should not bother.
My Master has given me the opportunity to have a sister slave!  This means that you will come and join us here, help with the housework, and become the collared slut and toy of my Master.  He wants me to find him a beautiful 18 or 19 year old submissive girl whose sole purpose in life is to suck his dick and get done from behind when I'm at work to pay for his drug habit.  You'll be happy to find out that he's very aggressive, moody, and dominant, and he's a GREAT MASTER, so you will be very lucky.  Contact me immediately!  My name is mandy, and I'm very bisexual, and I look forward to playing with you in a big pink bed, while we wear expensive panties!  My Master is amazing, he's very experienced and fun.  You must be drug and disease free.  Virgins are preferred, by far.  And you have to be willing to do anything, with no limits, and relocate to us as soon as we say so.  Are you going to be the lucky one?  I hope so!  Yay!

Give or take a few words.

Are there any submissive females left on this site that haven't been suckered into the mandy type profiles running rampant?  Has collarme become simply a free, slightly kinky version of the other adult dating sites?  And most importantly, can't these "Masters" find their own hoes?

[&:][:@][:(]



mishelli -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 12:06:01 AM)

ooh ooh me me! pick me!



Arpig -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 12:27:45 AM)

Want some cheese with that whine?



GoddessDustyGold -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 12:35:55 AM)

I don't look at them, but I am hearing more and more about this.  Although I suggest you exaggerate a bit (*Wink*), I would be willing to bet that the largest percentage of these Mandy profiles are the male finding a different way to seek out his young, "no limits" sexpot.    When it is time to meet, I suspect Mandy becomes unavailable due to a family emergency or other reason.
It is unfortunate since there are some realistic profiles in which the febsub is seeking to add to the poly family for the Master, and they are legit.  And there are good reasons why the femsub is doing the screening.  So it just becomes another sorting process for the submissives who are browsing, and a pain in the neck for the Male Doms who are browsing. 



BitaTruble -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 12:41:19 AM)

I'm sure you're not suggesting that a Master should have his slave trained to meet your requirements. What do you care what some other Master does with his property? By-pass those profiles if they bug you.  What possible good does coming to the forums and whinning about it do for you? You're looking for a virgin. You don't have time to come in here and whine. What you seek is damn near extinct! You need to move your ass and be a bit more productive or they'll all be gone!

Celeste



bandit25 -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 1:34:28 AM)

 

Bita is right...just bypass those profiles.  There are plenty of subs looking for a Dom/Master.



RavenMuse -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 2:14:58 AM)

Yep I've seen a fair few that would fit the bill but they are far from being the majority. So it takes a bit of searching to find someone worth contacting, since when has anything worth having not required a bit of effort to get?



CanadianGuy -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 2:21:46 AM)

I posted this as a rant, to "point and laugh" at the crap going on.  It's not whining (but I'll take that cheese!) and it's not an advertisement for myself.  I hadn't seen anyone else bring it up yet, although it's definitely becoming quite rampant.

As for myself, my profile's a bit of a joke.  I realize that person may not exist.  Well, my own girl DOES meet all those requirements, well... she's not a virgin anymore.  :p  The profile was written when her and I were on a.... "break".  We're still not totally sorted out, in fact there are some huge issues untouched, and she's not ready to deal with it now.  I get a lot of "you're crazy" messages, which is fine.  I'm not really here to rake in the submissives.  I'm here to learn, and I've been doing plenty of it, thanks to you and other great posters like amayos, fullofgrace, and more. 

So yeah... back to the virgin hunt.  [8|]  hehe



MrC1980 -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 2:28:15 AM)

Dragging the thread off topic... you shouldn't eat cheese with good wine. Contrary to popular belief, the cheese masks teh subtle flavours of good wine, so you might as well get the cheap stuff out after the first few nibbles.



Dustyn -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 3:49:49 AM)

You mean yer not supposed to combine spray cheese with German ice wines? =P

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrC1980

Dragging the thread off topic... you shouldn't eat cheese with good wine. Contrary to popular belief, the cheese masks teh subtle flavours of good wine, so you might as well get the cheap stuff out after the first few nibbles.



TNstepsout -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 5:54:16 AM)

Oh yeah there are some funny profiles out there.

I once had a discussion with a man from CM who was a bit discouraged. In the course of our conversation he wished me well, but lamented that most the women on CM were 'seeking a fantasy'. I was pretty amused since I had been bombarded by men and read dozens of profiles looking for a 'free maid with benefits' (although they pretty it up a bit) or another woman to add to a 'stable of love slaves', or my favorite the International Man of Mystery, looking for the woman who will grace his arm at 'high profile' society functions but be a total animal in the bedroom.

Ah well, a healthy fantasy life is good for the soul.



Vancouver_cinful -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 7:40:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CanadianGuy
Are there any submissive females left on this site that haven't been suckered into the mandy type profiles running rampant?  Has collarme become simply a free, slightly kinky version of the other adult dating sites?  And most importantly, can't these "Masters" find their own hoes?

[&:][:@][:(]

Dang, and I so wanted to roll around in a pink bed in expensive panties, after doing all the housework...Do you mean my dream may never come true?? [:o]

Cin



Arpig -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 8:12:00 AM)

This of course assumes I drink anything but the cheap stuff [;)]



gooddogbenji -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 8:29:51 AM)

Actually, each cheese does have a wine to complement it, anything from a light white wine with a Parmesan, perhaps, to an Oloroso Sherry with a nice, ripe Epoisses.

Arpig, I'll send you a package of Kraft Singles and a box of wine.

And to get back on topic, Here's my solution to the Mandy issue:

I create a new profile, mindyslave4Masterwithanotherslave, and write her a message, saying

Dear mandy,

this slave's name is mindy, and this slave thinks that this slave's name and that slave's name should be used together by these slaves' Master, and this slave and that slave, or these slaves, should be caled mima.  This slave should be first, as that slave being first would make mami, which is wrong.  slave, tell your Master it is wrong.  These slaves are mima. 

Yours, (well, technically your Master's)


mindy"

Then I wait for the reply, and eagerly set up a phone call using a female friend(Mandy has a cold, of course), then a webcam(one sided), again making a friend sit in front of the camera, and then the real life meeting.  I meet in her hotel room, alone, but alas, she is sick....  so her Master shows up, seeing the real me (my friend is no longer my friend after the video footage appeared on webcamsluts.com) dressed in a cute miniskirt and haltertop.

Oddly, I seem to be the only effective cure for those profiles.

Yours,


benji



OedipusRexIt -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 9:55:48 AM)

I certainly understood it to be a "point and laugh" rant.  That's my reaction as well.  While it's likely a few of those "Mandy" profiles are genuine, I suspect you're right that they're often a smokescreen.

I don't put down anyone's tastes, at least not out loud, but it does make one chuckle to imagine the difference between the harem-girl fantasies and the all too real realities of being first in a stable of hoes...  How many times does the bubble burst?  A lot, I'll bet.

Of course, there are the flip-side equivalants.  Not sure what they would be, but would be interested to hear from women what is the "most common male profile".  Hopefully, those will be offered with an equal tongue-in-cheek humor, the way this thread was.



GoddessDustyGold -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 6:39:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OedipusRexIt

Of course, there are the flip-side equivalants.  Not sure what they would be, but would be interested to hear from women what is the "most common male profile".  Hopefully, those will be offered with an equal tongue-in-cheek humor, the way this thread was.


Well, that's easy enough!
Here is the most common submissive male profile:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 























Vancouver_cinful -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 11:50:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OedipusRexIt
Of course, there are the flip-side equivalants.  Not sure what they would be, but would be interested to hear from women what is the "most common male profile".  Hopefully, those will be offered with an equal tongue-in-cheek humor, the way this thread was.


Ok, here it is:

KNEL BTCH! U HAV FOND UR MASTR!!!!!

I am tru dominate master woner. Im married but my wife is to boring/venilla so i am seek the first of my buding haremm slavs. it wll start online but the rite slavs will join me at my speciel ranch with dunjeon.

u must b no-limits slave, butiful and not fat, ugly, or old. It's not that i m shallow as some  other guys is on heaer,, it's just that i m handsome and muscular and expet u to be just helthy as me and i m ropmaster so u mst be flexlble,, an bendy 4 kink pusisions 4 sex.

i hv big thik cock (9inches)tht u wll hav privlege to suck everday if u r god slav. u wll experence organism denile in metul belt,, an luv tht.

I am welthy, won big ranch and boat. You will   hav the plesure of fin dinng and prties with rich peeple, so u must be butiful, yung, and discret. an crav to b used by all i say so. (ths is secrit socity...))

i expet u to b kneling nakd by ur cam when u emale me so i can enspect ur worthines.

MSSGE UR MSTER NOW!!!!!! SLAV!



Vancouver_cinful -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/20/2006 11:53:01 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GoddessDustyGold
Here is the most common submissive male profile:
 





[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

Cin



truesub4u -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/21/2006 3:45:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful

quote:

ORIGINAL: OedipusRexIt
Of course, there are the flip-side equivalants.  Not sure what they would be, but would be interested to hear from women what is the "most common male profile".  Hopefully, those will be offered with an equal tongue-in-cheek humor, the way this thread was.


Ok, here it is:

KNEL BTCH! U HAV FOND UR MASTR!!!!!

I am tru dominate master woner. Im married but my wife is to boring/venilla so i am seek the first of my buding haremm slavs. it wll start online but the rite slavs will join me at my speciel ranch with dunjeon.

u must b no-limits slave, butiful and not fat, ugly, or old. It's not that i m shallow as some  other guys is on heaer,, it's just that i m handsome and muscular and expet u to be just helthy as me and i m ropmaster so u mst be flexlble,, an bendy 4 kink pusisions 4 sex.

i hv big thik cock (9inches)tht u wll hav privlege to suck everday if u r god slav. u wll experence organism denile in metul belt,, an luv tht.

I am welthy, won big ranch and boat. You will   hav the plesure of fin dinng and prties with rich peeple, so u must be butiful, yung, and discret. an crav to b used by all i say so. (ths is secrit socity...))

i expet u to b kneling nakd by ur cam when u emale me so i can enspect ur worthines.

MSSGE UR MSTER NOW!!!!!! SLAV!



LMAO Cin... damn.. it's a draw between you and benjo here on great post... funny shit there you 2... [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

And I told you Cin.... we're getting the same e-mails.... and seeing the same profiles from SOME of these Doms.... lmao



Vancouver_cinful -> RE: the most common female profile by far: (4/21/2006 7:33:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: truesub4u
LMAO Cin... damn.. it's a draw between you and benjo here on great post... funny shit there you 2... [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

And I told you Cin.... we're getting the same e-mails.... and seeing the same profiles from SOME of these Doms.... lmao


The funny thing is, it took me far longer to edit this and put in the bad spelling and grammar as it would normally take me to correct my usual typos! Man, it is a exhausting tryeng 2 typ ths waay!!

Glad you enjoyed it. I loved Benji's too. Want to change your name to Mandy, I'll be Mindy?[sm=shake.gif] We might actually snag a tru,, dominate master/woner, then!!

Cin/Mindy



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